OT From the wife no less...

tiredofspam <nospam.nospam.com> wrote in
news:fp6dnTEsdKKw9U_SnZ2dnUVZ_omdnZ2d@ptd.net:

>
> The phone rings, and the wife answers.
> A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight asshole
> with no hair?"
>
> Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"
>
A former girlfriend told me she once got a call... heavy breathing... "Guess what I'm holding in
my hand?"

She told him, "If you can hold it in *one* hand, I'm not interested!" and hung up.

On Fri, 08 Jun 2012 17:01:30 -0400, tiredofspam <nospam.nospam.com>
wrote:

>
>The phone rings, and the wife answers.
>A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight asshole
>with no hair?"
>
>Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"



Been talking to my wife?