Vito Kuhn Unauthorised Mini-FAQ

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote

> Fcrnxvat nf gur ohyy-onvgre jub yherq obgu Sevgb naq ObjGvr vagb NHX, V
> bssvpvnyyl raqbefr Ivgb Xhua nf zl XbgZ cvpx.

Aren't you just the *proudest*!?
proves once again, you've been lying about your sincerity of PUW all along.
Stand tall coward, (mongst your own).
We ain't seen the last laugh yet.

:)x

--
Do you know WHY they call that newsgroup "Usenet kooks?" Who do you think
hangs out there? NORMAL PEOPLE???
-- ^krp^

Ross wrote in message <[email protected]> on Monday 25
April 2005 11:47 pm:

> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box
> and scribbled this in news:[email protected]:
>
>> On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> <[email protected]>:
>>
>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>>
>> Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>
> Bob-dammit, I missed that one! Nice catch, VG!
>
>> The mitigated ones are tolerable,
>> "per say", they're just damned hard to find.
>
> Nah, they are all French.
>
> "Cre fnl"? "Hazvgvtngrq tnhy"?? Sevgb xrrcf guvf hc, naq ur jvyy or va
> yvar sbe gur Tbbsl Nmmrq Onoobba
>
> R.
>
Watchu got against Percy? When I was raising my kids, I gave them $10 for an
"A", $5 for a "B" but only a buck per "C".

V yvxr guvf thl. Ur'f vyyvgrengr va ng yrnfg gjb ynathntrf.

Ross wrote in message <[email protected]> on Monday 25
April 2005 08:38 pm:

>
> Hotmail? I do not use Hotmail and (I am speculating a bit) PJR would
> rather drink battery acid before patronizing anything connected to
> Micro$oft.
>

Hmmm, I am thinkink I am likink this Pitr already. ;-)

Bill

Ross wrote in message <[email protected]> on Tuesday 26
April 2005 02:38 pm:

> troll.
>
> <sigh>
>
> There are the clueless and then there are the willfully stupid. No
> prizes for guessing in to which category Vito falls...
>
> Thanks to Phoenix for writing this form many, many moons ago.
>
> PHOENIX STANDARDIZED LART FORM
> (with a handful of updates)
> (check all boxes that apply)
> Flame Meter:
> [ ] 10. Lucifer's tanning bed
> [ ] 9. Dante's Inferno
> [ ] 8. Napalm
> [ ] 7. Weapons grade flamethrower
> [ ] 6. Bonfire at bookburning demonstration
> [ ] 5. Bonfire at political demonstration
> [ ] 4. Car bomb
> [ ] 3. Using gasoline for a cookout
> [ ] 2. Dynamite
> [X] 1. Firecracker
(Major clippage)


Hey Ross ... you didn't leave many check boxes for the rest of us!

On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, Vito Kuhn wrote:
>
>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> > news:[email protected]...
>>> >> Ross wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> >>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>>> > >
>>> >> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
>>> >> shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>>> >
>>> > Cite please! I need to see the quote
>>> > Perhaps you're both a liar and a coward.?
>>>
>>> That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.
>>
>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul to call others email abusers, "PETER"? Need
>> I remind you of a certain bribery solicitation you emailed me last week?
>>
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>> -- Beginning of forwarded message
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>
>>> From : <[email protected]>
>>> Sent : Monday, April 18, 2005
>>> To : [email protected]
>>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>>>
>>> | | | Inbox
>>>
>>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr
>>> 2005 08:14:19 -0700 Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
>>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from
>>> scanner03.ims-firmen.de ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with
>>> esmtp (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor [email protected]; Mon, 18
>>> Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 Received: from [213.174.32.46]
>>> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de with esmtp (Exim
>>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005
>>> 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
>>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY= X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX
>>> Application Server Return-Path: [email protected]
>>> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
>>> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>>
>>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks award program. I
>>> am writing
>>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed from all AUK
>>> awards. For a fee of $500, I will see to it that your name is removed
>>> immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and we can discuss
>>> payment arrangements. Think it over.
>>>
>>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>>>
>>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>> -- End of forwarded message
>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>
>> VK
>
>Hey, prominent retard:
>
>Peter Ross != Ross
>
>Got it, idiot?

I think he figured out that PJR is just Ross in a sock.

Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.

--

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Dr. Flonkenstein <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 02:03:05 +0000, Chadwick Stone© wrote:
>
> > X-No-Archive: YES
> > Dr. Flonkenstein has offered into testimony
> > [email protected]
> >
> >> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 01:04:37 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
> >>> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, Vito Kuhn wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box
> >>>>>> and scribbled this in
> >>>>>> news:[email protected]:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in
> >>>>>>> message news:[email protected]...
> >>>>>>>> Ross wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> [...]
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots
> >>>>>>>> that 'stepped in shit' according to Steve "BowTie"
> >>>>>>>> Young.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Cite please! I need to see the quote
> >>>>>>> Perhaps you're both a liar and a coward.?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul to call others email
> >>>>> abusers, "PETER"? Need I remind you of a certain
> >>>>> bribery solicitation you emailed me last week?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
> >>>>> -- Beginning of forwarded message
> >>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> From : <[email protected]>
> >>>>>> Sent : Monday, April 18, 2005
> >>>>>> To : [email protected]
> >>>>>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> | | | Inbox
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> MIME-Version: 1.0
> >>>>>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
> >>>>>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft
> >>>>>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:14:19
> >>>>>> -0700 Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
> >>>>>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with
> >>>>>> Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005
> >>>>>> 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from scanner03.ims-firmen.de
> >>>>>> ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with esmtp
> >>>>>> (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor
> >>>>>> [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200
> >>>>>> Received: from [213.174.32.46]
> >>>>>> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de
> >>>>>> with esmtp (Exim
> >>>>>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected];
> >>>>>> Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
> >>>>>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY=
> >>>>>> X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX Application Server
> >>>>>> Return-Path: [email protected] X-OriginalArrivalTime:
> >>>>>> 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
> >>>>>> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks
> >>>>>> award program. I am writing
> >>>>>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name
> >>>>>> removed from all AUK awards. For a fee of $500, I
> >>>>>> will see to it that your name is removed immediately.
> >>>>>> If you want to proceed, let me know and we can
> >>>>>> discuss payment arrangements. Think it over.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of
> >>>>>> AUK
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> >>>>>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
> >>>>> -- End of forwarded message
> >>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
> >>>>>
> >>>>> VK
> >>>>
> >>>> Hey, prominent retard:
> >>>>
> >>>> Peter Ross != Ross
> >>>>
> >>>> Got it, idiot?
> >>>
> >>> I think he figured out that PJR is just Ross in a sock.
> >>>
> >>> Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.
> >>
> >> What a dumb clueless newbie!
> >
> > He's kampaigning hard for the upcoming election.
>
> That's obvious.

He's a shoe-in at this point.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

Ross <[email protected]> wrote:

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> I mostly drink
> >> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
> >
> > Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
> > trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
> > and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
>
> Feeling all self-righteous today, aren't we Vito?

Someone should Vito who changed water into wine.

--
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:

> "PJR" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >
> > > "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > >> I mostly drink
> > >> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
> > >
> > > Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
> > > trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
> > > and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
> > >
> > >> --
> > >> W
> > >> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
> > >> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda
> > est
> > >
> > > One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
> > groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
> > troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's
> > an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.
> >
> > I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent guru of
> > fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
> >
> > There are many other fine KotM candiates this month, but I have a
> > feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove to be the kookiest of them
> > all.
> >
> > Seconds?
> >
> >
> > PJ "and he looks exactly like Jools Holland too" R :-)
>
> This is just more slop for my evidence folder, swine.

Make sure you make hard copies of each and every post, Vito, this will
greatly help your case.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

Vito Kuhn wrote:
>
> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > I drink wine, beer, bourbon and an occasional Margarita.
>
> It figures you're a lush. I reckon you're real proud of that, bragging
> about it online like you do.

