Need plans for a Deathbed

<onestepinthegrave@$hotmail$.com> wrote in message
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>I am getting old and soon my time will be up. I want to prepare now.
> The first thing I want to build is my deathbed. Where can I get the
> plans?
>

Plans:
Ask wife to clean the shotgun.
Get into your old bed.
Add one (or two) very friendly girls.
Stir for ten minutes.
Invite the wife in.


Dave



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onestepinthegrave@$hotmail$.com wrote:
> I am getting old and soon my time will be up. I want to prepare now.
> The first thing I want to build is my deathbed. Where can I get the
> plans?

http://www.casketfurniture.com/items.php/socrates.html

I just pissed myself.

2fatty wrote:
> Just email Joat, he'll help you out....
>

Har-har-har-Hee-hee-hoo!

He may not help with the deathbed but he will probably tell you where
to go when you're done with it.

Tom in KY, I'm not gonna' E-mail him.

> Plans:
> Ask wife to clean the shotgun.
> Get into your old bed.
> Add one (or two) very friendly girls.
> Stir for ten minutes.
> Invite the wife in.
> Dave
>
LOL sounds close to the king David treatment, they should be virgins, and a sacrifice made.

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<onestepinthegrave@$hotmail$.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I am getting old and soon my time will be up. I want to prepare now.
> The first thing I want to build is my deathbed. Where can I get the
> plans?
>
>

www.deathbeds-r-us.com

Just email Joat, he'll help you out....


<onestepinthegrave@$hotmail$.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I am getting old and soon my time will be up. I want to prepare now.
> The first thing I want to build is my deathbed. Where can I get the
> plans?
>
>