Why ARE Men Happier Than Women?
Men Are Just Happier People.
Your last name stays put.
Your garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!!!
On 10 May 2005 07:03:23 -0700, [email protected] wrote:
>Great list, Lew.
>
>Mark, you're supposed to break in the SHOES, not the FEET. ;-)
Tell that to the shoes. :-)
>
>Gotta agree, Rockports are very comfortable, maybe even better than the
>tennies.
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In article <[email protected]>,
Mark & Juanita <[email protected]> wrote:
> One of my few exceptions to buying Rockports, and I've
> regretted it.
I don't think I'd be able to get around without my Rockies....
Mark & Juanita wrote:
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> They're nearly worn out and just now starting to feel
> reasonable (yeah, I'm too cheap to throw anything away until it's worn
> out).
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You sound like an uncle of mine.<G>
He was accused of being so tight that you could hear him squeak as he
walked when still a mile away.
Lew
On Tue, 10 May 2005 03:56:55 GMT, Lew Hodgett <[email protected]>
wrote:
... snip
Funny stuff except for
>
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>
I've had a pair of shoes I wear to work that took about 3 months to break
in my feet. One of my few exceptions to buying Rockports, and I've
regretted it. They're nearly worn out and just now starting to feel
reasonable (yeah, I'm too cheap to throw anything away until it's worn
out).
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