OT: It's Nearly Over

"J. Clarke" wrote
>
> Well, was he buried in a wooden coffin? If so, can someone post the
> construction details?
>
Last night on History Detectives, there was a story on a "grave torpedo". It
was a civil war era explosive device that was placed on top of a coffin. It
was filled with powder through a funnel and a cork placed in it. If any
grave robbers tried to dig up the body, it blew them up. Apparently the
medical colleges at that time needed a constant supply of fresh bodies as
they did not have refrigeration systems to keep the bodies fresh. So
various devices were used to protect the recently deceased.

I wonder what precautions will be used to make sure nobody tries to steal
the pervert king of pop?

On Jul 10, 2:27=A0am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > Those legs would crush your head like an eggshell.
> > classy guy,
>
> Wrong person. Getting crushed by Palin is Robatoy's fantasy. Me? I like t=
he
> Uma Thurman type. She can slice me and dice me any time.

There's a LOT of miles between 'doable' and 'fantasy-desirable'.
Palin does not make it to the *fantasy* column.

On Jul 10, 6:17=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > On Jul 10, 2:27 am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> "jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >>> Those legs would crush your head like an eggshell.
> >>> classy guy,
>
> >> Wrong person. Getting crushed by Palin is Robatoy's fantasy. Me? I
> >> like the Uma Thurman type. She can slice me and dice me any time.
>
> > There's a LOT of miles between 'doable' and 'fantasy-desirable'.
> > Palin does not make it to the *fantasy* column.
>
> It's okay. Conservatism is not contagious. Enjoy.

I kinda like her loonie, flighty, sillyness. I had NO idea that
conservatism brought that on in her.
The things one learns here in The Wreck...

On Jul 8, 8:32=A0am, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:
> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
> was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
> The buried him yesterday.
>
> They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>
> Then, what?
>
> RonB

Then the witch hunts begin. Who was responsible for him killing
himself?
Was he really the ultimate cause for liberalism today?
Did Obama get elected because MJ broke down racial barriers?

Thw MSM is good for a while

RonB <[email protected]> writes:
>It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
>was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
>The buried him yesterday.
>
>They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>
>Then, what?
>

velvet paintings.

scott

On Jul 8, 10:39=A0pm, Mark & Juanita <[email protected]> wrote:
> RonB wrote:
> > It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
> > was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
> > The buried him yesterday.
>
> > They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>
> > Then, what?
>
> > RonB
>
> a) 1 to 2 weeks telling us how he died, autopsy reports, etc. also, where=
,
> is he being buried, etc.
> b) 2 to 4 weeks telling us about the investigation into the doctors and
> other enablers
> c) 3 to 6 weeks telling us about the family feuding over the estate, reco=
rd
> royalties, etc -- all the while playing MJ hits in the background
> d) 8 to 12 weeks on the arrests and results of (b)
>
> =A0 They ought to be able to keep this front and center through at least
> halloween when they have the opportunity to
>
> e) Put together an MJ tribute built around his "Thriller" album and hit
> video
>
> =A0 They'll be milking this through Thanksgiving at least. =A0It will mak=
e a
> great distraction for the masses while the statists in congress take away
> more liberty and freedoms.
>
> --
> If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough



Good Grief. My initial post was trying to be optimistic

But you are all correct. This is going to be a long summer.

Autumn, Winter,.......

RonB

On Jul 9, 1:19=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > On Jul 8, 11:39 pm, Mark & Juanita <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> They'll be milking this through Thanksgiving at least. It will make a
> >> great distraction for the masses while the statists in congress take
> >> away more liberty and freedoms.
>
> > Aww MAN, MUST you dangle that Daneliuk lure?
>
> Heh! Just yesterday on Al Sharpton's radio program, a caller suggested th=
e
> reason Sarah Palin resigned was that her illicit connection to MJ's death
> was about to be made public! Palin's connection to the death of Carl Maul=
den
> suspiciously absent.http://newsrealblog.com/2009/07/09/al-sharpton-show-d=
id-sarah-palin-d...

NICE one...

I hope Bailin' Palin will hang around some more.... talk about a
totally bangable MILF.

> Coverage of his resurrection, of course.

Oh....I forgot about that.


Actually, it would be interesting to see a comparison of cable news
coverage to Jackson's death to the first week after 9/11. Clearly
9/11 got more coverage but I bet the margin would be closer than we
would like to imagine.

The sad part is we also lost a decorated fighter pilot/long-time TV
Icon (Ed McMahon), a study in cancer-fighting courage (Farrah), and a
long-term, award winning actor (Malden); all of which were largely
ignored. What would happen if someone really important passed?

