Dateline: July 28, dawn.
I was awoken by blood curdling screams this morning. I grabbed my digital
camera and rushed outside in my housecoat to see what all the commotion was
about. I could not believe my eye's, Godzilla awakening from his lair at the
local power generation station behind the Humpy Dumpy chip warehouse!
http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila1.jpg
http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila2.jpg
I could see that even in the dim light of morning he had spotted me and was
turning my direction,
http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila3.jpg
Ohmigod! He was leaping over the power lines and heading my way!
http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila4.jpg
I feared for my life and ran at top speed back towards my house. You can see
the fear in the eyes of the small innocent children unaware of what horrible
fates awaits them!
http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila5.jpg
Godzilla continued to head strait for me and I don't think he was looking
for a parking spot. Oh for the love of god, Oh the humanity...
http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila6.jpg
This was the last photo I was able to take before the batteries died on my
camera (damn camera....),
http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila7.jpg
Godzilla was chasing me down, and rapidly gaining on me! A kind soul keenly
aware of my plight hurriedly invited me into their shelter. As we lay
cowering in the cellar, I cannot describe the sounds of shear terror we
heard as Godzilla rampaged through the neighborhood raizing everthing in
sight to the ground. It seemed to go on for hours. When the chaos subsided,
I emerged from the subterranean safe zone to find utter devastation. I would
have liked to take some more photos of the absolute carnage I witnessed, but
suffice it to say Tokyo will have to be rebuilt again....
David.
David F. Eisan wrote:
> Dateline: July 28, dawn.
>
> I was awoken by blood curdling screams this morning. I grabbed my digital
> camera and rushed outside in my housecoat to see what all the commotion was
> about. I could not believe my eye's, Godzilla........ Tokyo will have to be rebuilt again....
>
> David.
lends new meaning to the idea of scary sharp, eh?
David F. Eisan wrote:
> Dateline: July 28, dawn.
>
> I was awoken by blood curdling screams this morning. I grabbed my digital
> camera and rushed outside in my housecoat to see what all the commotion was
> about. I could not believe my eye's, Godzilla awakening from his lair at the
> local power generation station behind the Humpy Dumpy chip warehouse!
>
> http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila1.jpg
>
> http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila2.jpg
>
> I could see that even in the dim light of morning he had spotted me and was
> turning my direction,
>
> http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila3.jpg
>
> Ohmigod! He was leaping over the power lines and heading my way!
>
> http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila4.jpg
>
> I feared for my life and ran at top speed back towards my house. You can see
> the fear in the eyes of the small innocent children unaware of what horrible
> fates awaits them!
>
> http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila5.jpg
>
> Godzilla continued to head strait for me and I don't think he was looking
> for a parking spot. Oh for the love of god, Oh the humanity...
>
> http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila6.jpg
>
> This was the last photo I was able to take before the batteries died on my
> camera (damn camera....),
>
> http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila7.jpg
>
> Godzilla was chasing me down, and rapidly gaining on me! A kind soul keenly
> aware of my plight hurriedly invited me into their shelter. As we lay
> cowering in the cellar, I cannot describe the sounds of shear terror we
> heard as Godzilla rampaged through the neighborhood raizing everthing in
> sight to the ground. It seemed to go on for hours. When the chaos subsided,
> I emerged from the subterranean safe zone to find utter devastation. I would
> have liked to take some more photos of the absolute carnage I witnessed, but
> suffice it to say Tokyo will have to be rebuilt again....
>
> David.
Ya know, I was sorta wonderin' where Godzrilla had got to.
I never thought to look in Canuckistan.
Must have somethin' to do with global warming, I reckon.
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 13:08:10 -0400, Robatoy <[email protected]>
wrote:
>In article <[email protected]!nnrp1.uunet.ca>,
> "David F. Eisan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> When the chaos subsided,
>> I emerged from the subterranean safe zone to find utter devastation.
>
>Lemme see... you crawled out from under the bed and you had smashed your
>dresser?
>
>BC Hydro...great crop this year....or so I'm told.
Yabbut - when they don't clean the lid proper like, the seeds go off
like fireworks - which I suspect is what woke him up.
