Enjoy
Lew
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Especially for the Canucks
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly
Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's
down.
You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go
back
as priests.
What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring
above the Rocky Mountains ."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of
this week 'count' St. Peter?"
"No I told you the computer's down, There's no way we an keep track of
what you are doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a
stud"
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to
recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them? he asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over
the
Rockies, flying with the eagles.
But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why?" asks the Lord.
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Manitoba"
On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:06:06 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>On 1/28/10 7:50 AM, Han wrote:
>> "Lew Hodgett"<[email protected]> wrote in news:01995ce9$0$5384
>> [email protected]:
>>
>> <snip>
>>>
>>> But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
>>>
>>> "Why?" asks the Lord.
>>>
>>> "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Manitoba"
>>
>> Good one, but I was thinking he'd be nailed in some recently foreclosed
>> home.
>>
>>
>Make it a mobile home, he would be harder to find.
One of the infamous Formaldehyde models from FEMA, eh?
--
It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from
his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.
-- Agnes Repplier
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:01995ce9$0$5384
[email protected]:
<snip>
>
> But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
>
> "Why?" asks the Lord.
>
> "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Manitoba"
Good one, but I was thinking he'd be nailed in some recently foreclosed
home.
--
Best regards
Han
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"Han" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:01995ce9$0$5384
> [email protected]:
>
> <snip>
>>
>> But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
>>
>> "Why?" asks the Lord.
>>
>> "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Manitoba"
>
> Good one, but I was thinking he'd be nailed in some recently foreclosed
> home.
As did I. LOL
On 1/28/10 7:50 AM, Han wrote:
> "Lew Hodgett"<[email protected]> wrote in news:01995ce9$0$5384
> [email protected]:
>
> <snip>
>>
>> But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
>>
>> "Why?" asks the Lord.
>>
>> "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Manitoba"
>
> Good one, but I was thinking he'd be nailed in some recently foreclosed
> home.
>
>
Make it a mobile home, he would be harder to find.
--
Froz...
The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.
The ones they sold the EPA ?
:-)
Martin
Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:06:06 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
> <[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>
>> On 1/28/10 7:50 AM, Han wrote:
>>> "Lew Hodgett"<[email protected]> wrote in news:01995ce9$0$5384
>>> [email protected]:
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>> But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
>>>>
>>>> "Why?" asks the Lord.
>>>>
>>>> "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Manitoba"
>>> Good one, but I was thinking he'd be nailed in some recently foreclosed
>>> home.
>>>
>>>
>> Make it a mobile home, he would be harder to find.
>
> One of the infamous Formaldehyde models from FEMA, eh?
>
> --
> It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from
> his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.
> -- Agnes Repplier