RE: Subject
No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
Redondo Beach in SoCal.
Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
The following is self explanatory.
------------------------------
Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
King Harbor.
Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
suffocated.
As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
bottom,
estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
interesting.
Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
Lew
In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Lew, invite Barry to talk to them. His speeches really suck, so hook a
> vacuum cleaner hose to him. Problem solved!
Maybe modify one of these puppies?
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQ70JJpa0M>
Could it be the fish sensed the impending earthquake in Japan
and tried to get away before it hit?
Just a thought.
Marty
On 3/9/2011 6:52 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> RE: Subject
>
> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
> The following is self explanatory.
> ------------------------------
> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
> King Harbor.
>
> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
> suffocated.
>
> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
> bottom,
> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
> interesting.
>
> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>
> Lew
>
>
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "Marty" wrote:
>
>> Could it be the fish sensed the impending earthquake in Japan
>> and tried to get away before it hit?
>>
>> Just a thought.
>> Marty
> ---------------------------------
> If so, why only the sardines?
>
> What about the other fish in the ocean?
>
Their sense must not be as good...
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
"Gerald Ross" wrote:
> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled
> bricks
> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
-------------------------------
You forgot the 500, Model 12, 12 ga, Winchesters along 50 boxes of #4
shot, 12 ga shells per Model 12 to clear out the cats afterwards.
Don't want to do just half the job.
Lew
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> RE: Subject
>
> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
> The following is self explanatory.
> ------------------------------
> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
> King Harbor.
>
> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
> suffocated.
>
> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the bottom,
> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
> interesting.
>
> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>
> Lew
Convene a meeting of the greenies. Hold a gun to them. Force them to eat
said fish. Deny them medical care. Hopefully one environmental problem will
take care of the other.
On 3/9/2011 8:52 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article<[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Lew, invite Barry to talk to them. His speeches really suck, so hook a
>> vacuum cleaner hose to him. Problem solved!
>
> Maybe modify one of these puppies?
>
> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQ70JJpa0M>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRtymuRMZiE&feature=related
On 3/10/2011 12:32 AM, Just Wondering wrote:
> On 3/9/2011 8:52 PM, Dave Balderstone wrote:
>> In article<[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Lew, invite Barry to talk to them. His speeches really suck, so hook a
>>> vacuum cleaner hose to him. Problem solved!
>>
>> Maybe modify one of these puppies?
>>
>> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQ70JJpa0M>
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRtymuRMZiE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE
I previously wrote:
======================
> RE: Subject
>
> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
> The following is self explanatory.
> ------------------------------
> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
> King Harbor.
>
> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
> suffocated.
>
> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
> bottom,
> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
> interesting.
>
> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
======================
A solution seems to be at hand.
Major big time truck mounted air compressors have been brought to feed
air lances (Think oxygen lance for a BOF furnace in a steel mill),
along with vacuum trucks normally used for sewer work.
These lances go to the bottom where the aerate the piles of dead fish,
driving them to the surface where the vacuum trucks suck the fish up.
The air lances appear to be a success, the vac trucks, not so much.
The vac trucks are picking up not only the floating fish, but also a
lot of surface water which is slowing down the process; however,
overall, progress is being made.
Lew
On Wed, 9 Mar 2011 15:52:30 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>RE: Subject
>
>No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
>Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
>The following is self explanatory.
>------------------------------
>Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>King Harbor.
>
>Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>suffocated.
>
>As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>bottom,
>estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
>When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>interesting.
>
>Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>
>Lew
Respirator with Vanilla filters? Just in case.
Mark
On Sat, 12 Mar 2011 15:23:50 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Marty" wrote:
>
>> Could it be the fish sensed the impending earthquake in Japan
>> and tried to get away before it hit?
>>
>> Just a thought.
>> Marty
>---------------------------------
>If so, why only the sardines?
The same amount of ESP that put 'em in cans.
>What about the other fish in the ocean?
No ESP.
