SOMEWHERE, USA.
119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
Family members say that 119.60.9.44.84 was tortured and killed over the
holiday weekend and now they're eagerly awaiting details on how much
he suffered before he met his demise.
Relatives of the deceased have congregated at the family home to
celebrate that they're finally rid of the asshole. As quoted by his
sister "This New Year's celebration will be the best one yet!"
The Somewhere resident was employed as the town asshole for the past
thirty years and all agree that he filled the job perfectly. Even the
town drunk admitted that 119.60.9.44.84 was ideally suited for the
position. A few other townspeople commented that the town counsel also
tried to hire 119.60.9.44.84 as the local coward, but ended up agreeing
that 119.60.9.44.84 was too busy as the town asshole to take on
additional duties.
In lieu of funeral services which no one will attend, the mayor of
Somewhere has declared a day of celebration where a full three quarters
of the town reserve budget will be allocated to funding beer at the
local pub.
Please send any donations to the Somewhere garbage dump. Considering
that Somewhere dump officials will have to set aside a specially sealed
urn for 119.60.9.44.84's highly contaminated toxic waste, it's
appropriate that any monies assist with that purpose.
Sad to think how really low class you are. I pity any family you have.
Either they've adopted your prejudice and ignorance or they're forced
to endure the hatred that pours out of you. Either way, they pay
everyday for the offal that comes out of your mouth every time you open
it.
You're obviously very mentally limited. If you weren't, you'd realize
that your actions in this newsgroup supposedly on behalf of injured
Americans is in reality, dishonouring them and what they stand for.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sat, Dec 31, 2005, 7:10am (EST-3) [email protected] doth broadcast:
> SOMEWHERE, USA.
> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
> appointed mouthpiece has been killed. <snip>
>
> Can't say that's something I would wish for. Can't say that's
> something I would mourn over either. Karma.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
> What do you "know"?
> - Granny Weatherwax
>
I could be low class by your opinion. If you examine your opinions it's been
pretty worthless...........
So suck wind!
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sad to think how really low class you are. I pity any family you have.
> Either they've adopted your prejudice and ignorance or they're forced
> to endure the hatred that pours out of you. Either way, they pay
> everyday for the offal that comes out of your mouth every time you open
> it.
>
> You're obviously very mentally limited. If you weren't, you'd realize
> that your actions in this newsgroup supposedly on behalf of injured
> Americans is in reality, dishonouring them and what they stand for.
>
Sat, Dec 31, 2005, 7:10am (EST-3) [email protected] doth broadcast:
SOMEWHERE, USA.
119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
appointed mouthpiece has been killed. <snip>
Can't say that's something I would wish for. Can't say that's
something I would mourn over either. Karma.
JOAT
You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
What do you "know"?
- Granny Weatherwax
ROTFLMYAATFACS!
"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> ROFLMAO
>
another "bright" one!
"Charles Self" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Dave Jackson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:IMFtf.828$%[email protected]...
>> That's Funny! You know though, as long as 119.60.9.44.84 has hung out
>> here and put us woodworkers down, he's probably learned, at least in
>> theory, to be a pretty good wood worker himself. Maybe we should get
>> together and donate some power tools to him, it might rid him of some of
>> his spare time.
>> I'll even be the first to donate an old table saw as soon as I get the
>> fence tweaked IN a little ;) --dave
>>
>>
>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> SOMEWHERE, USA.
>>> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
>>> appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
>>>
>>> Family members say that 119.60.9.44.84 was tortured and killed over the
>>> holiday weekend and now they're eagerly awaiting details on how much
>>> he suffered before he met his demise.
>>>
>>> Relatives of the deceased have congregated at the family home to
>>> celebrate that they're finally rid of the asshole. As quoted by his
>>> sister "This New Year's celebration will be the best one yet!"
>>>
>>> The Somewhere resident was employed as the town asshole for the past
>>> thirty years and all agree that he filled the job perfectly. Even the
>>> town drunk admitted that 119.60.9.44.84 was ideally suited for the
>>> position. A few other townspeople commented that the town counsel also
>>> tried to hire 119.60.9.44.84 as the local coward, but ended up agreeing
>>> that 119.60.9.44.84 was too busy as the town asshole to take on
>>> additional duties.
>>>
>>> In lieu of funeral services which no one will attend, the mayor of
>>> Somewhere has declared a day of celebration where a full three quarters
>>> of the town reserve budget will be allocated to funding beer at the
>>> local pub.