Passing judgment on others makes Baby Jesus cry.


--
Dan Baldwin, unethical *by design*

I am a minion of Satan, but my powers are mainly administrative.

Hail the un-alive

Vito Kuhn wrote:
>
> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > I drink wine, beer, bourbon and an occasional Margarita.
>
> It figures you're a lush. I reckon you're real proud of that, bragging
> about it online like you do.
>
> VK

You really don't have anything else to do, do you?

Vito Kuhn was having naughty thoughts about Mary Magdalene when he
wrote:
>
> "PJR" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >
> > > "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > >> I mostly drink
> > >> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
> > >
> > > Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
> > > trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
> > > and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
> > >
> > >> --
> > >> W
> > >> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
> > >> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda
> > est
> > >
> > > One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
> > groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
> > troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's
> > an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.
> >
> > I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent guru of
> > fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
> >
> > There are many other fine KotM candiates this month, but I have a
> > feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove to be the kookiest of them
> > all.
> >
> > Seconds?
> >
> >
> > PJ "and he looks exactly like Jools Holland too" R :-)
>
> This is just more slop for my evidence folder, swine.

ZIP disks work far better. just ask the folks over at
[email protected].

--
Dan Baldwin, unethical *by design*

I am a minion of Satan, but my powers are mainly administrative.

Hail the un-alive

"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
> in news:[email protected]:
>
> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >> Ross wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
> > >
> >> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
> >> shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
> >
> > Cite please! I need to see the quote
> > Perhaps you're both a liar and a coward.?
>
> That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.

YOU have the unmitigated gaul to call others email abusers, "PETER"? Need
I remind you of a certain bribery solicitation you emailed me last week?

-----------------------------------------------------
-- Beginning of forwarded message
-----------------------------------------------------

> From : <[email protected]>
> Sent : Monday, April 18, 2005
> To : [email protected]
> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>
> | | | Inbox
>
> MIME-Version: 1.0
> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr
> 2005 08:14:19 -0700 Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from
> scanner03.ims-firmen.de ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with
> esmtp (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor [email protected]; Mon, 18
> Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 Received: from [213.174.32.46]
> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de with esmtp (Exim
> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005
> 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY= X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX
> Application Server Return-Path: [email protected]
> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>
> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks award program. I
> am writing
> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed from all AUK
> awards. For a fee of $500, I will see to it that your name is removed
> immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and we can discuss
> payment arrangements. Think it over.
>
> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>
> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>
>
>

-----------------------------------------------------
-- End of forwarded message
-----------------------------------------------------

VK

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Ross wrote:
>
> > Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
> > this in news:[email protected]:
> >
> > > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > >> As promised -
> > >>
> > >> http://www.kookology.info/frito/
> > >>
> > >> Mirrors welcome.
> > >>
> > >> [followups set to AUK and AFA-B]
> > >
> > > You made your own bed, you infatuated little swine.
> >
> > Vito, this kind of name calling would have no place on a hierarchy
> > like fam.*. Consider Matthew 7:1-5 the next time you want to post
> > like this.
> >
> > > You just remember that when you get what's coming to you.
> >
> > Oh Dear....
> >
> > Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>
> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
> sh*t' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.

Maybe you're coming to your senses, swine. You have more on the line than
losing your parents' internet account.

VK

"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:


> Just because my nym matches PJR's last name, it does not mean we are
> the same person. Not only are we not the same person, we live on
> different sides of the Atlantic Ocean. ...and this has been pointed
> out to you before.

I'm not falling for your sales pitch routine. Save it for someone that is
gullible enough to fall for your immature lies, you waste of life troll.

VK

"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:

> I drink wine, beer, bourbon and an occasional Margarita.

It figures you're a lush. I reckon you're real proud of that, bragging
about it online like you do.

VK

"Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:

> I mostly drink
> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)

Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
and I mean that in a sarcastic way.

> --
> W
> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est

One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.

VK

"PJR" <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> I mostly drink
> >> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
> >
> > Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
> > trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
> > and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
> >
> >> --
> >> W
> >> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
> >> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda
> est
> >
> > One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
> >
> > VK
>
> This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
> groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
> troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's
> an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.
>
> I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent guru of
> fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
>
> There are many other fine KotM candiates this month, but I have a
> feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove to be the kookiest of them
> all.
>
> Seconds?
>
>
> PJ "and he looks exactly like Jools Holland too" R :-)

This is just more slop for my evidence folder, swine.

VK

On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 00:04:28 +1000, Lionel <[email protected]> transparently
proposed:

>On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:17:23 GMT, in
><[email protected]>, Aratzio
><[email protected]> said:
>
>>On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 14:01:21 +1000, Lionel <[email protected]> transparently
>>proposed:
>>
>>>On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:27 -0700, in
>>><[email protected]>, BaronLurk <[email protected]>
>>>said:
>>>
>>>>It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>>>><[email protected]> woke up and said:
>>>>
>>>>>On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>>>>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>>>><[email protected]>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>>>>>
>>>>>Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>>>>
>>>>Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
>>>>vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.
>>>>
>>>>That'll make them leave.
>>>
>>>Serving Californian wine works well too.
>>
>>As opposed to that ozzie jug stuff?
>
>Don't waste your time teasing me about Australian wine - I mostly drink
>beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)

I drink wine, beer, bourbon and an occasional Margarita. In no
particular preference. Usually based upon whether food is involved
(except the bourbon). Mexican and Asian food gets beer, Italian food
wine, merkin food varies. Occasional post prandial of bourbon with 1
ice cube.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

X-No-Archive: YES
Sean Monaghan has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> Ross wrote:
>
>> PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>> scribbled this in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in
>>> alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>> "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I mostly drink
>>>>> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>>>>
>>>> Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you
>>>> juvenile
>> little >> trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your
>> parents must be real >> proud, and I mean that in a
>> sarcastic way.
>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> W
>>>>> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>>>>> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna
>>>>> condita delenda >>> est
>>>>
>>>> One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
>>>>
>>>> VK
>>>
>>> This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much
>>> longer in other groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in
>>> my face, but if he were a troll I'd have expected him
>>> to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's an obsessive
>>> who deserves KotM for obsessing.
>>>
>>> I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent
>>> guru of fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
>>>
>>> There are many other fine KotM candiates this month,
>>> but I have a feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove
>>> to be the kookiest of them all.
>>>
>>> Seconds?
>>
>> Since he thinks we are the same person (in spite of
>> having the evidence to the contrary applied to his head
>> with a clue X 4), I feel it pointless to seconded it.
>> Afterall, having the same person nominate and second
>> someone makes no sense.
>
> Seconds!!!!1!!!!!!!

Thurdz!!!!2!!!!!

La Frito Burrito el k0oKamundo.

>> ...sorry...I'm applying FritoLogic(tm) and it is leaving
>> me with a headache....
>
> Fcrnxvat nf gur ohyy-onvgre jub yherq obgu Sevgb naq
> ObjGvr vagb NHX, V bssvpvnyyl raqbefr Ivgb Xhua nf zl
> XbgZ cvpx.

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[email protected]

> Maybe you're coming to your senses, swine. You have more
> on the line than losing your parents' internet account.
>
> VK

Hey Frito, is that the sort of speech rendered by a Christian to his fellow
man?

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Teh Bowtie has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "PJR" <[email protected]> wrote
>
>> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in
>> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>>> "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I mostly drink
>>>> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>>>
>>> Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you
>>> juvenile little trolls do for the money to get drunk.
>>> Your parents must be real proud, and I mean that in a
>>> sarcastic way.
>>>
>>>> --
>>>> W
>>>> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>>>> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna
>>>> condita delenda est
>>>
>>> One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
>>>
>>> VK
>>
>> This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer
>> in other groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my
>> face, but if he were a troll I'd have expected him to
>> reveal himself already. Otherwise he's an obsessive who
>> deserves KotM for obsessing.
>
> the best never do.
> my money is on uber troll.

