C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't
serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between
them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F
comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D
comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a
second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at
the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this
could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under arrest. C is
brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor,
and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility
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"dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't
> serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between
> them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F
> comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D
> comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a
> second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
> relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at
> the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
> in this bar tonight."
>
> E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
> shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this
> could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
> and everything else and is au natural.
>
> Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under arrest. C is
> brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor,
> and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
> facility
The leads great, but where's the melody?
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On 2/3/13 1:08 PM, Swingman wrote:
> "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't
>> serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between
>> them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F
>> comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D
>> comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a
>> second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
>> relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at
>> the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
>> in this bar tonight."
>>
>> E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
>> shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this
>> could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
>> and everything else and is au natural.
>>
>> Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under arrest. C is
>> brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor,
>> and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
>> facility
>
> The leads great, but where's the melody?
>
And on what beat do I come in?
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-MIKE-
"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
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-MIKE- wrote:
> On 2/3/13 1:08 PM, Swingman wrote:
>> "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we
>>> don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open
>>> fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished,
>>> and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation,
>>> but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom,
>>> saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but
>>> the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a
>>> minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
>>> bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this
>>> bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit
>>> with nicely
>>> shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight.
>>> Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat
>>> soon takes off his suit and everything else and is au natural.
>>>
>>> Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under
>>> arrest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the
>>> diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without
>>> Coda at an upscale correctional facility
>>
>> The leads great, but where's the melody?
>>
>
> And on what beat do I come in?
Late.
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On 2/3/13 1:40 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
> -MIKE- wrote:
>> On 2/3/13 1:08 PM, Swingman wrote:
>>> "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we
>>>> don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open
>>>> fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished,
>>>> and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation,
>>>> but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom,
>>>> saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but
>>>> the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a
>>>> minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
>>>> bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this
>>>> bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit
>>>> with nicely
>>>> shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight.
>>>> Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat
>>>> soon takes off his suit and everything else and is au natural.
>>>>
>>>> Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under
>>>> arrest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the
>>>> diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without
>>>> Coda at an upscale correctional facility
>>>
>>> The leads great, but where's the melody?
>>>
>>
>> And on what beat do I come in?
>
> Late.
>
well played. :-D
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"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
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Swingman wrote:
> "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we
>> don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open
>> fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and
>> G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is
>> not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying,
>> "Excuse me, I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the
>> bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
>> Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
>> says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
>> tonight."
>>
>> E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely
>> shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight.
>> Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat
>> soon takes off his suit and everything else and is au natural.
>>
>> Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under
>> arrest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the
>> diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without
>> Coda at an upscale correctional facility
>
> The leads great, but where's the melody?
It's rock.
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dadiOH
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