Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: November 3, 2006
Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of
carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver
in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside
a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station
Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of
indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police
should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito
Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
''You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said.
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene,
but Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical
tape without incident.
Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked
into the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations,
indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed
weapon.
''When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing
with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a
stabbing instrument,'' Horgan said.
He noted that the rear end is a common hiding place for weapons being
smuggled into prison.
It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for.
HeyBub wrote:
> "tkeys" <[email protected]> >
> > EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of
> > carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver
> > in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside
> > a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station
> > Thursday, police said.
>
> This story was covered in the tx.guns newsgroup under the heading: "Naked
> man charged with concealed weapon."
>
> And the above lede is incorrect: The suspect did NOT have a screwdriver "in
> his buttocks." He had it hidden in his rectum. And it wasn't a screwdriver;
> it was an awl.
And an awl is far from the oddest or most dangerous things to be shoved
up there (and in vaginas). Razor blades and syringes are only the
beginning.
Harry K
flick wrote:
> "Neill Massello" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:1hoahjm.1h2klwsijibi4N%[email protected]...
> >
> > So now we're talking about a man who put an awl in his puns?
>
> "Awl or nothing at awl..."
> http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/all+or+nothing+at+all_20055777.html
>
> flick 100785
> >
Awwwwk, Polly want a cracker.
Harry K
Sam E wrote:
> On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 20:35:04 -0800, "Bob F" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >That was Awfawl.
> >
>
> [snip]
>
> Unexpectedly to some people, the words "awful" and "wonderful" are
> synonyms.
The French word "terrible" is similar in meaning to
the English word "tremendous".
--
FF
CW wrote:
> Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
> wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
>
Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
<tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
recidivism rate stays very high.
The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
"nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
him through a trial and incarcerating him.
So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
thanks to our lame policies.
Bo Raxo
CW wrote:
> Nobody, s missing anything. Being a criminal doesn't entitle you to special
> privileges. I suppose you would provide him with a private limo too.
A felon gets out of prison. Would you rather spend five thousand
dollars on a halfway house, not have another crime committed? Or
thirty thousand on a trial and incarceration, after *another* crime is
committed?
It isn't about "entitlements". It's about public safety. If someone
is fresh out of prison, would you rather have them in a supervised
halfway house getting hooked up with a job, or homeless, wandering your
town, without food or shelter or anything to keep them from committing
another crime?
Oh, but that would take some thinking, better to make some dumb ass
comment about a limo, and then bitch when you house gets broken in to
and your taxed go up. Fucking ignorant, aren't you?
Bo Raxo
>
> "Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > CW wrote:
> > > Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
> > > wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
> > >
> >
> > Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
> >
> > <tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
> >
> > Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
> > guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
> > don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
> > recidivism rate stays very high.
Alan Hope wrote:
> Bo Raxo goes:
>
> >CW wrote:
> >> Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
> >> wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
>
> >Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
>
> ><tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
>
> >Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
> >guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
> >don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
> >recidivism rate stays very high.
>
> >The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
> >couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
> >sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
> >"nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
> >the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
> >Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
> >guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
> >him through a trial and incarcerating him.
>
> >So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
> >homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
> >thanks to our lame policies.
>
> While I applaud your humanitarian sentiments, I have to wonder: what
> sort of plan is it to carry a concealed weapon in your arsehole? It's
> not exactly a holster, is it? Your weapon is hardly going to be
> readily accessible in an emergency situation, see what I mean?
>
> But I admit I have a lot to learn on this subject. Do tell.
>
>
It is very common in prisons. Then there is 'masturbatory aid' thing.
All kinds of weird item are shoved up there for that purpose. I find
an awl kinda unlikely for that tho.
Being a week of of prison, I suspect it was his 'shank' he had in the
pen.
Harry K
tkeys wrote:
> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
> Published: November 3, 2006
> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>
> EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of
> carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver
> in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside
> a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station
> Thursday, police said.
>
> John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of
> indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police
> should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito
> Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
>
> ''You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said.
>
> Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene,
> but Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical
> tape without incident.
>
> Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked
> into the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations,
> indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed
> weapon.
>
> ''When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing
> with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a
> stabbing instrument,'' Horgan said.
>
> He noted that the rear end is a common hiding place for weapons being
> smuggled into prison.
>
> It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for.
OK... aside from all the rest, if you are "lying on a tree stump
masturbating beside a nature path near the Rapid Transit station",
that's "suspicion of indecent exposure"?