Yeah, but you're a fucking moron.

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Art Deco has offered into testimony
260420052159309191%[email protected]

> Ross <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>> scribbled this in news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I mostly drink
>>>> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>>>
>>> Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you
>>> juvenile little trolls do for the money to get drunk.
>>> Your parents must be real proud, and I mean that in a
>>> sarcastic way.
>>
>> Feeling all self-righteous today, aren't we Vito?
>
> Someone should Vito who changed water into wine.

Frito can change wine into piss.

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Steve Young has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote
>
>> Fcrnxvat nf gur ohyy-onvgre jub yherq obgu Sevgb naq
>> ObjGvr vagb NHX, V bssvpvnyyl raqbefr Ivgb Xhua nf zl
>> XbgZ cvpx.
>
> Aren't you just the *proudest*!?
> proves once again, you've been lying about your sincerity
> of PUW all along. Stand tall coward, (mongst your own).
> We ain't seen the last laugh yet.

Waaaaah! Your pussy hurts!

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"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Ross wrote:
>
>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>> this in news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> As promised -
>> >>
>> >> http://www.kookology.info/frito/
>> >>
>> >> Mirrors welcome.
>> >>
>> >> [followups set to AUK and AFA-B]
>> >
>> > You made your own bed, you infatuated little swine.
>>
>> Vito, this kind of name calling would have no place on a hierarchy
>> like fam.*. Consider Matthew 7:1-5 the next time you want to post
>> like this.
>>
>> > You just remember that when you get what's coming to you.
>>
>> Oh Dear....
>>
>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>
> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
> shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.

Cite please! I need to see the quote
Perhaps you're both a liar *and* a coward.?

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X-No-Archive: YES
Ross has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in news:[email protected]:
>
>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Just because my nym matches PJR's last name, it does
>>> not mean we are the same person. Not only are we not
>>> the same person, we live on different sides of the
>>> Atlantic Ocean. ...and this has been pointed out to
>>> you before.
>>
>> I'm not falling for your sales pitch routine. Save it
>> for someone that is gullible enough to fall for your
>> immature lies, you waste of life troll.
>
> <sigh>
>
> There are the clueless and then there are the willfully
> stupid. No prizes for guessing in to which category Vito
> falls...
>
> Thanks to Phoenix for writing this form many, many moons
> ago.
>
> PHOENIX STANDARDIZED LART FORM
> (with a handful of updates)
> (check all boxes that apply)
> Flame Meter:
> [ ] 10. Lucifer's tanning bed
> [ ] 9. Dante's Inferno
> [ ] 8. Napalm
> [ ] 7. Weapons grade flamethrower
> [ ] 6. Bonfire at bookburning demonstration
> [ ] 5. Bonfire at political demonstration
> [ ] 4. Car bomb
> [ ] 3. Using gasoline for a cookout
> [ ] 2. Dynamite
> [X] 1. Firecracker
> Troll Meter:
> [ ] 10. More slime than in all the gutters of NYC
> [ ] 9. Caps lock is all gummed up
> [ ] 8. Them little dolls
> [ ] 7. False reverend
> [ ] 6. False prophet
> [ ] 5. Grand Nagus
> [ ] 4. Gargamel
> [ ] 3. Enough warts to bankrupt Compound W
> [X] 2. Your lips keep flapping but you say nothing
> [ ] 1. You claim to own a toll bridge
> Lameness Meter:
> [ ] 10. Limper than Tone Loc after discovering Sheena
> was a man [X] 9. Quadruplegic
> [ ] 8. Marshall Herff Applewhite
> [ ] 7. Paraplegic
> [ ] 6. Outer extremities after cross-checking by Claude
> Lemieux [ ] 5. Same as the cow whom Cripple Creek was
> named after [ ] 4. Mrs. O'Leary's cow
> [ ] 3. AOL newbie
> [ ] 2. Same as you'd feel if you had 10 beers
> [ ] 1. The Beta machine
> Intelligence Insult Meter:
> [ ] 10. "Cyber Promotions is not in the business of
> annoying people" [ ] 9. Universal remove list
> [X] 8. MJ loves 'childwen'
> [ ] 7. "I am not a crook"
> [ ] 6. "We're here to serve you"
> [ ] 5. GruBoursy
> [ ] 4. Pro wrestling
> [ ] 3. "Can't we all just get along?"
> [ ] 2. Bad soap opera
> [ ] 1. "I meant to do that!!"
> This author believes you are:
> [X] Liar [X] Coward [X] Loser
> [X] Lamer [ ] Spammer [X] Troll [X]
> Dimwit [ ] Anarchist [X] Geek [X]
> Hypocrite [X] Dopehead [X] Looney [ ] Elvis
> [ ] Fake Santa [ ] An "It" [X] Clueless Newbie
> [X] Obsessed Fundamentalist [X] Religious
> Atheist [ ] "Me Too"er [X] Imbecile [ ]
> Pervert [X] Freakshow [X] Censor [ ]
> Raiders Fan [X] Moron [ ] Communist [ ] Yes
> Man [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X]
> Potty Mouth [X] Politician [X] Extortionist [X]
> Jailbait [X] Revisionist [X] Pathetic [X]
> Bonehead [ ] Satanist [X] Bogus Attorney [X]
> Whiner [X] False Prophet [X] Infidel [ ]
> $cientologist [X] Waste Of Skin And Air [X]
> Mind-Numbingly Incompetent [X] Obesely Full Of Yourself
> [X] Two Fries Short Of A Happy Meal You have committed
> the unpardonable offense of: [ ] Crossposting to hell
> and back [ ] Multiposting enough times to calculate the
> value of pi [X] Annoying me
> [ ] Misplacing your binary
> [X] Misplacing your fly
> [X] Them's fightin' words!!
> [X] Boring the hell out of me
> [ ] Posting what should've been Emailed
> [ ] Trying to make money on my back
> [X] Arrogantly imposing your religious beliefs on others
> [X] Arrogantly imposing your atheistic beliefs on others
> [ ] Arrogantly blathering your government horsehockey on
> others [ ] Arrogantly imposing your racist beliefs on
> others [X] Arrogantly imposing your political beliefs on
> others [X] Arrogantly imposing your anarchist beliefs on
> others [X] Arrogantly imposing your parasitic beliefs on
> others [X] Being an unoriginal bastard
> [X] Making Grubor look intelligent
> [X] I don't like the tone of your voice
> [X] Posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ ] Being a dumb robot
> [ ] Are a ringleader of the IEMMC
> [ ] Posting here for no good reason
> [ ] Defied a UDP on your hide
> [ ] Started a long, stupid thread
> [ ] Caused a thread to become a long, stupid thread
> [X] Posted what has been done before
> [X] Not only that, it was done better the last time
> [ ] Being waaaay off topic
> [ ] Quoted the entire friggin' post
> [ ] Used an anonymous remailer
> [ ] Used an entirely fake identity and address
> [ ] Tell tall tales of hackers under every rock, bush
> and computer log [ ] Using the phrase "Information
> Superhighway" [ ] Using HTML to post to news
> [ ] Invoked Godwin's Law
> [X] Backed up *nothing* you said
> [X] Not only that, I could argue your case better than
> you [X] Can't seem to control where you're posting to
> [X] Must've spent your life in a skinner box to be this
> clueless [ ] Referred to the Usenet Cabal (There Is No
> Cabal) [X] Using witless prattle
> [ ] Tried to bust a spam fighter
> [ ] Falsely threatened to file a lawsuit
> [ ] Falsely stated you notified The Man
> [X] Pretended you were an "expert"
> [ ] Saying "ME TOO!"
> [ ] Being a WaReZ dOOd
> [X] Being of brazenly low IQ
> [ ] Trying to make money off of spam
> [ ] Conducting a stoopid pyramid scheme
> [X] You are a loser
> [X] This has been pointed out to you before
> [X] Nobody likes you
> [X] This has been pointed out to you before
> [X] Using stupid circular arguments
> [ ] PoStEd In ElItE cAPiTaLs
> [ ] Posted in ALL CAPS and you don't even own a TRS-80
> [ ] Called the Net the Web
> [X] PO'd the SubGenii
> [X] Being generally ignorant of the purpose of the
> Internet [X] Being generally ignorant of the purpose of
> this newsgroup [X] Being generally ignorant
> [X] This has been pointed out to you before
> [X] Worthy of more flamage than all of Molotov's
> cocktails
> As part of your penance, you should:
> [X] Be dragged out into the street and shot
> [X] If you survive, be shot again
> [X] Perform oral sex on a pit bull
> [X] Go to the confessional of the Church of the SubGenius
> [X] Never show yourself in this newsgroup again
> [X] Be knocked upside the head with a cluestick
> [X] Get a day job
> [X] Get a whore
> [X] Get a life
> [X] Burn your Email software
> [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [X] Smoke less of what you're smoking
> [X] Take a long walk off a short pier and french-kiss a
> shark [X] Stick to FidoNet until you grow up
> [X] Be displayed in the public square as a pigeon latrine
> [X] Bathe in a geologically active mud pot
> [X] Work in Iraq as a land mine detector.
> [ ] Receive your monthly paycheck from the Freedom
> Knights [X] Shove your keyboard where only a
> proctologist can see [X] Make yourself an example of how
> to decrease the surplus population [X] Attend a Raiders
> home game wearing a 49ers Jersey [ ] Post something
> relevant [ ] Read the damn FAQ
> [X] Take a pill of my choosing
> [X] Find an active volcano and throw yourself in
> [X] Consume excrement until you expire
> [X] Beg for mercy
> In summary, I:
> [X] Spit in your face
> [X] Let my dog piss on you
> [X] Let my dog hump on you
> [X] Hope you get attacked by a herd of horny silverback
> gorillas with CCHF
> [ ] *PLONK*
> [X] Shall throw peanuts at you
> [X] Blow you off
> [X] Flip you the bird
> [X] Spew phlegm in your general direction
> [X] Hope you slip on the septic overflow
> [X] Hope you have a good time