On Jul 9, 4:07=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" wrote:
> >... talk about a
>
> totally bangable MILF.
>
> Only if you wear ear plugs.
>
> Lew

Thighs muffle sound, n'est pas?

J. Clarke wrote:
> RonB wrote:
>> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
>> was dead and what a great guy he was.
>>
>> The buried him yesterday.
>>
>> They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>>
>> Then, what?
>
> Well, was he buried in a wooden coffin? If so, can someone post the
> construction details?
>
I, for one don't believe he was buried. Here are some of the
alternative theories:

* Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin
spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
* Because Jackson ’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down
and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
* Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his
home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the
children’s ward.
* In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down
into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around
his rim.
* In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants
shall be flown at half-mast today.
* Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been
caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
* I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5
year old wiener.
* Micheal Jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
* Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what
he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked
God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five
minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
* MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he
can still get sucked on by kids.
* It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be
melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
* In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new
“McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
* Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so
kids can still twiddle his knob.
* Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently
doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
* Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a
rich white woman.
* Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how
much they wanted for the kids.
* Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early
hours of this morning!
* Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
* What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
* Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have
looked at the man in the mirror.

Robatoy wrote:
> On Jul 10, 6:17 pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Robatoy wrote:
>>> On Jul 10, 2:27 am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> "jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>> Those legs would crush your head like an eggshell.
>>>>> classy guy,
>>
>>>> Wrong person. Getting crushed by Palin is Robatoy's fantasy. Me? I
>>>> like the Uma Thurman type. She can slice me and dice me any time.
>>
>>> There's a LOT of miles between 'doable' and 'fantasy-desirable'.
>>> Palin does not make it to the *fantasy* column.
>>
>> It's okay. Conservatism is not contagious. Enjoy.
>
> I kinda like her loonie, flighty, sillyness. I had NO idea that
> conservatism brought that on in her.
> The things one learns here in The Wreck...

The two have little to do with each other. Think of Margaret Thatcher and
Jeane Kirkpatrick.

"Robatoy" wrote:

>... talk about a
totally bangable MILF.

Only if you wear ear plugs.

Lew

In article <[email protected]>, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:
>It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
>was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
>The buried him yesterday.
>
>They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>
>Then, what?

Coverage of his resurrection, of course.

Upscale wrote:
> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> Thighs muffle sound, n'est pas?
>
> Is that when she sits on you to stop you from escaping her incessant self
> praising rhetoric? Either that or you'd have punctured your own ear drums
> out of sheer desperation to stop the noise.
>
>
Those legs would crush your head like an eggshell.
classy guy,
jo4hn

Robatoy wrote:
> On Jul 10, 2:27 am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> "jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> Those legs would crush your head like an eggshell.
>>> classy guy,
>>
>> Wrong person. Getting crushed by Palin is Robatoy's fantasy. Me? I
>> like the Uma Thurman type. She can slice me and dice me any time.
>
> There's a LOT of miles between 'doable' and 'fantasy-desirable'.
> Palin does not make it to the *fantasy* column.

It's okay. Conservatism is not contagious. Enjoy.

"RonB" wrote:

> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us
> Michael
> was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
> The buried him yesterday.

There is no conformation yet that he has actually been buried.

Lew

RonB wrote:

> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
> was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
> The buried him yesterday.
>
> They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>
> Then, what?
>
> RonB

a) 1 to 2 weeks telling us how he died, autopsy reports, etc. also, where,
is he being buried, etc.
b) 2 to 4 weeks telling us about the investigation into the doctors and
other enablers
c) 3 to 6 weeks telling us about the family feuding over the estate, record
royalties, etc -- all the while playing MJ hits in the background
d) 8 to 12 weeks on the arrests and results of (b)

They ought to be able to keep this front and center through at least
halloween when they have the opportunity to

e) Put together an MJ tribute built around his "Thriller" album and hit
video

They'll be milking this through Thanksgiving at least. It will make a
great distraction for the masses while the statists in congress take away
more liberty and freedoms.


--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough

RonB wrote:
> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
> was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
> The buried him yesterday.
>
> They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>
> Then, what?
>
> RonB
We have YEARS of litigation. I'm gonna go to law school and dip my
wanger into the money pot. Yessireebob!

"Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote in message
> I wonder what precautions will be used to make sure nobody tries to steal
> the pervert king of pop?

Well, let's hope they're good precautions. I'm perfectly happy with any MJ
worshipping grave robber to have an arm blown off and at the same time blow
the little freak into oblivion.

"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> Those legs would crush your head like an eggshell.
> classy guy,

Wrong person. Getting crushed by Palin is Robatoy's fantasy. Me? I like the
Uma Thurman type. She can slice me and dice me any time.

