Bunghole <[email protected]> wrote in article
<[email protected]>...
> On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:12:46 GMT, 666interface
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> Does a bear shit in the woods?
>
Not if its a Polar bear..........
Official GTC Pollster wrote:
> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her pussy?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you let her spank you?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her asshole?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
Her money's as good as anyone's. If she pays, I'll do whatever she
asks.
Z.
Glenn Grant wrote:
> "Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
[list snipped]
> Yes to all of them, of course.
Everything but the spanking and rimming works for me. IMHO the best
would be getting some head from her, though; she's got a mouth that's
just made for dick-sucking.
ObT: While reminiscing about elementary school days, I recalled that
the head had a bathtub-like trough for a urinal and the thing to do
when peeing was to stand at the end and see if we could cross the
length of the trough with our piss-streams. Not easy to do for a
second-grader but by the time we were in the fifth grade we could do it
without even pushing hard.
Grant wrote:
> "Dr Zen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > Official GTC Pollster wrote:
> >> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
> >>
> >> YES [ ]
> >>
> >> NO [ ]
> >>
> >> Would you eat out her pussy?
> >>
> >> YES [ ]
> >>
> >> NO [ ]
> >>
> >> Would you let her spank you?
> >>
> >> YES [ ]
> >>
> >> NO [ ]
> >>
> >> Would you eat out her asshole?
> >>
> >> YES [ ]
> >>
> >> NO [ ]
> >
> > Her money's as good as anyone's. If she pays, I'll do whatever she
> > asks.
> >
> Any man as Depressed and with the self loathing that you have would
clearly
> be sexual dysfunctional. You couldn't raise wood if you planted
Acorns.
Luckily for me, I live my real life and not your fantasy. Still, you
are right about my arse: it is a peach of great beauty.
Zen
Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
[snip]
I smirked at this - apparently having sex with Angelina Jolie is such a
religious experience that the poster decided to capitalize the "F".
Personally, I believe that the right answer is, "I would most
definately NOT have sex with Angelina Jolie."
And it's true - I would not have sex with Angelina Jolie. I WOULD make
the offer, after which I would be roughly escorted off the set by burly
security guards, and beaten to a bloody pulp behind an MGM dumpster.
Reality sucks, buy a helmet.
/Roy
ObT: Being assraped by burly security guards, who are fantasizing that
I am Angelina Jolie.
ObHeySailor: It's been about 6 1/2 months since I've gotten r done.
Right now, I'd hump a corner mailbox, if I could figure out how to keep
the blue lid from slamming shut on my nuts.
ObPostal: Somewhere out there, some guy is going to try mailbox sex,
and a new fetish will be born. I want the Net porn royalties from it,
dammit - I've got bills to pay.
mick wrote:
> "Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message news:[email protected]...
> > Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> I have done.
> 3 out of 10
ITYMTS you were so pissed she *looked like* Angelina Jolie.
Z.
"Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> YES [X]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her pussy?
>
> YES [X]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you let her spank you?
>
> YES [X]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her asshole?
>
> YES [X]
>
> NO [ ]
>
Anjelina Jolie is one hot bitch.
I don't know what the fuck she sees in that jackass Brad Pitt.
Me <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On 28 Mar 2005 20:39:30 -0800, "Dr Zen" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>Official GTC Pollster wrote:
>>> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>>
>>> YES [ ]
>>>
>>> NO [ ]
>>>
>>> Would you eat out her pussy?
>>>
>>> YES [ ]
>>>
>>> NO [ ]
>>>
>>> Would you let her spank you?
>>>
>>> YES [ ]
>>>
>>> NO [ ]
>>>
>>> Would you eat out her asshole?
>>>
>>> YES [ ]
>>>
>>> NO [ ]
>>
>>Her money's as good as anyone's. If she pays, I'll do whatever she
>>asks.
>
> You man whore, you.
Aren't we all?
Me <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On 29 Mar 2005 03:54:32 GMT, "Official GTC Pollster"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> No.
> I would, however, make love with her if it felt right.
Don't you worry.....it would feel more than just alright.