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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"PJR" <[email protected]> wrote

> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

>> "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> I mostly drink
>>> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>>
>> Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
>> trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
>> and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
>>
>>> --
>>> W
>>> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>>> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
>>
>> One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
>>
>> VK
>
> This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
> groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
> troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's
> an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.

the best never do.
my money is on uber troll.

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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> As promised -
>>
>> http://www.kookology.info/frito/
>>
>> Mirrors welcome.
>>
>> [followups set to AUK and AFA-B]
>
> You made your own bed, you infatuated little swine.

Vito, this kind of name calling would have no place on a hierarchy like
fam.*. Consider Matthew 7:1-5 the next time you want to post like this.

> You just remember that when you get what's coming to you.

Oh Dear....

Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?

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Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Ross wrote:

[...]

>>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>>
>> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
>> shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>
> Cite please! I need to see the quote
> Perhaps you're both a liar *and* a coward.?

That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.

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Sean Monaghan pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:[email protected]:

> Steve Young wrote:
>
>> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...

[...]

>> > Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
>> > shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>>
>> Cite please!
>
> Quicklink - http://snipurl.com/e89i
>
> Message-ID: <[email protected]>

Or-vile is busted!

R.

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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:[email protected]:

> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>> in news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > news:[email protected]...
>> >> Ross wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> >>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>> > >
>> >> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
>> >> shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>> >
>> > Cite please! I need to see the quote
>> > Perhaps you're both a liar and a coward.?
>>
>> That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.
>
> YOU have the unmitigated gaul to call others email abusers, "PETER"?

<ahem>

Vito, I'm trying to be courteous about this, but you are being
exceptionally dense.

Just because my nym matches PJR's last name, it does not mean we are the
same person. Not only are we not the same person, we live on different
sides of the Atlantic Ocean. ...and this has been pointed out to you
before.

> Need I remind you of a certain bribery solicitation you emailed me
> last week?

Do I need to remind you that this was one of several forgeries? You are
not the only one to receive such a little 'gift' from Steve Young (AKA
Bowtie, AKA Orville, AKA Or-vile). I found your melt-down particularily
touching in that you made the mistake of thinking I am PJR.

> -----------------------------------------------------
> -- Beginning of forwarded message
> -----------------------------------------------------
>
>> From : <[email protected]>

As explained above, this is not me.

>> Sent : Monday, April 18, 2005
>> To : [email protected]
>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards

The subject is positively laughable. Never, in the history of AUK, has
any such thing been considered.

>> | | | Inbox
>>
>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr
>> 2005 08:14:19 -0700

Hotmail? I do not use Hotmail and (I am speculating a bit) PJR would
rather drink battery acid before patronizing anything connected to
Micro$oft.

>> Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from
>> scanner03.ims-firmen.de ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de

This is a tell-tale sign of Orville's handiwork. He uses these German
remailers.

>> with
>> esmtp (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor [email protected]; Mon, 18
>> Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 Received: from [213.174.32.46]
>> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de with esmtp (Exim
>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005
>> 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:

...more German servers...

>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY= X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX
>> Application Server Return-Path: [email protected]
>> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
>> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>
>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks award program.

PJR would never refer to himself in such a way. He would simply assume
you knew where he posts or he might, if on official AUK business, refer
to himself as the Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler (FNVW).

>> I am writing to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed
>> from all AUK awards. For a fee of $500, I will see to it that your
>> name is removed immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and
>> we can discuss payment arrangements. Think it over.

This is patently ridiculous. Do you have any idea of how much operating
capital it takes for us (tinu) to find a kook of your caliber? Much more
than the figure mentioned, I can tell you -- and I've seen the books.

>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>>
>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/

This is not his .sig.

> -----------------------------------------------------
> -- End of forwarded message
> -----------------------------------------------------

In short, Vito, someone (Or-vile) trolled you hard via a forged email and
you swallowed, not just the hook, line and sinker, but all the line right
up to the tip of the rod.

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Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
> <[email protected]> wrote:

[...]

>>Hey, prominent retard:
>>
>>Peter Ross != Ross
>>
>>Got it, idiot?

Now, Now, Dr. Flonk...we don't want to wear this one out too early; play
nicely with the k00ks. <BFG>

> I think he figured out that PJR is just Ross in a sock.

OH NO! 1 h4c3 b33n 0ut3d!!!

> Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.

Linda's long lost brother, perhaps?

R.

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Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:04:21 -0500, Ross <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>>news:[email protected]:

[...]

>>> Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.
>>
>>Linda's long lost brother, perhaps?
>
> Old enough to be her Father?

He doesn't look that old in the photo on his FAQ page.

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Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:04:21 -0500, Ross wrote:
>
>> Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>> in news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>>Hey, prominent retard:
>>>>
>>>>Peter Ross != Ross
>>>>
>>>>Got it, idiot?
>>
>> Now, Now, Dr. Flonk...we don't want to wear this one out too early;
>> play nicely with the k00ks. <BFG>
>>
> Ok ok, tenuki, as they say in GO.
>
> http://senseis.xmp.net/?Tenuki

That is a great term! Trust the Japanese to come up with a label for the
strategy that would be only vaguely described in other cultures' games.

R.

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BaronLurk pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:[email protected]:

> It has been alleged that Ross <[email protected]> woke up and said:
>
>>This is patently ridiculous. Do you have any idea of how much
>>operating capital it takes for us (tinu) to find a kook of your
>>caliber? Much more than the figure mentioned, I can tell you -- and
>>I've seen the books.
>
> I'm still waiting for the results of the audit of the beer fund
> (TINBF).

