I am making some displays for work, so I thought it was time to get some
more clamps. I always wanted both really long and really short ones, so I
picked up four more 12" GS, two 40's and two 80's. Having the right clamps
around really helps.
http://members.rogers.com/dfeisan/images/clamping2.jpg
It might be hard to figure out what is going on from the photo. The top and
the sides are joined with a half lap and I used polyurathane glue. I needed
to pull in all three axis to make the joint tight.
More photos as they progress this weekend...
David.
Every neighbourhood has one, in mine, I'm him.
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why didn't you just use your hand screw clamps? ;-)
BRuce
David F. Eisan wrote:
> I am making some displays for work, so I thought it was time to get some
> more clamps. I always wanted both really long and really short ones, so I
> picked up four more 12" GS, two 40's and two 80's. Having the right clamps
> around really helps.
>
> http://members.rogers.com/dfeisan/images/clamping2.jpg
>
> It might be hard to figure out what is going on from the photo. The top and
> the sides are joined with a half lap and I used polyurathane glue. I needed
> to pull in all three axis to make the joint tight.
>
> More photos as they progress this weekend...
>
> David.
>
> Every neighbourhood has one, in mine, I'm him.
>
> Remove the "splinter" from my email address to email me.
>
> Newbies, please read this newsgroups FAQ.
>
> rec.ww FAQ http://www.robson.org/woodfaq/
> Archives http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
> Crowbar FAQ http://www.klownhammer.org/crowbar
>
>
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with any luck, your wife doesn't read the wreck, so you will be safe. I
will have to remember to hide the background when I am posting a "new
tool gloat".
BRuce
David F. Eisan wrote:
> Dear Butt Head,
>
>
>>why didn't you just use your hand screw clamps? ;-)
>
>
> Now you have gone and dunned it! Youse gone and broke the code! How dare you
> point out that I have a tool that would do the job when what I was looking
> to do was go buy more tools! Go sit on the M. Bench with BAD for 20 minutes
> and say three Hail Mary's!
>
> Bad Bruce...
>
> <tongue firmly in cheek for the humour impaired...>
>
> David.
>
> Every neighbourhood has one, in mine, I'm him.
>
> Remove the "splinter" from my email address to email me.
>
> Newbies, please read this newsgroups FAQ.
>
> rec.ww FAQ http://www.robson.org/woodfaq/
> Archives http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
> Crowbar FAQ http://www.klownhammer.org/crowbar
>
>
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In article <[email protected]>, Henry St.Pierre
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Kill you, no way, but torture you a bit ...
A bit? A BIT?
I'm thinking making him chew on tin foil whilst shaving his head with a
cheese grater... Da NOIVE of some PEOPLE!
djb
--
There are no socks in my email address.
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
David F. Eisan wrote:
> I am making some displays for work, so I thought it was time to get some
> more clamps. I always wanted both really long and really short ones, so I
> picked up four more 12" GS, two 40's and two 80's. Having the right clamps
> around really helps.
>
> http://members.rogers.com/dfeisan/images/clamping2.jpg
>
> It might be hard to figure out what is going on from the photo. The top and
> the sides are joined with a half lap and I used polyurathane glue. I needed
> to pull in all three axis to make the joint tight.
>
> More photos as they progress this weekend...
>
> David.
>
> Every neighbourhood has one, in mine, I'm him.
>
> Remove the "splinter" from my email address to email me.
>
> Newbies, please read this newsgroups FAQ.
>
> rec.ww FAQ http://www.robson.org/woodfaq/
> Archives http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
> Crowbar FAQ http://www.klownhammer.org/crowbar
>
>
Unisaw A100 wrote:
> Tail Gunner Dave wrote:
> >Ego mania at it's finest!
>
> Hmmmmmmmm?
>
> UA100, David Eisan Fan Club Member since 1999/Founding
> Father of The Moron's Bench 2003...
I think I'm going to have to submit a bid on building the "Moron
Benches". It seems there's a ton of money to be made.
--
Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA
David
I saw some of your seminar at the woodstock ww show you were giving. I
was going to introduce myself but I had to keep moving. Didn't catch
sight of you after. It was on the Friday, cold and windy. I thought the
tents cold blow over. As it was the forcast rain didn't show up on the
weekend (of course) and Saturday or Sunday would have been better.
Nice show.
John
David F. Eisan wrote:
>I am making some displays for work, so I thought it was time to get some
>more clamps. I always wanted both really long and really short ones, so I
>picked up four more 12" GS, two 40's and two 80's. Having the right clamps
>around really helps.
>
>http://members.rogers.com/dfeisan/images/clamping2.jpg
>
>It might be hard to figure out what is going on from the photo. The top and
>the sides are joined with a half lap and I used polyurathane glue. I needed
>to pull in all three axis to make the joint tight.
>
>More photos as they progress this weekend...
>
>David.
>
>Every neighbourhood has one, in mine, I'm him.
>
>Remove the "splinter" from my email address to email me.
>
>Newbies, please read this newsgroups FAQ.