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 17:41:51 -0400, the opaque Robatoy
<[email protected]> clearly wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>,
> Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 13:08:10 -0400, Robatoy <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <[email protected]!nnrp1.uunet.ca>,
>> > "David F. Eisan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> When the chaos subsided,
>> >> I emerged from the subterranean safe zone to find utter devastation.
>> >
>> >Lemme see... you crawled out from under the bed and you had smashed your
>> >dresser?
>> >
>> >BC Hydro...great crop this year....or so I'm told.
>>
>>
>> Yabbut - when they don't clean the lid proper like, the seeds go off
>> like fireworks - which I suspect is what woke him up.
>>
>Good thought! Maybe David is still trying to make sensi of it all?
Then the headlines should read "Godzrilla Rampages for RedHair",
"Godzrilla Wolfs Wowie in Maui" and "Godzrilla Glams onto Gold in
Acapulco", wot? (Man, those names came from the deep, dark, recess
of a completely 'nother life.)
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"RonB" <[email protected]> wrote in news:7uqGe.102330$oK.71782@okepread02:
>
>
>> Good yarn, but you need a proofreader! Tom
>
> Oh ease up! The guy is obviously in a state of terror.
>
>
>
Thank God he found time to log on, post, and warn us! ;->
"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things
> over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
> to kind of catapult the propaganda."
>
> G.W. Bush
> Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
Oh no....the idiot actually said that......???
"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 15:40:25 GMT, the opaque "Doug Kanter"
> <[email protected]> clearly wrote:
>
>>"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>
>>> "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things
>>> over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
>>> to kind of catapult the propaganda."
>>>
>>> G.W. Bush
>>> Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
>>
>>Oh no....the idiot actually said that......???
>
> This guy is worse than Dan Quayle, if you can believe that.
>
> Watch your email box for a picture of him "reading" a book.
> It's no wonder the world feels the way they do about this guy,
> but I can't fathom how he could have been elected once, let alone
> reelected. Is the above email address is valid?
Yes. Valid address.
On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:27:16 -0700, the opaque "David F. Eisan"
<[email protected]> clearly wrote:
>Dateline: July 28, dawn.
>
>I was awoken by blood curdling screams this morning. I grabbed my digital
>camera and rushed outside in my housecoat to see what all the commotion was
>about. I could not believe my eye's, Godzilla awakening from his lair at the
>local power generation station behind the Humpy Dumpy chip warehouse!
--snip--
>http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/godzrila7.jpg
Heh, heh, heh. You oughta take shrooms more often, Davey.
'Twas fun!
Almost as funny was the name of that chip warehouse.
--
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things
over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
to kind of catapult the propaganda."
G.W. Bush
Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
In article <[email protected]>,
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 13:08:10 -0400, Robatoy <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <[email protected]!nnrp1.uunet.ca>,
> > "David F. Eisan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> When the chaos subsided,
> >> I emerged from the subterranean safe zone to find utter devastation.
> >
> >Lemme see... you crawled out from under the bed and you had smashed your
> >dresser?
> >
> >BC Hydro...great crop this year....or so I'm told.
>
>
> Yabbut - when they don't clean the lid proper like, the seeds go off
> like fireworks - which I suspect is what woke him up.
>
Good thought! Maybe David is still trying to make sensi of it all?
In article <[email protected]!nnrp1.uunet.ca>,
"David F. Eisan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> When the chaos subsided,
> I emerged from the subterranean safe zone to find utter devastation.
Lemme see... you crawled out from under the bed and you had smashed your
dresser?
BC Hydro...great crop this year....or so I'm told.
On Fri, 29 Jul 2005 15:40:25 GMT, the opaque "Doug Kanter"
<[email protected]> clearly wrote:
>"Larry Jaques" <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>
>>
>> "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things
>> over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,
>> to kind of catapult the propaganda."
>>
>> G.W. Bush
>> Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
>
>Oh no....the idiot actually said that......???
This guy is worse than Dan Quayle, if you can believe that.
Watch your email box for a picture of him "reading" a book.
It's no wonder the world feels the way they do about this guy,
but I can't fathom how he could have been elected once, let alone
reelected. Is the above email address is valid?
--
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In article <[email protected]!nnrp1.uunet.ca>,
"David F. Eisan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Godzilla was chasing me down, and rapidly gaining on me!
Been a looong hot summer, eh David?
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