You'd be surprised what the auditors will do for very good beer.

R.

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Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box
and scribbled this in news:[email protected]:

> On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>
> Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.

Bob-dammit, I missed that one! Nice catch, VG!

> The mitigated ones are tolerable,
> "per say", they're just damned hard to find.

Nah, they are all French.

"Cre fnl"? "Hazvgvtngrq tnhy"?? Sevgb xrrcf guvf hc, naq ur jvyy or va
yvar sbe gur Tbbsl Nmmrq Onoobba

R.

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Lionel pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:27 -0700, in
> <[email protected]>, BaronLurk <[email protected]>
> said:
>
>>It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>><[email protected]> woke up and said:
>>
>>>On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>><[email protected]>:
>>>
>>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>>>
>>>Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>>
>>Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
>>vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.
>>
>>That'll make them leave.
>
> Serving Californian wine works well too.

Saving the Aussie stuff for unclogging the drains?

<ducks>

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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:[email protected]:

> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>> Just because my nym matches PJR's last name, it does not mean we are
>> the same person. Not only are we not the same person, we live on
>> different sides of the Atlantic Ocean. ...and this has been pointed
>> out to you before.
>
> I'm not falling for your sales pitch routine. Save it for someone that
is
> gullible enough to fall for your immature lies, you waste of life
troll.

<sigh>

There are the clueless and then there are the willfully stupid. No
prizes for guessing in to which category Vito falls...

Thanks to Phoenix for writing this form many, many moons ago.

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Flame Meter:
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[ ] 8. Napalm
[ ] 7. Weapons grade flamethrower
[ ] 6. Bonfire at bookburning demonstration
[ ] 5. Bonfire at political demonstration
[ ] 4. Car bomb
[ ] 3. Using gasoline for a cookout
[ ] 2. Dynamite
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[ ] 10. More slime than in all the gutters of NYC
[ ] 9. Caps lock is all gummed up
[ ] 8. Them little dolls
[ ] 7. False reverend
[ ] 6. False prophet
[ ] 5. Grand Nagus
[ ] 4. Gargamel
[ ] 3. Enough warts to bankrupt Compound W
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[ ] 1. You claim to own a toll bridge
Lameness Meter:
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[X] 9. Quadruplegic
[ ] 8. Marshall Herff Applewhite
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[ ] 6. Outer extremities after cross-checking by Claude Lemieux
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[ ] 3. AOL newbie
[ ] 2. Same as you'd feel if you had 10 beers
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[ ] 9. Universal remove list
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[ ] 7. "I am not a crook"
[ ] 6. "We're here to serve you"
[ ] 5. GruBoursy
[ ] 4. Pro wrestling
[ ] 3. "Can't we all just get along?"
[ ] 2. Bad soap opera
[ ] 1. "I meant to do that!!"
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[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[X] Worthy of more flamage than all of Molotov's cocktails
As part of your penance, you should:
[X] Be dragged out into the street and shot
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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I mostly drink
>> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>
> Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
> trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
> and I mean that in a sarcastic way.

Feeling all self-righteous today, aren't we Vito?

>
>> --
>> W
>> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
>
> One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.

The Bible makes it clear that it is not your job to judge others.

...but then, your cherry-picking of Christian virtues has been noted
before....

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PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> I mostly drink
>>> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>>
>> Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
>> trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real
>> proud, and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
>>
>>> --
>>> W
>>> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>>> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda
>>> est
>>
>> One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
>>
>> VK
>
> This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
> groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
> troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's
> an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.
>
> I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent guru of
> fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
>
> There are many other fine KotM candiates this month, but I have a
> feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove to be the kookiest of them
> all.
>
> Seconds?

Since he thinks we are the same person (in spite of having the evidence to
the contrary applied to his head with a clue X 4), I feel it pointless to
seconded it. Afterall, having the same person nominate and second someone
makes no sense.

...sorry...I'm applying FritoLogic(tm) and it is leaving me with a
headache....

R.

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PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Ross wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

[...]

>> Since he thinks we are the same person (in spite of having the
>> evidence to the contrary applied to his head with a clue X 4), I feel
>> it pointless to seconded it. Afterall, having the same person
>> nominate and second someone makes no sense.
>>
>> ...sorry...I'm applying FritoLogic(tm) and it is leaving me with a
>> headache....
>
> Is this an Antichristian way of saying that you (PJR) second my
> (Ross's) nomination?

Oooo! My head....

/me reaches for Tylenol 3's

Since Sean has seconded it, the point is moot.

> After all, the time/space continuum is different in Vitoworld, y'know.

"I hate temporal mechanics!"

R.

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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> "PJR" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>> > "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I mostly drink
>> >> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>> >
>> > Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
>> > trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
>> > and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
>> >
>> >> --
>> >> W
>> >> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>> >> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda
>> est
>> >
>> > One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
>> >
>> > VK
>>
>> This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
>> groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
>> troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's
>> an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.
>>
>> I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent guru of
>> fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
>>
>> There are many other fine KotM candiates this month, but I have a
>> feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove to be the kookiest of them
>> all.
>>
>> Seconds?
>>
>> PJ "and he looks exactly like Jools Holland too" R :-)
>
> This is just more slop for my evidence folder, swine.

Oh No! Frito is compiling an evidence lits!

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Art Deco pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:270420051126163587%[email protected]:

> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:

[snip nomination]

>> This is just more slop for my evidence folder, swine.
>
> Make sure you make hard copies of each and every post, Vito, this will
> greatly help your case.

My Gawdz, but Vito's quest for a 'clean' hierarchy has turned into a major
train wreck. I don't see fam.* coming into fruition and if it does, it
will be the litterbox where Fluffy does his, <er>, business.

R.

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X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I mostly drink
>> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>
> Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you
> juvenile little trolls do for the money to get drunk.
> Your parents must be real proud, and I mean that in a
> sarcastic way.
>
>> --
>> W
>> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna
>> condita delenda est
>
> One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.

Frito, one of these days your spiteful tongue and glaring hypocrisy is going
to come back to haunt you.

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X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I drink wine, beer, bourbon and an occasional Margarita.
>
> It figures you're a lush. I reckon you're real proud of
> that, bragging about it online like you do.

More "Christian" witnessing by our resident hypocrite, Frito Kuhnt.

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Usenet's most helpful netizen

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Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 14:01:21 +1000, Lionel <[email protected]> transparently
proposed:

>On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:27 -0700, in
><[email protected]>, BaronLurk <[email protected]>
>said:
>
>>It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>><[email protected]> woke up and said:
>>
>>>On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>><[email protected]>:
>>>
>>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>>>
>>>Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>>
>>Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
>>vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.
>>
>>That'll make them leave.
>
>Serving Californian wine works well too.

As opposed to that ozzie jug stuff?

--

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On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

> YOU have the unmitigated gaul

Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls. The mitigated ones are tolerable,
"per say", they're just damned hard to find.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

You wrote:

> As promised -
>
> http://www.kookology.info/frito/

LOL! That's a riot. Vito the holy crusader has his own website.

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:27 -0700, in
<[email protected]>, BaronLurk <[email protected]>
said:

>It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
><[email protected]> woke up and said:
>
>>On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>><[email protected]>:
>>
>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>>
>>Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>
>Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
>vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.
>
>That'll make them leave.

Serving Californian wine works well too.

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:17:23 GMT, in
<[email protected]>, Aratzio
<[email protected]> said:

>On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 14:01:21 +1000, Lionel <[email protected]> transparently
>proposed:
>
>>On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:27 -0700, in
>><[email protected]>, BaronLurk <[email protected]>
>>said:
>>
>>>It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>>><[email protected]> woke up and said:
>>>
>>>>On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>>>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>>><[email protected]>:
>>>>
>>>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>>>>
>>>>Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>>>
>>>Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
>>>vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.
>>>
>>>That'll make them leave.
>>
>>Serving Californian wine works well too.
>
>As opposed to that ozzie jug stuff?