>>>
>>> Please send any donations to the Somewhere garbage dump. Considering
>>> that Somewhere dump officials will have to set aside a specially sealed
>>> urn for 119.60.9.44.84's highly contaminated toxic waste, it's
>>> appropriate that any monies assist with that purpose.
>>>
>
> Of course, the assumption about his woodworking is that he actually took
> the time to read what someone else had to say on the subject. Unlikely,
> IMO.
>
In your dreams sawdust boy!
Your mother say's you should quit huffing the wood glue!~
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> SOMEWHERE, USA.
> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
> appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
>
> Family members say that 119.60.9.44.84 was tortured and killed over the
> holiday weekend and now they're eagerly awaiting details on how much
> he suffered before he met his demise.
>
> Relatives of the deceased have congregated at the family home to
> celebrate that they're finally rid of the asshole. As quoted by his
> sister "This New Year's celebration will be the best one yet!"
>
> The Somewhere resident was employed as the town asshole for the past
> thirty years and all agree that he filled the job perfectly. Even the
> town drunk admitted that 119.60.9.44.84 was ideally suited for the
> position. A few other townspeople commented that the town counsel also
> tried to hire 119.60.9.44.84 as the local coward, but ended up agreeing
> that 119.60.9.44.84 was too busy as the town asshole to take on
> additional duties.
>
> In lieu of funeral services which no one will attend, the mayor of
> Somewhere has declared a day of celebration where a full three quarters
> of the town reserve budget will be allocated to funding beer at the
> local pub.
>
> Please send any donations to the Somewhere garbage dump. Considering
> that Somewhere dump officials will have to set aside a specially sealed
> urn for 119.60.9.44.84's highly contaminated toxic waste, it's
> appropriate that any monies assist with that purpose.
>
That's Funny! You know though, as long as 119.60.9.44.84 has hung out here
and put us woodworkers down, he's probably learned, at least in theory,
to be a pretty good wood worker himself. Maybe we should get together and
donate some power tools to him, it might rid him of some of his spare time.
I'll even be the first to donate an old table saw as soon as I get the
fence tweaked IN a little ;) --dave
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> SOMEWHERE, USA.
> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
> appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
>
> Family members say that 119.60.9.44.84 was tortured and killed over the
> holiday weekend and now they're eagerly awaiting details on how much
> he suffered before he met his demise.
>
> Relatives of the deceased have congregated at the family home to
> celebrate that they're finally rid of the asshole. As quoted by his
> sister "This New Year's celebration will be the best one yet!"
>
> The Somewhere resident was employed as the town asshole for the past
> thirty years and all agree that he filled the job perfectly. Even the
> town drunk admitted that 119.60.9.44.84 was ideally suited for the
> position. A few other townspeople commented that the town counsel also
> tried to hire 119.60.9.44.84 as the local coward, but ended up agreeing
> that 119.60.9.44.84 was too busy as the town asshole to take on
> additional duties.
>
> In lieu of funeral services which no one will attend, the mayor of
> Somewhere has declared a day of celebration where a full three quarters
> of the town reserve budget will be allocated to funding beer at the
> local pub.
>
> Please send any donations to the Somewhere garbage dump. Considering
> that Somewhere dump officials will have to set aside a specially sealed
> urn for 119.60.9.44.84's highly contaminated toxic waste, it's
> appropriate that any monies assist with that purpose.
>
You fat ass mother farted and blew herself up! We just happened tobe in the
green zone!
"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> What happened? Meth lab blow up?
>
suck my ass fagboy!
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I'd suck the shit from119.60.9.44.84 ass!
On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 15:15:13 GMT, "19.60.9.44.84"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>I could be low class by your opinion. If you examine your opinions it's been
>pretty worthless...........
>
>So suck wind!
Isn't is odd that what people see in themselves they
project onto others. Your colors are showing. Don't get
suck into your own wind.
Don
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> SOMEWHERE, USA.
> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
> appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
snipe......
Somewhere in there is a message that I think means one of our local trolls
has been deftly kicked in the ass.
Thank you and a Happy New Year to ya....
Bob S.
dream on faggot ass
"Bob S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> SOMEWHERE, USA.
>> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
>> appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
> snipe......
>
> Somewhere in there is a message that I think means one of our local trolls
> has been deftly kicked in the ass.
>
> Thank you and a Happy New Year to ya....
>
> Bob S.
>
"Dave Jackson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:IMFtf.828$%[email protected]...