On Jul 8, 11:39=A0pm, Mark & Juanita <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> =A0 They'll be milking this through Thanksgiving at least. =A0It will mak=
e a
> great distraction for the masses while the statists in congress take away
> more liberty and freedoms.
>

Aww MAN, MUST you dangle that Daneliuk lure?

"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> Thighs muffle sound, n'est pas?

Is that when she sits on you to stop you from escaping her incessant self
praising rhetoric? Either that or you'd have punctured your own ear drums
out of sheer desperation to stop the noise.

RonB wrote:
> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us Michael
> was dead and what a great guy he was.
>
> The buried him yesterday.
>
> They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>
> Then, what?

Well, was he buried in a wooden coffin? If so, can someone post the
construction details?

RonB wrote:
>> Coverage of his resurrection, of course.
>
> Oh....I forgot about that.
>
>
> Actually, it would be interesting to see a comparison of cable news
> coverage to Jackson's death to the first week after 9/11. Clearly
> 9/11 got more coverage but I bet the margin would be closer than we
> would like to imagine.
>
> The sad part is we also lost a decorated fighter pilot/long-time TV
> Icon (Ed McMahon), a study in cancer-fighting courage (Farrah), and a
> long-term, award winning actor (Malden); all of which were largely
> ignored. What would happen if someone really important passed?

Geez, Karl Malden died too? Crap.

notbob wrote:
> On 2009-07-08, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Then, what?
>
> Sightings, Flying MJs, etc......
>
> nb
His brain is still laying around somewhere. It didn't go with the body.
maybe it will cause a clone to be made.

Glen wrote:
> J. Clarke wrote:
>> RonB wrote:
>>> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us
>>> Michael was dead and what a great guy he was.
>>>
>>> The buried him yesterday.
>>>
>>> They will spend the next week telling us about the funeral.
>>>
>>> Then, what?
>>
>> Well, was he buried in a wooden coffin? If so, can someone post the
>> construction details?
>>
> I, for one don't believe he was buried. Here are some of the
> alternative theories:
>
> * Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin
> spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
> * Because Jackson ’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down
> and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a
> change. * Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack
> in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the
> children’s ward.
> * In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down
> into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around
> his rim.
> * In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants
> shall be flown at half-mast today.
> * Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been
> caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
> * I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5
> year old wiener.
> * Micheal Jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
> * Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her
> what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah
> asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were
> safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
> * MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so
> he can still get sucked on by kids.
> * It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be
> melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him
> forever. * In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with
> the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old
> buns. * Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A
> Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
> * Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently
> doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he
> died. * Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and
> die a rich white woman.
> * Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked
> how much they wanted for the kids.
> * Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the
> early hours of this morning!
> * Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s
> Hospital!”
> * What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
> * Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have
> looked at the man in the mirror.

Then there's the Men In Black version--he's not dead, he just went home.

On 2009-07-08, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:

> Then, what?

Sightings, Flying MJs, etc......

nb

J. Clarke wrote:
> RonB wrote:

>>...and a long-term, award winning actor (Malden); all of which were largely
>> ignored. What would happen if someone really important passed?
>
> Geez, Karl Malden died too? Crap.

Has anyone told Snoopy?

On Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:20:14 -0700, RonB wrote:

> Actually, it would be interesting to see a comparison of cable news
> coverage to Jackson's death to the first week after 9/11. Clearly 9/11
> got more coverage but I bet the margin would be closer than we would
> like to imagine.

I wonder which would have gotten more coverage if they'd happened at the
same time?

I emailed NBC asking them to let me know when they were finished with MJ
so I could resume watching the news. No response yet :-).

--
Intelligence is an experiment that failed - G. B. Shaw

Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "RonB" wrote:
>
>> It took every news carrier in the country one week to tell us
>> Michael
>> was dead and what a great guy he was.
>>
>> The buried him yesterday.
>
> There is no conformation yet that he has actually been buried.
>
Waiting for the casket cam are you?
;-)

--
Froz...

Robatoy wrote:
> On Jul 8, 11:39 pm, Mark & Juanita <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>> They'll be milking this through Thanksgiving at least. It will make a
>> great distraction for the masses while the statists in congress take
>> away more liberty and freedoms.
>>
>
> Aww MAN, MUST you dangle that Daneliuk lure?

Heh! Just yesterday on Al Sharpton's radio program, a caller suggested the
reason Sarah Palin resigned was that her illicit connection to MJ's death
was about to be made public! Palin's connection to the death of Carl Maulden
suspiciously absent.
http://newsrealblog.com/2009/07/09/al-sharpton-show-did-sarah-palin-do-something-to-michael-jackson/