>
>rec.ww FAQ http://www.robson.org/woodfaq/
>Archives http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
>Crowbar FAQ http://www.klownhammer.org/crowbar
>
>
>
>
Bay Area Dave wrote:
> mordez-moi
>
> dave
Dave, At worst you can be a dork, but this allows, we, to have great fun
and exercise our great wit and knowledge; sometimes our cleverness and
cuteness. Don't change because the 'wreck' would become far less
interesting than it is. Kill you, no way, but torture you a bit ......
Hank
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 23:55:00 -0400, "Henry St.Pierre"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Dave, At worst you can be a dork, but this allows, we, to have great fun
>and exercise our great wit and knowledge; sometimes our cleverness and
>cuteness. Don't change because the 'wreck' would become far less
>interesting than it is. Kill you, no way, but torture you a bit ......
>Hank
I agree, Hank. Besides, if we got rid of Dave we'd have to break in a
new guy to play Whack-A-Mole with when things got boring.
It's the turnover that kills ya.
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 15:28:42 GMT, Nova <[email protected]> wrote:
>Unisaw A100 wrote:
>
>> Tail Gunner Dave wrote:
>> >Ego mania at it's finest!
>>
>> Hmmmmmmmm?
>>
>> UA100, David Eisan Fan Club Member since 1999/Founding
>> Father of The Moron's Bench 2003...
>
>I think I'm going to have to submit a bid on building the "Moron
>Benches". It seems there's a ton of money to be made.
It's more like a grandstand these days, Jack.
(then again, considering the people included, ya could think of it as
the Skybox seating of the WreckDome.)
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
mordez-moi
dave
Lamont Cranston wrote:
> On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 01:54:32 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>
>>bite me. And yes, you are indeed "him"
>
>
> troll
>
>
>
You're out of line on this one. The OP always exhibits a most welcome, and
often infectious, enthusiasm about all aspects of woodworking. It's a damn
nice change of pace here lately.
--
www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 9/21/03
"Bay Area Dave" wrote in message
> do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 01:53:02 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
wrote:
>do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
>
troll
just voicing my opinion, just like you. It may not be popular opinion,
but what the hell, why be a conformist? :)
dave
Swingman wrote:
> You're out of line on this one. The OP always exhibits a most welcome, and
> often infectious, enthusiasm about all aspects of woodworking. It's a damn
> nice change of pace here lately.
>
Bay Area Dave wrote:
> If I annoy YOU, plonk ME! Follow your own advice. He tells us about
> every thing he buys, or fixes, or builds. Ego mania at it's finest!
I *like* David's posts. I just think he's doing what he loves to do, is having
fun with it, and wants to share. I too would like to think of this as a place
to go to have a little fun.
On 13 Oct 2003, TomL spake unto rec.woodworking:
>>> damn, i k.f.'ed him after his 2nd or 3rd post. am i missing out on
>>> some fun? whats whack-a-mole?
>>
>> I think it's mashed up avocados.
>
>
> i'm gonna need a 2nd opinion on that........
I know it's spelled Guacamole, but some furriners pronounce in whack-
a-mole. In some languages, the G is silent, like the P in swimming.
If I annoy YOU, plonk ME! Follow your own advice. He tells us about
every thing he buys, or fixes, or builds. Ego mania at it's finest!
and I'll plonk who the f I want to. I don't need your permission or
direction, thank you.
dave
Morgans wrote:
> "Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
>>
>
>
> What's the problem? Are you afraid he is eating up your bandwidth?
>
> If he annoys you, plonk him. Scheeez!
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 14:26:23 GMT, "PM6564"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>> do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
>>
>
>Have you ever tried building a project without reporting it here?
>
>"Do drawers *really* need bottoms?"
>"Can I get 18 square feet of area out of a 32 sq ft. sheet of plywood?"
>"Where can I pay the most for a blurfl?"
>"Does having expensive tools make up for lack of skill and talent?"
>
You left out my personal favorite: "Is my forstner bit supposed to
turn red hot when I use it"
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 11:45:46 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Tail Gunner Dave wrote:
>>Ego mania at it's finest!
>
>
>Hmmmmmmmm?
"Can't you just smell the mendacity?"
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Williams, 1954.
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
Dear Butt Head,
> why didn't you just use your hand screw clamps? ;-)
Now you have gone and dunned it! Youse gone and broke the code! How dare you
point out that I have a tool that would do the job when what I was looking
to do was go buy more tools! Go sit on the M. Bench with BAD for 20 minutes
and say three Hail Mary's!
Bad Bruce...
<tongue firmly in cheek for the humour impaired...>
David.
Every neighbourhood has one, in mine, I'm him.
Remove the "splinter" from my email address to email me.
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"Tail Gunner Dave" whined...
> If I annoy YOU, plonk ME! Follow your own advice. He tells us about
> every thing he buys, or fixes, or builds. Ego mania at it's finest!
Oh my! Is it just me - or has hypocrisy just been elevated to an art form?
BTW troll-Dave, at least he didn't ask what color brush he should apply the
glue with!
> and I'll plonk who the f I want to. I don't need your permission or
> direction, thank you.
