Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is
currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the
murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered,
my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her
into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with
her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for
President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Gerry < who hates *ALL* politicians >
Awwww come on....
Is that it? Another boring night and that is the best controversial BS
topic you can come up with? Crap.
If you wanna start some kind of pointless, venal, mean spirited YET
lively thread to trash someone or something, you have to go with the
old reliables. If you will do a quick GS, you will see there are many
old reliable threads here. And of course, the more negative they are,
the more response they will get.
Examples of huge threads here:
1) I can't believe Norm stained cherry... what a loser
2) Norm is nothing but a coporate lackey... >> I << could do what he
does with his sponsors and money. Why if I only had my own show and
some talent...
3) Home Depot... pimple faced bastards... high school punks...
4) Sears... every loser in the world will respond with their mia culpas
for buying "crapsman" products just so they can whine along
5) Could Norm build anything without a brad nailer? Why doesn't he do
it like a man, and fasten things the way I think he should? Hasn't he
watched MY show?
6) MinWax sucks
7) Hurray for Bill Clinton... he was my saviour (this always fires up
both sides of the fence... a sure fire OT winner!)
8) Bill Clinton sucks... he is the antichrist! (this always fires up
both sides of the fence... a sure fire OT winner!)
9) Any great story about how corporate America screws over the little
guy
10) Any great story about how the little guy gets even with corporate
America (see above)
There are plenty others. Put a little effort in it, will you?
Especially if you are going to post OT, without saying OT, after all
the moaning and bitching about OT subjects.
Hell, I bet I get more response to this post for just mentioning all
the above than you did with your original troll.
Sheesh.
Robert
"G.E.R.R.Y." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:290420051605073262%[email protected]...
> Dear Abby,
>
> I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
> as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my...
Hi Gerry,
Go ahead and tell her, we all know how much George Bush is revered and loved
around the world, so you need have no fears.
Now if your cousin lived in the UK and supported Tony Blair you would have a
real problem.
Oldun
P.S.
What days does your fiancé work, and where is her patch?
On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 22:38:38 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Anyone heard from Uni-Keeter lately?
I've been getting emails from him out of the Old tools forum, so he is
likely too busy to drop by.
Groggy
You forgot the immovable mailbox stand.
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Awwww come on....
>
> Is that it? Another boring night and that is the best controversial BS
> topic you can come up with? Crap.
>
> If you wanna start some kind of pointless, venal, mean spirited YET
> lively thread to trash someone or something, you have to go with the
> old reliables. If you will do a quick GS, you will see there are many
> old reliable threads here. And of course, the more negative they are,
> the more response they will get.
>
> Examples of huge threads here:
>
> 1) I can't believe Norm stained cherry... what a loser
> 2) Norm is nothing but a coporate lackey... >> I << could do what he
> does with his sponsors and money. Why if I only had my own show and
> some talent...
> 3) Home Depot... pimple faced bastards... high school punks...
> 4) Sears... every loser in the world will respond with their mia culpas
> for buying "crapsman" products just so they can whine along
> 5) Could Norm build anything without a brad nailer? Why doesn't he do
> it like a man, and fasten things the way I think he should? Hasn't he
> watched MY show?
> 6) MinWax sucks
> 7) Hurray for Bill Clinton... he was my saviour (this always fires up
> both sides of the fence... a sure fire OT winner!)
> 8) Bill Clinton sucks... he is the antichrist! (this always fires up
> both sides of the fence... a sure fire OT winner!)
> 9) Any great story about how corporate America screws over the little
> guy
> 10) Any great story about how the little guy gets even with corporate
> America (see above)
>
> There are plenty others. Put a little effort in it, will you?
> Especially if you are going to post OT, without saying OT, after all
> the moaning and bitching about OT subjects.
>
> Hell, I bet I get more response to this post for just mentioning all
> the above than you did with your original troll.
>
> Sheesh.
>
> Robert
>
In article <290420051605073262%[email protected]>,
"G.E.R.R.Y." <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dear Abby,
>
> I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
> as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
> sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
>
> My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
> selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
> sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is
> currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the
> murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
> awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
>
> I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
> in Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered,
> my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her
> into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with
> her.
>
> Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for
> President?
>
> Signed,
>
> Worried About My Reputation
>
> Gerry < who hates *ALL* politicians >
I have no opinion.
On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 16:05:07 -0400, the inscrutable "G.E.R.R.Y."
<[email protected]> spake:
>Dear Abby,
>
>I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
>as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
>sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
>
>My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
>selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
>sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is
>currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the
>murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
>awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
>
>I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
>in Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered,
>my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her
>into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with
>her.
>
>Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for
>President?
>
>Signed,
>
>Worried About My Reputation
>
>Gerry < who hates *ALL* politicians >
Congrats for coming out of the toi^H^H^Hcloset. Yes, tell the story.
It may help others who are also totally brain dead Shrub voters.
<snort>
Good 'un, Ger.
--== May The Angst Be With You! ==--
-Yoda, on a bad day
--
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On Fri, 29 Apr 2005 22:38:38 -0700, the inscrutable Fly-by-Night CC
<[email protected]> spake:
>In article <290420051605073262%[email protected]>,
> "G.E.R.R.Y." <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Signed,
>>
>> Worried About My Reputation
>
>Speaking of transvestite, maryJ growing, murderous perverts who support
>Bush...
>
>Anyone heard from Uni-Keeter lately?
Nope, even after my "ugly Keeter-gray color" statement last week.
He's definitely absent from the Wreck right now.
--== May The Angst Be With You! ==--
-Yoda, on a bad day
--
http://diversify.com Ending Your Web Page Angst.
In article <290420051605073262%[email protected]>,
"G.E.R.R.Y." <[email protected]> wrote:
> Signed,
>
> Worried About My Reputation
Speaking of transvestite, maryJ growing, murderous perverts who support
Bush...
Anyone heard from Uni-Keeter lately?
--
Owen Lowe
The Fly-by-Night Copper Company
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