Goedjn wrote:
> On 5 Nov 2006 20:46:18 -0800, "Bo Raxo" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >CW wrote:
> >> Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
> >> wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
> >>
> >
> >Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
> >
> ><tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
> >
> >Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
> >guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
> >don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
> >recidivism rate stays very high.
> >
> >The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
> >couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
> >sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
> >"nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
> >the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
> >Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
> >guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
> >him through a trial and incarcerating him.
> >
> >So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
> >homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
> >thanks to our lame policies.
> >
> >
> >Bo Raxo
>
> If you think it needs to be done, don't wait for the Govt.
> Start your own non-profit. Maybe you could put them
> to work doing woodworking, or building their own habitats
> in return for room and board.
>
An excellent point in the larger sense, but do you mean I can't hold an
opinion, or can't expres one, unless I'm willing to quit my job and
devote my life to the subject? I trust that means you won't be voting
tomorrow, at least not on any issue you're not willing to devote
yourself to full time.
> Then at least you'd be on-topic.
Hey, the guy was caught with a home repair tool up his ass, furiously
working his wood. Law enforcement was called, and it was deemed a
crime. Seems to fit all the groups in this header :)
"tkeys" <[email protected]> >
> EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of
> carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver
> in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside
> a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station
> Thursday, police said.
This story was covered in the tx.guns newsgroup under the heading: "Naked
man charged with concealed weapon."
And the above lede is incorrect: The suspect did NOT have a screwdriver "in
his buttocks." He had it hidden in his rectum. And it wasn't a screwdriver;
it was an awl.
Argon <[email protected]> wrote:
> Seen a few years back in some magazine.
>
> Man, in his shoe shop, wearing leather apron, brandishing an awl, to
> his son:
>
> "Some day, my son, this awl will be yours."
So now we're talking about a man who put an awl in his puns?
Uncle Clover <[email protected]> wrote:
> What, pray tell, was the electrical tape for, I wonder?
A shuck.
Argon <[email protected]> wrote:
> Seen a few years back in some magazine.
>
> Man, in his shoe shop, wearing leather apron, brandishing an awl, to
> his son:
>
> "Some day, my son, this awl will be yours."
"Yeah, well please clean it off first, dad. And for God's sake put on some
pants!"
This has GOT to be a case of a guy who missed his nice warm cell...
"tkeys" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
> Published: November 3, 2006
> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>
> EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of
> carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver
> in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside
> a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station
> Thursday, police said.
>
> John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of
> indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police
> should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito
> Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
>
> ''You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said.
>
> Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene,
> but Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical
> tape without incident.
>
> Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked
> into the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations,
> indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed
> weapon.
>
> ''When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing
> with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a
> stabbing instrument,'' Horgan said.
>
> He noted that the rear end is a common hiding place for weapons being
> smuggled into prison.
>
> It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for.
"Alan Hope" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Bo Raxo goes:
>
>>CW wrote:
>>> Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
>>> wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
>
>>Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
>
>><tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
>
>>Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
>>guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
>>don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
>>recidivism rate stays very high.
>
>>The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
>>couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
>>sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
>>"nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
>>the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
>>Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
>>guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
>>him through a trial and incarcerating him.
>
>>So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
>>homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
>>thanks to our lame policies.
>
> While I applaud your humanitarian sentiments, I have to wonder: what
> sort of plan is it to carry a concealed weapon in your arsehole? It's
> not exactly a holster, is it? Your weapon is hardly going to be
> readily accessible in an emergency situation, see what I mean?
>
> But I admit I have a lot to learn on this subject. Do tell.
>
>
> --
> AH
> http://sour-grapes.blogsource.com
hahahahaha!! hahahaha!!! hahahaha!!!
On Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:24:45 -0500, Uncle Clover
<[email protected]> wrote:
><piggybacking>
>
>HeyBub wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>> And the above lede is incorrect: The suspect did NOT have a screwdriver
>> "in his buttocks." He had it hidden in his rectum. And it wasn't a
>> screwdriver; it was an awl.
>
>An "awl in the hole"? That very nearly rhymes. How creepy. What, pray tell,
>was the electrical tape for, I wonder? "Texture"? :-?
The inferior gastrointestinal orifice is properly called an awlhole
:-)
A bullet would solve the problem.
"Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
<piggybacking>
HeyBub wrote:
<snip>
> And the above lede is incorrect: The suspect did NOT have a screwdriver
> "in his buttocks." He had it hidden in his rectum. And it wasn't a
> screwdriver; it was an awl.
An "awl in the hole"? That very nearly rhymes. How creepy. What, pray tell,
was the electrical tape for, I wonder? "Texture"? :-?
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"Michael Snyder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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This has GOT to be a case of a guy who missed his nice warm cell...
"tkeys" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
> Published: November 3, 2006
> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>
> EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of
> carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a
screwdriver
> in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating
beside
> a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station
> Thursday, police said.
>
> John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion
of
> indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police
> should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito
> Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
>
> ''You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said.
>
> Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the
scene,
> but Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical
> tape without incident.
>
> Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then
booked
> into the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations,
> indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed
> weapon.
>
> ''When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing
> with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a
> stabbing instrument,'' Horgan said.
>
> He noted that the rear end is a common hiding place for weapons
being
> smuggled into prison.
>
> It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for.
"Sam E" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 20:35:04 -0800, "Bob F" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >That was Awfawl.
> >
>
> [snip]
>
> Unexpectedly to some people, the words "awful" and "wonderful" are
> synonyms.
The definitions I find suggest that that would not be the case, unless
the word wonderful is considerably different than I understand it.
"Awful and awesome share the same root word, awe. At one time they meant
essentially the same thing, 'full of awe, profoundly reverential'. Awe first
appears in its Old English form in a ninth century manuscript. At that time,
it meant 'immediate and active fear, terror, dread'. This terror and fear
were typically inspired by God. Soon, the meaning passed gradually into
'dread mingled with veneration, reverential or respectful fear'. "
Bob
Not too well known but a practice among prisoners is to insert an object
into their rectum as a deterent to forced anal intercourse.
"tkeys" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
> Published: November 3, 2006
> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>
> EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of
> carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver
> in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside
> a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station
> Thursday, police said.
>
> John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of
> indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police
> should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito
> Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
>
> ''You can't get much more concealed than that,'' Horgan said.
>
> Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene,
> but Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical
> tape without incident.
>
> Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked
> into the county jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations,
> indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed
> weapon.
>
> ''When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing
> with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a
> stabbing instrument,'' Horgan said.
>
> He noted that the rear end is a common hiding place for weapons being
> smuggled into prison.
>
> It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for.
Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
"Uncle Clover" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
What, pray tell,
> was the electrical tape for, I wonder? "Texture"? :-?
> --
That was Awfawl.
Bob
"flick" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Neill Massello" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:1hoahjm.1h2klwsijibi4N%[email protected]...
> >
> > So now we're talking about a man who put an awl in his puns?
>
> "Awl or nothing at awl..."
>
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/all+or+nothing+at+all_20055777.html
>
> flick 100785
> >
>
>
On 5 Nov 2006 20:46:18 -0800, "Bo Raxo" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
>CW wrote:
>> Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
>> wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
>>
>
>Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
>
><tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
>
>Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
>guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
>don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
>recidivism rate stays very high.
>
>The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
>couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
>sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
>"nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
>the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
>Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
>guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
>him through a trial and incarcerating him.
>
>So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
>homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
>thanks to our lame policies.
>
>
>Bo Raxo
If you think it needs to be done, don't wait for the Govt.
Start your own non-profit. Maybe you could put them
to work doing woodworking, or building their own habitats
in return for room and board.
Then at least you'd be on-topic.
"Neill Massello" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:1hoahjm.1h2klwsijibi4N%[email protected]...
>
> So now we're talking about a man who put an awl in his puns?
"Awl or nothing at awl..."
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/all+or+nothing+at+all_20055777.html
flick 100785
>
>>
>> If you think it needs to be done, don't wait for the Govt.
>> Start your own non-profit. Maybe you could put them
>> to work doing woodworking, or building their own habitats
>> in return for room and board.
>
>An excellent point in the larger sense, but do you mean I can't hold an
>opinion, or can't expres one, unless I'm willing to quit my job and
>devote my life to the subject? I trust that means you won't be voting
>tomorrow, at least not on any issue you're not willing to devote
>yourself to full time.
What's with the full-time? Just START it. With like-minded
individuals. It'd take more money than work. The biggest
problems *I* forsee are neighbors who don't want a halfway
house in THEIR community, and insurance, for when one of the
criminals you're half-way-ing kills someone.