Both rude and crude, you've accused others of the same - more hypocrisy. Try
being constructive for a change, your whining like a jet engine recently.
That's the spirit, Hank!
I often wonder about some of the fellas here with NO sense of humor.
And there are those who sometimes display great wit and then, at the
drop of a hat become loathsome and tedious. Bipolar, perhaps? I STILL
can't figure out why some misguided folks insist I am a troll. I don't
cross-post to start multi NG arguments; I DO ask ON TOPIC WW questions,
and I don't change my screen name. Trolls do 1 and 3 and never do 2.
Go figure!
dave
Henry St.Pierre wrote:
> Bay Area Dave wrote:
>
>> mordez-moi
>>
>> dave
>
> Dave, At worst you can be a dork, but this allows, we, to have great fun
> and exercise our great wit and knowledge; sometimes our cleverness and
> cuteness. Don't change because the 'wreck' would become far less
> interesting than it is. Kill you, no way, but torture you a bit ......
> Hank
>
>
>
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Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> mordez-moi
>
> dave
>
Mea Mordeo.
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 02:51:36 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
wrote:
>If I annoy YOU, plonk ME! Follow your own advice. He tells us about
>every thing he buys, or fixes, or builds. Ego mania at it's finest!
>
>and I'll plonk who the f I want to. I don't need your permission or
>direction, thank you.
>
troll
On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 12:45:57 -0400, Tom Watson
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 23:55:00 -0400, "Henry St.Pierre"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Dave, At worst you can be a dork, but this allows, we, to have great fun
>I agree, Hank. Besides, if we got rid of Dave we'd have to break in a
>new guy to play Whack-A-Mole with when things got boring.
>
>It's the turnover that kills ya.
>
>
>Regards, Tom
>Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
>Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
>http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
damn, i k.f.'ed him after his 2nd or 3rd post. am i missing out on
some fun? whats whack-a-mole?
TomL
"Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
>
Have you ever tried building a project without reporting it here?
"Do drawers *really* need bottoms?"
"Can I get 18 square feet of area out of a 32 sq ft. sheet of plywood?"
"Where can I pay the most for a blurfl?"
"Does having expensive tools make up for lack of skill and talent?"
My kill file alone could fill several... ;~)
"Nova" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Unisaw A100 wrote:
>
> > Tail Gunner Dave wrote:
> > >Ego mania at it's finest!
> >
> > Hmmmmmmmm?
> >
> > UA100, David Eisan Fan Club Member since 1999/Founding
> > Father of The Moron's Bench 2003...
>
> I think I'm going to have to submit a bid on building the "Moron
> Benches". It seems there's a ton of money to be made.
>
> --
> Jack Novak
> Buffalo, NY - USA
>
>
On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 17:24:41 GMT, Scott Cramer
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On 13 Oct 2003, TomL spake unto rec.woodworking:
>
>> damn, i k.f.'ed him after his 2nd or 3rd post. am i missing out on
>> some fun? whats whack-a-mole?
>
> I think it's mashed up avocados.
i'm gonna need a 2nd opinion on that........
TomL
Please do not respond to the troll.
"Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> If I annoy YOU, plonk ME! Follow your own advice. He tells us about
> every thing he buys, or fixes, or builds. Ego mania at it's finest!
>
> and I'll plonk who the f I want to. I don't need your permission or
> direction, thank you.
>
> dave
>
> Morgans wrote:
>
> > "Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >
> >>do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
> >>
> >
> >
> > What's the problem? Are you afraid he is eating up your bandwidth?
> >
> > If he annoys you, plonk him. Scheeez!
>
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 01:54:32 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
wrote:
>bite me. And yes, you are indeed "him"
troll
mordez-moi
dave
Lamont Cranston wrote:
> On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 02:51:36 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>
>>If I annoy YOU, plonk ME! Follow your own advice. He tells us about
>>every thing he buys, or fixes, or builds. Ego mania at it's finest!
>>
>>and I'll plonk who the f I want to. I don't need your permission or
>>direction, thank you.
>>
>
>
>
> troll
>
>
"Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> do you ever sneeze without reporting it to the Wreck??
>
What's the problem? Are you afraid he is eating up your bandwidth?
If he annoys you, plonk him. Scheeez!
--
Jim in NC
"Bay Area Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> If I annoy YOU, plonk ME!
>
> dave
Yep, I think I will. You've been getting on my last nerve for a while, now.
See ya
Oh, by the way, this is a free country, and he can post as oft as he likes.
He doesn't need your permission, oh mighty dave!
--
Jim in NC
"news.verizon.net" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Please do not respond to the troll.
>
>
"Bay Area Dave" is not a troll. He was having a bad day, but a troll he is
not.
Hummmmm. Are you a troll?
--
Jim in NC
"Rick" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Groggy" wrote
>
> > ... Try
> > being constructive for a change, your whining like a jet engine
recently.
> >
>
>
> Uh Greg,
>
> I think you may be wrong there ...
>
> jet engines stop whining from time to time.
>
>
>
> Rick
ROTFLOL!!!!!!