> That's Funny! You know though, as long as 119.60.9.44.84 has hung out here
> and put us woodworkers down, he's probably learned, at least in theory,
> to be a pretty good wood worker himself. Maybe we should get together and
> donate some power tools to him, it might rid him of some of his spare
> time.
> I'll even be the first to donate an old table saw as soon as I get the
> fence tweaked IN a little ;) --dave
>
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> SOMEWHERE, USA.
>> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
>> appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
>>
>> Family members say that 119.60.9.44.84 was tortured and killed over the
>> holiday weekend and now they're eagerly awaiting details on how much
>> he suffered before he met his demise.
>>
>> Relatives of the deceased have congregated at the family home to
>> celebrate that they're finally rid of the asshole. As quoted by his
>> sister "This New Year's celebration will be the best one yet!"
>>
>> The Somewhere resident was employed as the town asshole for the past
>> thirty years and all agree that he filled the job perfectly. Even the
>> town drunk admitted that 119.60.9.44.84 was ideally suited for the
>> position. A few other townspeople commented that the town counsel also
>> tried to hire 119.60.9.44.84 as the local coward, but ended up agreeing
>> that 119.60.9.44.84 was too busy as the town asshole to take on
>> additional duties.
>>
>> In lieu of funeral services which no one will attend, the mayor of
>> Somewhere has declared a day of celebration where a full three quarters
>> of the town reserve budget will be allocated to funding beer at the
>> local pub.
>>
>> Please send any donations to the Somewhere garbage dump. Considering
>> that Somewhere dump officials will have to set aside a specially sealed
>> urn for 119.60.9.44.84's highly contaminated toxic waste, it's
>> appropriate that any monies assist with that purpose.
>>
Of course, the assumption about his woodworking is that he actually took the
time to read what someone else had to say on the subject. Unlikely, IMO.
I've always worked well with my hands. I've been building everything from
new homes to furniture since I retired
Hey! I've never put anybody down unless they were stupid enough to fuck with
me...... I still love the lying asshole and his two fake brothers, he killed
of in Nam, that was cute! If you haven't realized by now........ I'm much
higher in character then almost all of you guy's combined! I just cuss more
and don't take shit! But I also don't give it!
Thanks anyway but I have enough tools, even got a nice saw this Christmas.
Overall though the advice of this group is pretty thin, you have more know
nothings then you have anything else!
"Dave Jackson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:IMFtf.828$%[email protected]...
> That's Funny! You know though, as long as 119.60.9.44.84 has hung out here
> and put us woodworkers down, he's probably learned, at least in theory,
> to be a pretty good wood worker himself. Maybe we should get together and
> donate some power tools to him, it might rid him of some of his spare
> time.
> I'll even be the first to donate an old table saw as soon as I get the
> fence tweaked IN a little ;) --dave
>
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> SOMEWHERE, USA.
>> 119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
>> appointed mouthpiece has been killed.
>>
>> Family members say that 119.60.9.44.84 was tortured and killed over the
>> holiday weekend and now they're eagerly awaiting details on how much
>> he suffered before he met his demise.
>>
>> Relatives of the deceased have congregated at the family home to
>> celebrate that they're finally rid of the asshole. As quoted by his
>> sister "This New Year's celebration will be the best one yet!"
>>
>> The Somewhere resident was employed as the town asshole for the past
>> thirty years and all agree that he filled the job perfectly. Even the
>> town drunk admitted that 119.60.9.44.84 was ideally suited for the
>> position. A few other townspeople commented that the town counsel also
>> tried to hire 119.60.9.44.84 as the local coward, but ended up agreeing
>> that 119.60.9.44.84 was too busy as the town asshole to take on
>> additional duties.
>>
>> In lieu of funeral services which no one will attend, the mayor of
>> Somewhere has declared a day of celebration where a full three quarters
>> of the town reserve budget will be allocated to funding beer at the
>> local pub.
>>
>> Please send any donations to the Somewhere garbage dump. Considering
>> that Somewhere dump officials will have to set aside a specially sealed
>> urn for 119.60.9.44.84's highly contaminated toxic waste, it's
>> appropriate that any monies assist with that purpose.
>>
>
>
This is kind of like last year when many TV viewers wanted to see less
of Anna Nicole Smith and Trim-Spa granted their wishes -- at least
temporarily.
On 31 Dec 2005 07:10:34 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>SOMEWHERE, USA.
>119.60.9.44.84, A US citizen who inhabited rec.woodworking as a self
>appointed mouthpiece has been killed.