The most powerful computer security tools

In article <[email protected]>, Mark & Juanita
<[email protected]> wrote:

> Yeah, I know, too much time on my hands -- it's been a long day; this was
> just too rich to leave alone

A good fisking is a joy to read.

;-)

In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
> > Want to get rid of the attack of the virus, hacker and rascal
> >software? Want to store your top-secret files in a safe place? Want to
> >break away from all the problems above? Why not try FirmlySoft?
> >
>
> There's a little blue pill that will fix you right up. ... and the
> people selling them use the same advertising process you do -- maybe you
> can arrange a trade
>

FirmlySoft - you gotta be kidding. Reminds me of that old joke about Bill Gates
disrobing on his wedding night: "Now I know why you called your company
microsoft!" she commented. ;-)

I shudder thinking what all my text documents would look like after being
through the FirmlySoft wringer!

-P.

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On 21 Aug 2006 19:35:14 -0700, [email protected] wrote:


After all of the discussion regarding poor English translations, and here
comes this soft, steaming, stinking pile of ... spam

Yeah, I know, too much time on my hands -- it's been a long day; this was
just too rich to leave alone

>DiskNumen: www.SoftInTheHead.com
>
> DiskNumen, the most powerful computer security tool, will make
>everything intact after your reboot even if there are Virus, Hacker,
>Rascal software, error operation

Yeah that error operation is a real problem


> or even your purposive breakage.

I have *never* done "purposive breakage"


> Your computer can be prevented from any attack

So far, my computer has been pretty docile, I haven't really worried
about it attacking me or anyone else, am I being naive?

> by DiskNumen
>through the way of solidifying disk into CD.

Wow, that's some process.


>
>Have you ever been anguished by these problems:

I can recall ever having been "anguished" by anything to be honest

>
> * Virus software destroy the computer system, leading to the
>resetting of the system and the decline of the computer running speed;
>
> * Once the rascal software interrupt you ,it will exhaust your
>resources ,besides,the pop-up dialog boxes make you feel disgusted;
>

Yeah, I guess they do. Rascal software?

> * The hacker software always hide behind you wondering steal sth
>from you;
>

I'll just keep looking over my shoulder, will that help?

> * System malfunctions appear frequently due to the mistaken
>operation of the employees;
>

My employees seem to be operating just fine, thank-you. If not, that's
what the health plan is for.


> * Hidden troubles brought by the unauthorized software
>installation of the employees;
>
> * No place to store the top-secret files makes you feel upset;
>

Yeah, that's high on my list of concerns


> * Large quantities of future troubles turn up resulting the
>deletion of the top-secret files.
>

I thought you said there wsa no place to store teh top-secret files. So
if there's no place to store them, how can they be deleted? Please make up
your mind.


>......
>
> Want to get rid of the attack of the virus, hacker and rascal
>software? Want to store your top-secret files in a safe place? Want to
>break away from all the problems above? Why not try FirmlySoft?
>

There's a little blue pill that will fix you right up. ... and the
people selling them use the same advertising process you do -- maybe you
can arrange a trade

> FirmlySoft , the Disk Numen , is a copied file protector . It does
>the security work of the file and the operating system through the
>methods below:
>

A "copied file protector" Does that mean that it's a stolen product?

> 1. Solidified Partition : It is to divided and solidify the
>designated HD into partitions just like CD . It is temporary for you to
>do any operation to the partitions that is solidified , and it will
>resume immediately after you turn off the computer .
>

Ah, I see you hooked up with the blue pill spammers, they apparently got
things fixed for you.

> 2. Opened Folders : This function is relative to the Solidified
>Partition . We often use some catalogues of the Solidified Partition ,
>such as My Document and the Desktop , which are required to be revised
>and reserved . To this kind of catalogues, you can set them as the
>Opened Folder , that is to say you can succeed in revising and
>reserving the catalogues but not affecting your using habit .
>

Wow, did writing that make your head hurt? Reading it made mine hurt.

> 3. File Lockfast : It is a perfect place to reserve your
>top-secret files , without the password no one can scan your files
>

Uh-huh.


> 4. Folder Lock: Since the space of the File Lockfast is limited ,
>to the common files , it is secure to add a lock to your folder.

I've never really had a problem finding a place to store my lock.




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