On 23 Feb 2013 23:54:54 GMT, Puckdropper
>You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
Straighten it.
>You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
>different directions. Where are you?
The big box "homecenter"
>You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
>your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
E: Totem Pole
>Polyurethane is:
A tough finish that's not right for everything.
>Dominoes are:
E: The first thing I think of when a joinery method is needed.
On Feb 23, 5:09=A0pm, Father Haskell <[email protected]> wrote:
> test
Father,
Will you go to Rome to Vote this week?
Marc
Father Haskell <[email protected]> wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
[email protected]:
> test
Ok... here goes:
You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.
You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
different directions. Where are you?
A. Your living room
B. Your shop
C. Somebody elses shop
D. The big box "homecenter"
You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
C. Pointy stick.
D. Toothpick.
Polyurethane is:
A. A fine finish for any project.
B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
C. Ok if there's no other choice.
D. An abomination before man.
Dominoes are:
A. A fun game to play with friends.
B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.
On 23 Feb 2013 23:54:54 GMT, Puckdropper
<puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com> wrote:
>Father Haskell <[email protected]> wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
>[email protected]:
>
>> test
>
>Ok... here goes:
>
>You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
>A. Straighten it.
>B. Ignore it.
>C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
>powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
>belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
>D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.
>
>You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
>different directions. Where are you?
>A. Your living room
>B. Your shop
>C. Somebody elses shop
>D. The big box "homecenter"
>
>You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
>your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
>A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
>B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
>C. Pointy stick.
>D. Toothpick.
>
>Polyurethane is:
>A. A fine finish for any project.
>B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
>C. Ok if there's no other choice.
>D. An abomination before man.
>
>Dominoes are:
>A. A fun game to play with friends.
>B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
>C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
>D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.
The only humane possibility for any of those answers is D.
Nexxxxxxxxt!
--
Progress is the product of human agency. Things get better because
we make them better. Things go wrong when we get too comfortable,
when we fail to take risks or seize opportunities.
-- Susan Rice
Puckdropper wrote:
> Father Haskell <[email protected]> wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
> [email protected]:
>
>> test
> Ok... here goes:
>
> You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
Get out a level and check the wall.
>
>
> You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
> different directions. Where are you?
Inside the world's-biggest fiddle.
> You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
> your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
An antique greek column.
>
> Polyurethane is:
Prolly akin to Polly Wolly Doodle.
>
> Dominoes are:
Packaged 28 to a box, for less than $3.
On 02/23/2013 05:54 PM, Puckdropper wrote:
> Father Haskell <[email protected]> wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
> [email protected]:
>
>> test
>
> Ok... here goes:
>
> You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
> A. Straighten it.
> B. Ignore it.
> C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
> powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
> belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
> D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.
Tilt it in the other direction to see if anyone notices.
>
> You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
> different directions. Where are you?
> A. Your living room
> B. Your shop
> C. Somebody elses shop
> D. The big box "homecenter"
A government construction project.
>
> You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
> your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
> A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
> B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
> C. Pointy stick.
> D. Toothpick.
I started out to do B. but ended up with D.
>
> Polyurethane is:
> A. A fine finish for any project.
> B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
> C. Ok if there's no other choice.
> D. An abomination before man.
A girl I new in college that was in a punk band.
>
> Dominoes are:
> A. A fun game to play with friends.
> B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
> C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
> D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.
Our system of investment banking.
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On 2/23/2013 6:54 PM, Puckdropper wrote:
> Father Haskell <[email protected]> wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
> [email protected]:
>
>> test
>
> Ok... here goes:
>
> You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
> A. Straighten it.
> B. Ignore it.
> C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
> powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
> belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
> D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.
>
> You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
> different directions. Where are you?
> A. Your living room
> B. Your shop
> C. Somebody elses shop
> D. The big box "homecenter"
>
> You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
> your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
> A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
> B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
> C. Pointy stick.
> D. Toothpick.
>
> Polyurethane is:
> A. A fine finish for any project.
> B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
> C. Ok if there's no other choice.
> D. An abomination before man.
>
> Dominoes are:
> A. A fun game to play with friends.
> B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
> C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
> D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.
>
OK +1 in answer to the test.
--
Jeff