> <Macho Disclaimer: I'm trolling for women here... please disregard
> this post if you happen to be a guy. TYVM>
Yeah, look at the NG line. Lots of bitches in these groups.
"Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her pussy?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you let her spank you?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her asshole?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
Yes to all of them, of course.
Charles Soto <[email protected]> wrote in news:csoto-
[email protected]:
> Deep Space 9 <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Me <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > On 28 Mar 2005 20:39:30 -0800, "Dr Zen" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>Official GTC Pollster wrote:
>> >>> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>> >>>
>> >>> YES [ ]
>> >>>
>> >>> NO [ ]
>> >>>
>> >>> Would you eat out her pussy?
>> >>>
>> >>> YES [ ]
>> >>>
>> >>> NO [ ]
>> >>>
>> >>> Would you let her spank you?
>> >>>
>> >>> YES [ ]
>> >>>
>> >>> NO [ ]
>> >>>
>> >>> Would you eat out her asshole?
>> >>>
>> >>> YES [ ]
>> >>>
>> >>> NO [ ]
>> >>
>> >>Her money's as good as anyone's. If she pays, I'll do whatever she
>> >>asks.
>> >
>> > You man whore, you.
>>
>> Aren't we all?
>
> Gotta use that mangina.
ROFL! Good one.
"Dr Zen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Official GTC Pollster wrote:
>> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you eat out her pussy?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you let her spank you?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you eat out her asshole?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>
> Her money's as good as anyone's. If she pays, I'll do whatever she
> asks.
>
Any man as Depressed and with the self loathing that you have would clearly
be sexual dysfunctional. You couldn't raise wood if you planted Acorns.
think you got 100%
"Deep Space 9" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>
>> YES [X]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you eat out her pussy?
>>
>> YES [X]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you let her spank you?
>>
>> YES [X]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you eat out her asshole?
>>
>> YES [X]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>
> Anjelina Jolie is one hot bitch.
>
> I don't know what the fuck she sees in that jackass Brad Pitt.
>
>
"Roberta Hatch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> The neatest urinal I've ever seen was in a Laguna Seca head.
> It was round and made of red granite, with a sprinkler above the
> trough. When the water came out of the sprinker, you could wash your
> hands. Because of it height and appearance, many people were unsure
> if the thing was a pisser or a large wash basin.
Since when do girls use a urinal?
In alt.music.white-power, rudy <[email protected]> typed:
>Roy. Just Roy. wrote:
>
>>And it's true - I would not have sex with Angelina Jolie.
>
>FAGGED !
miss universe is a bit of awwwwright !
http://www.askmen.com/women/models_250/251_jennifer_hawkins.html
phwooooooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!1
spring fever r0ckster wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 05:16:35 +0000, n3tfuZioN wrote:
>
>> what the hell I thought this was about computer intrusion do you
>> need to go to celebrity sex
>
> keyword: go to hell
GEEK NIGUR
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Roberta Hatch wrote:
> The neatest urinal I've ever seen was in a Laguna Seca head.
> It was round and made of red granite, with a sprinkler above the
> trough. When the water came out of the sprinker, you could wash your
> hands. Because of it height and appearance, many people were unsure
> if the thing was a pisser or a large wash basin.
There was a time back about 1965 when every school system around was
putting in those wash stands. If you had been using the little girls
room like you should have, you would have seen them in the girls rest
room also. I don't doubt for a minute that you pissed in the place
where every one else was washing their hands. I have used many a porta
pottie at Luguna Seca but never been up on top of the hill behind the
stands where such plush rest rooms were available. I think they must
have closed that part of the track off to us when we had SCCA races
there.
"Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her pussy?
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you let her spank you?
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her asshole?
>
> NO [ ]
That person was born a man. Note the strangely shaped lips that just
*scream* "this person wants to suck their own wang"
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round about 28 Mar 2005 someone identified as "Official GTC Pollster"
<[email protected]> posted to alt.2600
> Would you Rape Slay Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> YES [X]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat maggots out of her pussy?