Don't waste your time teasing me about Australian wine - I mostly drink
beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

Ross <[email protected]> wrote in news:Xns964494FE5146ARoss@
216.196.97.142:

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
> in news:[email protected]:
>
>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Just because my nym matches PJR's last name, it does not mean we are
>>> the same person. Not only are we not the same person, we live on
>>> different sides of the Atlantic Ocean. ...and this has been pointed
>>> out to you before.
>>
>> I'm not falling for your sales pitch routine. Save it for someone that
> is
>> gullible enough to fall for your immature lies, you waste of life
> troll.
>
> <sigh>
>
> There are the clueless and then there are the willfully stupid. No
> prizes for guessing in to which category Vito falls...
>
> Thanks to Phoenix for writing this form many, many moons ago.
>
> PHOENIX STANDARDIZED LART FORM
> (with a handful of updates)
> (check all boxes that apply)
> Flame Meter:
> [ ] 10. Lucifer's tanning bed
> [ ] 9. Dante's Inferno
> [ ] 8. Napalm
> [ ] 7. Weapons grade flamethrower
> [ ] 6. Bonfire at bookburning demonstration
> [ ] 5. Bonfire at political demonstration
> [ ] 4. Car bomb
> [ ] 3. Using gasoline for a cookout
> [ ] 2. Dynamite
> [X] 1. Firecracker
> Troll Meter:
> [ ] 10. More slime than in all the gutters of NYC
> [ ] 9. Caps lock is all gummed up
> [ ] 8. Them little dolls
> [ ] 7. False reverend
> [ ] 6. False prophet
> [ ] 5. Grand Nagus
> [ ] 4. Gargamel
> [ ] 3. Enough warts to bankrupt Compound W
> [X] 2. Your lips keep flapping but you say nothing
> [ ] 1. You claim to own a toll bridge
> Lameness Meter:
> [ ] 10. Limper than Tone Loc after discovering Sheena was a man
> [X] 9. Quadruplegic
> [ ] 8. Marshall Herff Applewhite
> [ ] 7. Paraplegic
> [ ] 6. Outer extremities after cross-checking by Claude Lemieux
> [ ] 5. Same as the cow whom Cripple Creek was named after
> [ ] 4. Mrs. O'Leary's cow
> [ ] 3. AOL newbie
> [ ] 2. Same as you'd feel if you had 10 beers
> [ ] 1. The Beta machine
> Intelligence Insult Meter:
> [ ] 10. "Cyber Promotions is not in the business of annoying people"
> [ ] 9. Universal remove list
> [X] 8. MJ loves 'childwen'
> [ ] 7. "I am not a crook"
> [ ] 6. "We're here to serve you"
> [ ] 5. GruBoursy
> [ ] 4. Pro wrestling
> [ ] 3. "Can't we all just get along?"
> [ ] 2. Bad soap opera
> [ ] 1. "I meant to do that!!"
> This author believes you are:
> [X] Liar [X] Coward [X] Loser [X] Lamer
> [ ] Spammer [X] Troll [X] Dimwit [ ] Anarchist
> [X] Geek [X] Hypocrite [X] Dopehead [X] Looney
> [ ] Elvis [ ] Fake Santa [ ] An "It" [X] Clueless
> Newbie
> [X] Obsessed Fundamentalist [X] Religious Atheist
> [ ] "Me Too"er [X] Imbecile [ ] Pervert [X] Freakshow
> [X] Censor [ ] Raiders Fan [X] Moron [ ] Communist
> [ ] Yes Man [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X] Potty
Mouth
> [X] Politician [X] Extortionist [X] Jailbait [X]
Revisionist
> [X] Pathetic [X] Bonehead [ ] Satanist [X] Bogus
> Attorney
> [X] Whiner [X] False Prophet [X] Infidel [ ]
> $cientologist
> [X] Waste Of Skin And Air [X] Mind-Numbingly Incompetent
> [X] Obesely Full Of Yourself [X] Two Fries Short Of A Happy
Meal
> You have committed the unpardonable offense of:
> [ ] Crossposting to hell and back
> [ ] Multiposting enough times to calculate the value of pi
> [X] Annoying me
> [ ] Misplacing your binary
> [X] Misplacing your fly
> [X] Them's fightin' words!!
> [X] Boring the hell out of me
> [ ] Posting what should've been Emailed
> [ ] Trying to make money on my back
> [X] Arrogantly imposing your religious beliefs on others
> [X] Arrogantly imposing your atheistic beliefs on others
> [ ] Arrogantly blathering your government horsehockey on others
> [ ] Arrogantly imposing your racist beliefs on others
> [X] Arrogantly imposing your political beliefs on others
> [X] Arrogantly imposing your anarchist beliefs on others
> [X] Arrogantly imposing your parasitic beliefs on others
> [X] Being an unoriginal bastard
> [X] Making Grubor look intelligent
> [X] I don't like the tone of your voice
> [X] Posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ ] Being a dumb robot
> [ ] Are a ringleader of the IEMMC
> [ ] Posting here for no good reason
> [ ] Defied a UDP on your hide
> [ ] Started a long, stupid thread
> [ ] Caused a thread to become a long, stupid thread
> [X] Posted what has been done before
> [X] Not only that, it was done better the last time
> [ ] Being waaaay off topic
> [ ] Quoted the entire friggin' post
> [ ] Used an anonymous remailer
> [ ] Used an entirely fake identity and address
> [ ] Tell tall tales of hackers under every rock, bush and computer log
> [ ] Using the phrase "Information Superhighway"
> [ ] Using HTML to post to news
> [ ] Invoked Godwin's Law
> [X] Backed up *nothing* you said
> [X] Not only that, I could argue your case better than you
> [X] Can't seem to control where you're posting to
> [X] Must've spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless
> [ ] Referred to the Usenet Cabal (There Is No Cabal)
> [X] Using witless prattle
> [ ] Tried to bust a spam fighter
> [ ] Falsely threatened to file a lawsuit
> [ ] Falsely stated you notified The Man
> [X] Pretended you were an "expert"
> [ ] Saying "ME TOO!"
> [ ] Being a WaReZ dOOd
> [X] Being of brazenly low IQ
> [ ] Trying to make money off of spam
> [ ] Conducting a stoopid pyramid scheme
> [X] You are a loser
> [X] This has been pointed out to you before
> [X] Nobody likes you
> [X] This has been pointed out to you before
> [X] Using stupid circular arguments
> [ ] PoStEd In ElItE cAPiTaLs
> [ ] Posted in ALL CAPS and you don't even own a TRS-80
> [ ] Called the Net the Web
> [X] PO'd the SubGenii
> [X] Being generally ignorant of the purpose of the Internet
> [X] Being generally ignorant of the purpose of this newsgroup
> [X] Being generally ignorant
> [X] This has been pointed out to you before
> [X] Worthy of more flamage than all of Molotov's cocktails
> As part of your penance, you should:
> [X] Be dragged out into the street and shot
> [X] If you survive, be shot again
> [X] Perform oral sex on a pit bull
> [X] Go to the confessional of the Church of the SubGenius
> [X] Never show yourself in this newsgroup again
> [X] Be knocked upside the head with a cluestick
> [X] Get a day job
> [X] Get a whore
> [X] Get a life
> [X] Burn your Email software
> [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [X] Smoke less of what you're smoking
> [X] Take a long walk off a short pier and french-kiss a shark
> [X] Stick to FidoNet until you grow up
> [X] Be displayed in the public square as a pigeon latrine
> [X] Bathe in a geologically active mud pot
> [X] Work in Iraq as a land mine detector.
> [ ] Receive your monthly paycheck from the Freedom Knights
> [X] Shove your keyboard where only a proctologist can see
> [X] Make yourself an example of how to decrease the surplus population
> [X] Attend a Raiders home game wearing a 49ers Jersey
> [ ] Post something relevant
> [ ] Read the damn FAQ
> [X] Take a pill of my choosing
> [X] Find an active volcano and throw yourself in
> [X] Consume excrement until you expire
> [X] Beg for mercy
> In summary, I:
> [X] Spit in your face
> [X] Let my dog piss on you
> [X] Let my dog hump on you
> [X] Hope you get attacked by a herd of horny silverback
> gorillas with CCHF
> [ ] *PLONK*
> [X] Shall throw peanuts at you
> [X] Blow you off
> [X] Flip you the bird
> [X] Spew phlegm in your general direction
> [X] Hope you slip on the septic overflow
> [X] Hope you have a good time

This poast hace bin teh approvedest.

