O/T: Not For The Politically Correct

Since the subject was under discussion.

Lew
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Three women were sitting on a plane, flying to the Caribbean.
One was White, one was Hispanic, and the third was Black.

Well, the women were chatting up a storm, swilling free drinks, and

talking about what they would do on their vacation.

At this point the Captain makes an announcement over the

loudspeakers:

"Attention Ladies and Gentlemen, Attention.

We have developed some mechanical difficulties and are unable to

maintain altitude.

We will be making a forced water landing.

You have 3 minutes until impact.

Please take emergency precautions!"

As you can guess, pandemonium ensues.

The White woman calmly reaches under her seat, finds her makeup
bag and proceeds to fix her face.

Shocked at this, the Hispanic woman turns to the White woman
and asks "Chica, what the fuck chew doin'?"

The White woman turns and says, "Every one knows if we go down,
they are going to rescue the cute ones first."

The Hispanic woman turns to her and says, "Ai, mommi, chew are so

wrong."

"Everyone knows they rescue the ones with the big titties first", and
rips her blouse off and sits there bare breasted.

Upon hearing this the Black woman pulls her skirt way the hell up
over her head and ties it behind her neck, turns to her friends and
says

"Girlfriends, both of you are wrong."

"Everyone knows the first thing they look for is the black-box."