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Mike Marlow

17/03/2009 1:18 PM

OT - Joke

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

--

-Mike-
[email protected]


This topic has 10 replies

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

17/03/2009 11:21 AM

On Mar 17, 1:56=A0pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On Mar 17, 11:18=A0am, Mike Marlow <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> SNIP
>
> > Dear God:
> > =A0 =A0 =A0Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I notice=
d
> > that for some reason you sent it through =A0Washington D.C. and those
> > assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>
> > --
>
> > -Mike-
> > [email protected]
>
> OK... now that's funny!
>
> I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
> about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
> session.
>
> She will get a kick out of that one.
>
> Robert

My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?

nn

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

17/03/2009 10:56 AM

On Mar 17, 11:18=A0am, Mike Marlow <[email protected]> wrote:

SNIP

> Dear God:
> =A0 =A0 =A0Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through =A0Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>
> --
>
> -Mike-
> [email protected]

OK... now that's funny!

I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.

She will get a kick out of that one.

Robert

Rr

RicodJour

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

17/03/2009 2:34 PM

On Mar 17, 2:21=A0pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
> $47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
> So, who wins?

That depends on what the car cost and whether your wife finds out. ;)

R

GR

Gerald Ross

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

17/03/2009 7:44 PM

Robatoy wrote:
> On Mar 17, 1:56 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> SNIP
>>
>> > Dear God:
>> > Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
>> > that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
>> > assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>>
>> > --
>>
>> > -Mike-
>> > [email protected]
>>
>> OK... now that's funny!
>>
>> I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
>> about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
>> session.
>>
>> She will get a kick out of that one.
>>
>> Robert
>
> My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
> $47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
> So, who wins?

Does that make her your dependent?

--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA

Tis better to light a flame thrower
than to curse the darkness.



EG

"Eric G."

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

17/03/2009 11:19 PM

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
happened to me....I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here's how the scam works:

Two extremely good-looking twenty-something year old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy tee shirts.It is impossible not to look. When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for
a ride to somewhere relatively close by. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start UNDRESSING! Then one of them climbs over
to the front seat and starts CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 21st, 24, 28th, March 4th, 7th, 12th, and
again this weekend. So tell your friends to be careful! P.S. Wal-Mart has
wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

17/03/2009 8:01 PM

On Mar 17, 7:44=A0pm, Gerald Ross <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > On Mar 17, 1:56 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >> On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> SNIP
>
> >> > Dear God:
> >> > =A0 =A0 =A0Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I not=
iced
> >> > that for some reason you sent it through =A0Washington D.C. and thos=
e
> >> > assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>
> >> > --
>
> >> > -Mike-
> >> > [email protected]
>
> >> OK... now that's funny!
>
> >> I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
> >> about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
> >> session.
>
> >> She will get a kick out of that one.
>
> >> Robert
>
> > My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
> > $47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
> > So, who wins?
>
> Does that make her your dependent?
>

You kidding me? She is the reason I can afford to play the way I do. I
hold my own, but that girl is a very strong wage earner. There are
many reasons I love her the way I do. My previous two wives were very
dependent on my ability to earn a strong wage. This one doesn't 'need'
me. That is a much better relationship.
She is also 18 years younger than I. Sometimes she walks away with a
victorious smirk on her face.

Sometimes I do.

She's been away for a day, with Snowflake, in Chicago. 27 text
messages. AMEX called: "Do YOU know the charges that are coming
through on your card?"

I do.

"Call me again at 20K"

r











Ms

"Mike/Speeed"

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

18/03/2009 2:13 PM


"sdlomi2" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> > happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
> >
> > When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
> > decided
> > to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> > instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> > president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy.
> >
> > The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> > thank-you note to God, which read:
> >
> > Dear God:
> > Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> > that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> > assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
> >
> > --
> >
> > -Mike-
> > [email protected]
> Loved it Mike. Let's hope those a**holes aren't identified--they
might
> qualify for 1 million $ bonuses? s
>
>
As long as Chris Dodd is involved, that's a damn good possibility.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/industries/finance/dodd-cracks-aig---time/

ss

"sdlomi2"

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

17/03/2009 10:37 PM


"Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
>
> When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
> decided
> to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
>
> The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> thank-you note to God, which read:
>
> Dear God:
> Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>
> --
>
> -Mike-
> [email protected]
Loved it Mike. Let's hope those a**holes aren't identified--they might
qualify for 1 million $ bonuses? s

MI

Mine Isn't Yours

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

27/03/2009 8:56 PM

Mike Marlow wrote:
> A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
>
> When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided
> to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
>
> The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> thank-you note to God, which read:
>
> Dear God:
> Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>

Obama finds a new rich taxpayer.

Kn

"80 Knight"

in reply to Mike Marlow on 17/03/2009 1:18 PM

24/03/2009 1:42 AM

"Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
>
> When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
> decided
> to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
>
> The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> thank-you note to God, which read:
>
> Dear God:
> Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

I just had this joke pop up on my newsreader today. Thanks Mike, I'll have
to e-mail it to some friends.


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