--
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dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Charter Member - Digital Brownshirts and Library Gestapo.
"You are the childish moron if you think anyone is dumb enough to think
that you harass me for fun." - Ed displays his sense of humor to all.

Ross <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
> this in news:[email protected]:
>
>> "PJR" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>> > "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> I mostly drink
>>> >> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
>>> >
>>> > Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile
>>> > little trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be
>>> > real proud, and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
>>> >
>>> >> --
>>> >> W
>>> >> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
>>> >> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita
>>> >> delenda
>>> est
>>> >
>>> > One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
>>> >
>>> > VK
>>>
>>> This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
>>> groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
>>> troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise
>>> he's an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.
>>>
>>> I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent guru of
>>> fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
>>>
>>> There are many other fine KotM candiates this month, but I have a
>>> feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove to be the kookiest of
>>> them all.
>>>
>>> Seconds?
>>>
>>> PJ "and he looks exactly like Jools Holland too" R :-)
>>
>> This is just more slop for my evidence folder, swine.
>
> Oh No! Frito is compiling an evidence lits!

Is it too late to be added to the lits?

I demand recognition, dammit.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Charter Member - Digital Brownshirts and Library Gestapo.
"Complaints will continue into infinity-and increase." - Edmo not
quite grasping the concept of infinity.

It has been alleged that Lionel <[email protected]> woke up and said:

>On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:27 -0700, in
><[email protected]>, BaronLurk <[email protected]>
>said:
>
>>It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>><[email protected]> woke up and said:
>>
>>>On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>><[email protected]>:
>>>
>>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>>>
>>>Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>>
>>Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
>>vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.
>>
>>That'll make them leave.
>
>Serving Californian wine works well too.

Heavens No! What do you think causes Gaul Stones?

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 11:11:18 -0400, "Steve Young"
<bowtieATbrightdslDOTnet> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

> >
> > Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
> > shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>
> Cite please! I need to see the quote
> Perhaps you're both a liar *and* a coward.?

And a corn chip!
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?"
- AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 07:20:16 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> transparently proposed:

>On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 20:54:27 -0700, BaronLurk <[email protected]> wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>> It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>> <[email protected]> woke up and said:
>>
>> >On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> >wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> ><[email protected]>:
>> >
>> >> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>> >
>> >Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.
>>
>> Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
>> vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.
>>
>> That'll make them leave.
>>
>> HTH
>
>Will they also take their stinky cheese, berets, smelly cigarettes,
>and body odor when they go?

Fries, toast, braids and kissing too. Well, not the kissing. Or the
fries. I like the toast too. Okay they can take the braids but leave
the rest.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Steve Young wrote:
>
>> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > Ross wrote:
>> >
>> >> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>> >> this in news:[email protected]:
>> > >
>> >> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> As promised -
>> >> >>
>> >> >> http://www.kookology.info/frito/
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Mirrors welcome.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> [followups set to AUK and AFA-B]
>> >> >
>> >> > You made your own bed, you infatuated little swine.
>> > >
>> >> Vito, this kind of name calling would have no place on a hierarchy
>> >> like fam.*. Consider Matthew 7:1-5 the next time you want to post
>> >> like this.
>> > >
>> >> > You just remember that when you get what's coming to you.
>> > >
>> >> Oh Dear....
>> > >
>> >> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>> >
>> > Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
>> > shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>>
>> Cite please!
>
> Quicklink - http://snipurl.com/e89i
>
> Message-ID: <[email protected]>

Though I may agree with the poster, I don't see my name or NNTP posting host.
Or even email, for that matter. You'll need to churn the machine harder to
spit out some more of your fabricated 'trvths'.

--
Do you know WHY they call that newsgroup "Usenet kooks?" Who do you think
hangs out there? NORMAL PEOPLE???
-- ^krp^

It has been alleged that "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> woke up and said:

>On 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul
>
>Merde! I hate unmitigated Gauls.

Lightly dust your carpets with Boric Acid; let it sit overnight and then
vacuum. Spray all of your counters with a 25% solution of Clorox.

That'll make them leave.

HTH

A whiny old fart called Vito Kuhn wrote this piece of crap:
> "PJR" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday 26 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >
> > > "Lionel" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > >> I mostly drink
> > >> beer, (usually stout), or whiskey. ;)
> > >
> > > Another lush. I can't imagine what in tarnations you juvenile little
> > > trolls do for the money to get drunk. Your parents must be real proud,
> > > and I mean that in a sarcastic way.
> > >
> > >> --
> > >> W
> > >> . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
> > >> \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda
> > est
> > >
> > > One day that signature is gonna come back to haunt you.
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > This kook-out has lasted a month in AUK, and much longer in other
> > groups. If he's a troll he can laugh in my face, but if he were a
> > troll I'd have expected him to reveal himself already. Otherwise he's
> > an obsessive who deserves KotM for obsessing.
> >
> > I hereby solemnly do nominate Vito Kuhn (omnipotent guru of
> > fam.values) for Usenet Kook of the Month.
> >
> > There are many other fine KotM candiates this month, but I have a
> > feeling that Vito (if he's real) may prove to be the kookiest of them
> > all.
> >
> > Seconds?
> >
> >
> > PJ "and he looks exactly like Jools Holland too" R :-)
>
> This is just more slop for my evidence folder, swine.

I think we should pray for him. Bow your head and join me in prayer,
Vito...

Dear Jesus, our favorite dead guy, we humbly ask you to guide Peter Ross
in his various quests for Earthly fulfillment and pursuit of happiness.
At the same time, we also ask you to help Vito not to be his usual
pigheaded, idiot self. I know those are tall orders, especially the
second one, but a magical sky pixie such as yourself shouldn't have any
trouble with them, eh, big guy? Thanks, dude. If you help out with
these requests, then I promise to stop hitting on my pastor's wife for
at least two weeks (even when she wears a t-shirt that's a size too
small). Amen.

On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, Vito Kuhn wrote:

> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>> in news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > news:[email protected]...
>> >> Ross wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> >>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>> > >
>> >> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
>> >> shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>> >
>> > Cite please! I need to see the quote
>> > Perhaps you're both a liar and a coward.?
>>
>> That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.
>
> YOU have the unmitigated gaul to call others email abusers, "PETER"? Need
> I remind you of a certain bribery solicitation you emailed me last week?
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> -- Beginning of forwarded message
> -----------------------------------------------------
>
>> From : <[email protected]>
>> Sent : Monday, April 18, 2005
>> To : [email protected]
>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>>
>> | | | Inbox
>>
>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr
>> 2005 08:14:19 -0700 Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from
>> scanner03.ims-firmen.de ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with
>> esmtp (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor [email protected]; Mon, 18
>> Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 Received: from [213.174.32.46]
>> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de with esmtp (Exim
>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005
>> 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY= X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX
>> Application Server Return-Path: [email protected]
>> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
>> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>
>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks award program. I
>> am writing
>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed from all AUK
>> awards. For a fee of $500, I will see to it that your name is removed
>> immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and we can discuss
>> payment arrangements. Think it over.
>>
>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>>
>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>
>>
>>
>
> -----------------------------------------------------
> -- End of forwarded message
> -----------------------------------------------------
>
> VK

Hey, prominent retard:

Peter Ross != Ross

Got it, idiot?