>
> YES [X]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you let her donkey punch you?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [X]
>
> Would you eat peanuts out of her shit?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [X]
On 29 Mar 2005 05:59:32 GMT, Deep Space 9 <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Me <[email protected]> wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> On 29 Mar 2005 03:54:32 GMT, "Official GTC Pollster"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>
>> No.
>> I would, however, make love with her if it felt right.
>
>Don't you worry.....it would feel more than just alright.
>
>> <Macho Disclaimer: I'm trolling for women here... please disregard
>> this post if you happen to be a guy. TYVM>
>
>Yeah, look at the NG line. Lots of bitches in these groups.
Plenty in 2600. :-)
Official GTC Pollster wrote:
> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> YES [X ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her pussy?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> DEPENDS [X]
>
> Would you let her spank you?
>
> YES [X ]
>
> NO [ ]
>
> Would you eat out her asshole?
>
> YES [ ]
>
> NO [X ]
She was in the movie "Taking Lives" and shows a lot of skin in that movie
so Magnus says yes, I'd have to........:-)
Deep Space 9 <[email protected]> wrote:
> Me <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > On 28 Mar 2005 20:39:30 -0800, "Dr Zen" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Official GTC Pollster wrote:
> >>> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
> >>>
> >>> YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>> NO [ ]
> >>>
> >>> Would you eat out her pussy?
> >>>
> >>> YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>> NO [ ]
> >>>
> >>> Would you let her spank you?
> >>>
> >>> YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>> NO [ ]
> >>>
> >>> Would you eat out her asshole?
> >>>
> >>> YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>> NO [ ]
> >>
> >>Her money's as good as anyone's. If she pays, I'll do whatever she
> >>asks.
> >
> > You man whore, you.
>
> Aren't we all?
Gotta use that mangina.
Charles
--
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("Meepmeep" is "rr," as in Roadrunner, my ISP.)
"Larry xlax Lovisone" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>
> Nope... she's pretty but she don't ride a sportbike...
She *does* fly a twin-prop, however:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0346156/Ss/0346156/WOT-067_franky_2-r.jpg?
path=gallery&path_key=0346156
Charles
(FYI, I'd do all 4 ;)
--
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("Meepmeep" is "rr," as in Roadrunner, my ISP.)
Pantheras <[email protected]> wrote:
>millsapian87 wrote:
>> ObT: While reminiscing about elementary school days, I recalled that
>> the head had a bathtub-like trough for a urinal...
>You ain't lived until you have been on a military ship in rough weather.
>The long troth would fill up with piss and puke and slosh from one end
>to the other. If you weren't sick, you likely would be after a visit to
>the head.
I'm certain the compartment cleaners made it a point to find out
who was most junior, and therefore get the honors.
The neatest urinal I've ever seen was in a Laguna Seca head.
It was round and made of red granite, with a sprinkler above the
trough. When the water came out of the sprinker, you could wash your
hands. Because of it height and appearance, many people were unsure
if the thing was a pisser or a large wash basin.
Bobbi
---
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Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, CA (This space for rent)
http://www.discoverycommunitycollege.com/images/studentpics/Roberta-sm.jpg
"Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
message news:[email protected]...
> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
I have done.
3 out of 10
"Dr Zen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> mick wrote:
>> "Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
>
>> message news:[email protected]...
>> > Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>
>> I have done.
>> 3 out of 10
>
> ITYMTS you were so pissed she *looked like* Angelina Jolie.
If the magic water was capable of that, i'd stay pissed, forever.
>
> Z.
>
spring fever r0ckster <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 05:16:35 +0000, n3tfuZioN wrote:
>
> > what the hell I thought this was about computer intrusion do you need to
go
> > to celebrity sex
>
> keyword: go to hell
keycup drink a shut teh hup off, okay?
Riff <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In alt.music.white-power, "DaveVH" <[email protected]> typed:
>
> >
> >spring fever r0ckster <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 05:16:35 +0000, n3tfuZioN wrote:
> >>
> >> > what the hell I thought this was about computer intrusion do you need
to
> >go
> >> > to celebrity sex
> >>
> >> keyword: go to hell
> >
> >keycup drink a shut teh hup off, okay?