(near as I can tell, 2/3rds of the really intractable
problems in America stem from zoning and community
planning) Which just reinforces my position that
if its really important, you should keep the government
as far away from it as possible.
>
>> Then at least you'd be on-topic.
>
>Hey, the guy was caught with a home repair tool up his ass, furiously
>working his wood. Law enforcement was called, and it was deemed a
>crime. Seems to fit all the groups in this header :)
Ok, good point.
--Goedjn
On 5 Nov 2006 20:46:18 -0800, "Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> CW wrote:
> > Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
> > wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
> >
>
> Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
>
> <tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
>
> Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
> guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
> don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
> recidivism rate stays very high.
>
> The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
> couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
> sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
> "nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
> the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
> Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
> guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
> him through a trial and incarcerating him.
>
> So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
> homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
> thanks to our lame policies.
There's something to what you say. I suppose if we spent the money trying to
help some of these people get back on their feet that would otherwise go towards
reincarcerating them, everyone might benefit. Surely efforts are already being
made in that regard, but you hear so little of them. They can't possibly be
getting the attention they deserve, the attention that would be needed to make
them more successful. :-\
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover the AntiTwink
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The true mark of a civilized society is that its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
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Bo Raxo goes:
>CW wrote:
>> Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
>> wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
>Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
><tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
>Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
>guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
>don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
>recidivism rate stays very high.
>The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
>couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
>sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
>"nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
>the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
>Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
>guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
>him through a trial and incarcerating him.
>So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
>homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
>thanks to our lame policies.
While I applaud your humanitarian sentiments, I have to wonder: what
sort of plan is it to carry a concealed weapon in your arsehole? It's
not exactly a holster, is it? Your weapon is hardly going to be
readily accessible in an emergency situation, see what I mean?
But I admit I have a lot to learn on this subject. Do tell.
--
AH
http://sour-grapes.blogsource.com
On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 20:35:04 -0800, "Bob F" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>That was Awfawl.
>
[snip]
Unexpectedly to some people, the words "awful" and "wonderful" are
synonyms.
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:14:02 +0100, Alan Hope <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Bo Raxo goes:
>
>>CW wrote:
>>> Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
>>> wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
>
>>Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
>
>><tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
>
>>Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
>>guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
>>don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
>>recidivism rate stays very high.
>
>>The guy was carrying a concealed weapon because as a parolee he
>>couldn't have one openly, but probably felt he needed something
>>sleeping outdoors at night. Same reason he was masturbating on the
>>"nature trail" (which is a pretty funny name, if you've ever strolled
>>the little trash strewn dirt path that runs along the Bart line in El
>>Cerrito). A halfway house would have meant the public was safer, this
>>guy was safer, and we wouldn't be paying the greater expense of running
>>him through a trial and incarcerating him.
>
>>So let's all laugh, ha ha, at the guy, and ignore that he's some poor
>>homeless fuck that we'll be blowing tens of thousands of dollars on,
>>thanks to our lame policies.
>
>While I applaud your humanitarian sentiments, I have to wonder: what
>sort of plan is it to carry a concealed weapon in your arsehole? It's
>not exactly a holster, is it?
It's to keep you from sitting down.
>Your weapon is hardly going to be
>readily accessible in an emergency situation, see what I mean?
>
>But I admit I have a lot to learn on this subject. Do tell.
--
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Mark Lloyd
http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com
"God was invented by man for a reason, that
reason is no longer applicable."
On 14 Nov 2006 23:41:02 GMT, Stephen King <[email protected]> wrote:
>Awl of what?
>
>LOL
Awl of me
Why not take awl of me...
Regards,
Tom Watson
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/
Nobody, s missing anything. Being a criminal doesn't entitle you to special
privileges. I suppose you would provide him with a private limo too.
"Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> CW wrote:
> > Stick a sharp, pointy thing up there some time and see if you don't feel
> > wrapping the point up in electrical tape is a good idea.
> >
>
> Well, the guy's condition was definately awl-full.
>
> <tap, tap> Hey, is this thing on?
>
> Seriously, the point everyone is missing here (so to speak) is that the
> guy was one week out of prison and most likely homeless. Because we
> don't provide jack for transition services, a good way to insure the
> recidivism rate stays very high.
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:20:17 GMT, "CW" <[email protected]> wrote:
>A bullet would solve the problem.
>
>"Bo Raxo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>
There's a way to prevent crime - shoot all the potential victims. :-)