--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <[email protected]>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

in Message-ID: [email protected]
Alexa Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Charles D. Bohne shows his fear for his posts being archived:
"P.S.: Could you do me a favor? .. Not to quote the whole
Art Deco when he makes a full quote of my texts, which as
you know, I do not want to be archived?"

On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 01:04:37 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, Vito Kuhn wrote:
>>
>>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> > news:[email protected]...
>>>> >> Ross wrote:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>
>>>> >>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>>>> > >
>>>> >> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots that 'stepped in
>>>> >> shit' according to Steve "BowTie" Young.
>>>> >
>>>> > Cite please! I need to see the quote
>>>> > Perhaps you're both a liar and a coward.?
>>>>
>>>> That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.
>>>
>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul to call others email abusers, "PETER"? Need
>>> I remind you of a certain bribery solicitation you emailed me last week?
>>>
>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>> -- Beginning of forwarded message
>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>> From : <[email protected]>
>>>> Sent : Monday, April 18, 2005
>>>> To : [email protected]
>>>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>>>>
>>>> | | | Inbox
>>>>
>>>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>>>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>>>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr
>>>> 2005 08:14:19 -0700 Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
>>>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>>>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from
>>>> scanner03.ims-firmen.de ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with
>>>> esmtp (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor [email protected]; Mon, 18
>>>> Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 Received: from [213.174.32.46]
>>>> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de with esmtp (Exim
>>>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005
>>>> 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
>>>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY= X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX
>>>> Application Server Return-Path: [email protected]
>>>> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
>>>> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>>>
>>>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks award program. I
>>>> am writing
>>>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed from all AUK
>>>> awards. For a fee of $500, I will see to it that your name is removed
>>>> immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and we can discuss
>>>> payment arrangements. Think it over.
>>>>
>>>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>>>>
>>>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>>>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>> -- End of forwarded message
>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>> VK
>>
>>Hey, prominent retard:
>>
>>Peter Ross != Ross
>>
>>Got it, idiot?
>
> I think he figured out that PJR is just Ross in a sock.
>
> Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.

What a dumb clueless newbie!


--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <[email protected]>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

in Message-ID: [email protected]
Alexa Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Charles D. Bohne shows his fear for his posts being archived:
"P.S.: Could you do me a favor? .. Not to quote the whole
Art Deco when he makes a full quote of my texts, which as
you know, I do not want to be archived?"

On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 02:03:05 +0000, Chadwick Stone© wrote:

> X-No-Archive: YES
> Dr. Flonkenstein has offered into testimony
> [email protected]
>
>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 01:04:37 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:59:49 +0200, Vito Kuhn wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Orville pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box
>>>>>> and scribbled this in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:[email protected]...
>>>>>>>> Ross wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Vito, do you have an Elijah complex?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frito has me shaking in me boots - the very boots
>>>>>>>> that 'stepped in shit' according to Steve "BowTie"
>>>>>>>> Young.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cite please! I need to see the quote
>>>>>>> Perhaps you're both a liar and a coward.?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's rich, coming from an email abuser like you.
>>>>>
>>>>> YOU have the unmitigated gaul to call others email
>>>>> abusers, "PETER"? Need I remind you of a certain
>>>>> bribery solicitation you emailed me last week?
>>>>>
>>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>>> -- Beginning of forwarded message
>>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>>> From : <[email protected]>
>>>>>> Sent : Monday, April 18, 2005
>>>>>> To : [email protected]
>>>>>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>>>>>>
>>>>>> | | | Inbox
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>>>>>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>>>>>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>>>>>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:14:19
>>>>>> -0700 Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
>>>>>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with
>>>>>> Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005
>>>>>> 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from scanner03.ims-firmen.de
>>>>>> ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with esmtp
>>>>>> (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor
>>>>>> [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200
>>>>>> Received: from [213.174.32.46]
>>>>>> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de
>>>>>> with esmtp (Exim
>>>>>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected];
>>>>>> Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
>>>>>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY=
>>>>>> X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX Application Server
>>>>>> Return-Path: [email protected] X-OriginalArrivalTime:
>>>>>> 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
>>>>>> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks
>>>>>> award program. I am writing
>>>>>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name
>>>>>> removed from all AUK awards. For a fee of $500, I
>>>>>> will see to it that your name is removed immediately.
>>>>>> If you want to proceed, let me know and we can
>>>>>> discuss payment arrangements. Think it over.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of
>>>>>> AUK
>>>>>>
>>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>>>>>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>>> -- End of forwarded message
>>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> VK
>>>>
>>>> Hey, prominent retard:
>>>>
>>>> Peter Ross != Ross
>>>>
>>>> Got it, idiot?
>>>
>>> I think he figured out that PJR is just Ross in a sock.
>>>
>>> Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.
>>
>> What a dumb clueless newbie!
>
> He's kampaigning hard for the upcoming election.

That's obvious.

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <[email protected]>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

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Alexa Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Charles D. Bohne shows his fear for his posts being archived:
"P.S.: Could you do me a favor? .. Not to quote the whole
Art Deco when he makes a full quote of my texts, which as
you know, I do not want to be archived?"

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:04:21 -0500, Ross wrote:

> Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>>Hey, prominent retard:
>>>
>>>Peter Ross != Ross
>>>
>>>Got it, idiot?
>
> Now, Now, Dr. Flonk...we don't want to wear this one out too early; play
> nicely with the k00ks. <BFG>
>
Ok ok, tenuki, as they say in GO.

http://senseis.xmp.net/?Tenuki

>> I think he figured out that PJR is just Ross in a sock.
>
> OH NO! 1 h4c3 b33n 0ut3d!!!
>


>> Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.
>
> Linda's long lost brother, perhaps?
>
> R.

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mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <[email protected]>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

in Message-ID: [email protected]
Alexa Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Charles D. Bohne shows his fear for his posts being archived:
"P.S.: Could you do me a favor? .. Not to quote the whole
Art Deco when he makes a full quote of my texts, which as
you know, I do not want to be archived?"

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:30:58 -0500, Ross wrote:

> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:04:21 -0500, Ross wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>>Hey, prominent retard:
>>>>>
>>>>>Peter Ross != Ross
>>>>>
>>>>>Got it, idiot?
>>>
>>> Now, Now, Dr. Flonk...we don't want to wear this one out too early;
>>> play nicely with the k00ks. <BFG>
>>>
>> Ok ok, tenuki, as they say in GO.
>>
>> http://senseis.xmp.net/?Tenuki
>
> That is a great term! Trust the Japanese to come up with a label for the
> strategy that would be only vaguely described in other cultures' games.
>
You misspelled "history books" :-))))


> R.

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <[email protected]>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

in Message-ID: [email protected]
Alexa Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Charles D. Bohne shows his fear for his posts being archived:
"P.S.: Could you do me a favor? .. Not to quote the whole
Art Deco when he makes a full quote of my texts, which as
you know, I do not want to be archived?"

On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:04:21 -0500, Ross <[email protected]> wrote:

>Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> On Tue, 26 Apr 2005 03:05:37 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>Hey, prominent retard:
>>>
>>>Peter Ross != Ross
>>>
>>>Got it, idiot?
>
>Now, Now, Dr. Flonk...we don't want to wear this one out too early; play
>nicely with the k00ks. <BFG>
>
>> I think he figured out that PJR is just Ross in a sock.
>
>OH NO! 1 h4c3 b33n 0ut3d!!!
>
>> Headers be damned, full delusions ahead.
>
>Linda's long lost brother, perhaps?
>
>R.

Old enough to be her Father?

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