> >
>
>
> HE MAN MEMBER WHEN WE HAD THAT GRATE BERFDEE PARTY FOR r0ck ?
he man i sho do! wos it wen we had a party in alt.hakers.pathetic and pullt
its wings off and shitted doun its throte?
"Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
message news:[email protected]...
This is the kind of punk teenager that hangs out on the street corner making
kissing noises at the women that drive by.
God, what a smooth, intellectual you are!
millsapian87 wrote:
> ObT: While reminiscing about elementary school days, I recalled that
> the head had a bathtub-like trough for a urinal and the thing to do
> when peeing was to stand at the end and see if we could cross the
> length of the trough with our piss-streams. Not easy to do for a
> second-grader but by the time we were in the fifth grade we could do it
> without even pushing hard.
You ain't lived until you have been on a military ship in rough weather.
The long troth would fill up with piss and puke and slosh from one end
to the other. If you weren't sick, you likely would be after a visit to
the head.
Meanwhile back at the shrine of Anjelina Jolie, I can't think of a
better mouth in the whole world for sucking cock. She looks like she
could suck the valves out of a Greyhound bus engine.
Glenn Grant wrote:
> "Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>
>>Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>
>>YES [ ]
>>
>>NO [ ]
>>
>>Would you eat out her pussy?
>>
>>YES [ ]
>>
>>NO [ ]
>>
>>Would you let her spank you?
>>
>>YES [ ]
>>
>>NO [ ]
>>
>>Would you eat out her asshole?
>>
>>YES [ ]
>>
>>NO [ ]
>>
>
>
> Yes to all of them, of course.
>
yes, but why such a dumb poll? ne straight guy would say yes
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In article <[email protected]>,
Bunghole <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:12:46 GMT, 666interface
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >Glenn Grant wrote:
> >> "Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news:[email protected]:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
> >>>
> >>>YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>>NO [ ]
> >>>
> >>>Would you eat out her pussy?
> >>>
> >>>YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>>NO [ ]
> >>>
> >>>Would you let her spank you?
> >>>
> >>>YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>>NO [ ]
> >>>
> >>>Would you eat out her asshole?
> >>>
> >>>YES [ ]
> >>>
> >>>NO [ ]
> >>>
> >>
> >>
>
> Does a bear shit in the woods?
That question has been definitively answered. Check out the Charmin
toilet paper TV commercial.
On 28 Mar 2005 20:39:30 -0800, "Dr Zen" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>Official GTC Pollster wrote:
>> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you eat out her pussy?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you let her spank you?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>>
>> Would you eat out her asshole?
>>
>> YES [ ]
>>
>> NO [ ]
>
>Her money's as good as anyone's. If she pays, I'll do whatever she
>asks.
You man whore, you.
In alt.music.white-power, "DaveVH" <[email protected]> typed:
>
>spring fever r0ckster <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 05:16:35 +0000, n3tfuZioN wrote:
>>
>> > what the hell I thought this was about computer intrusion do you need to
>go
>> > to celebrity sex
>>
>> keyword: go to hell
>
>keycup drink a shut teh hup off, okay?
>
HE MAN MEMBER WHEN WE HAD THAT GRATE BERFDEE PARTY FOR r0ck ?
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:12:46 GMT, 666interface
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Glenn Grant wrote:
>> "Official GTC Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>
>>>Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
>>>
>>>YES [ ]
>>>
>>>NO [ ]
>>>
>>>Would you eat out her pussy?
>>>
>>>YES [ ]
>>>
>>>NO [ ]
>>>
>>>Would you let her spank you?
>>>
>>>YES [ ]
>>>
>>>NO [ ]
>>>
>>>Would you eat out her asshole?
>>>
>>>YES [ ]
>>>
>>>NO [ ]
>>>
>>
>>
Does a bear shit in the woods?
On 29 Mar 2005 03:54:32 GMT, "Official GTC Pollster"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
No.
I would, however, make love with her if it felt right.
<Macho Disclaimer: I'm trolling for women here... please disregard
this post if you happen to be a guy. TYVM>
> Would you Fuck Anjelina Jolie ?
Nope... she's pretty but she don't ride a sportbike...
Larry L
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