--
Whomsoever controls the volume of money in any country is
absolute master of all industry and commerce and when you
realize that the entire system is very easily controlled,
one way or another, by a few powerful men at the top, you
will not have to be told how periods of inflation and
depression originate. --James Garfield
On Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:52:30 -0800, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> RE: Subject
>
> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
> The following is self explanatory.
> ------------------------------
> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
> King Harbor.
>
> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
> suffocated.
>
> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
> bottom,
> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
> interesting.
>
> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom before
> that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>
> Lew
Put BP in charge of the cleanup, they'll deny them out of
existence.
basilisk
--
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse
In article <[email protected]>,
Lobby Dosser <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Gerald Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>> RE: Subject
>>>
>>> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>>> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>>>
>>> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>>>
>>> The following is self explanatory.
>>> ------------------------------
>>> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>>> King Harbor.
>>>
>>> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>>> suffocated.
>>>
>>> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>>> bottom,
>>> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>>>
>>> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>>> interesting.
>>>
>>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>>>
>>> Lew
>>>
>>>
>> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled bricks
>> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
>> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
>
>Who rounds up the cats?
>
*THAT* has an obvious answer! EDS has the expertise for the job.
see: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8>
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> RE: Subject
>
> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
> The following is self explanatory.
> ------------------------------
> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
> King Harbor.
>
> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
> suffocated.
>
> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
> bottom,
> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
> interesting.
>
> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>
> Lew
>
>
1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled bricks
2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA
Don't question authority, it doesn't
know either.
Gerald Ross wrote:
> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> RE: Subject
>>
>> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>>
>> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>>
>> The following is self explanatory.
>> ------------------------------
>> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>> King Harbor.
>>
>> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>> suffocated.
>>
>> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>> bottom,
>> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>>
>> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>> interesting.
>>
>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>>
>> Lew
>>
>>
> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled bricks
> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
>
I meant to say, "homeless cats".
--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA
Don't question authority, it doesn't
know either.
On Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:31:50 -0600, "HeyBub" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> "Gerald Ross" wrote:
>>
>>> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled
>>> bricks
>>> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
>>> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
>>
>> -------------------------------
>> You forgot the 500, Model 12, 12 ga, Winchesters along 50 boxes of #4
>> shot, 12 ga shells per Model 12 to clear out the cats afterwards.
>>
>> Don't want to do just half the job.
>>
>
>Experts say that's unacceptable.
>
>I stood behind R. Lee Ermey at a trade show and asked:
>
>"Lee, you might have heard that a Minnesota legislator has introduced a bill
>to provide for an open hunting season on feral cats. I'm putting together a
>celebrity cat-call tape for this new group of hunters. Would you be willing
>to record "Here, kitty-kitty" for the project?"
>
>He put down his autographing pen. He slowly turned. He fixed me with a
>penetrating stare. He said: "That is the most fucked-up idea I have EVER
>heard."
>
>Oh well...
>
Oh my and given that he was a Marine Drill instructor, think of all
the "fucked up ideas" he has heard.
Markn
On Mar 10, 10:31=A0am, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I stood behind R. Lee Ermey at a trade show and asked:
>
> "Lee, you might have heard that a Minnesota legislator has introduced a b=
ill
> to provide for an open hunting season on feral cats. I'm putting together=
a
> celebrity cat-call tape for this new group of hunters. Would you be willi=
ng
> to record "Here, kitty-kitty" for the project?"
>
> He put down his autographing pen. He slowly turned. He fixed me with a
> penetrating stare. He said: "That is the most fucked-up idea I have EVER
> heard."
Obviously he doesn't read your newsgroup postings.
R
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "Gerald Ross" wrote:
>
>> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled
>> bricks
>> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
>> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
>
> -------------------------------
> You forgot the 500, Model 12, 12 ga, Winchesters along 50 boxes of #4
> shot, 12 ga shells per Model 12 to clear out the cats afterwards.
>
> Don't want to do just half the job.
>
Experts say that's unacceptable.
I stood behind R. Lee Ermey at a trade show and asked:
"Lee, you might have heard that a Minnesota legislator has introduced a bill
to provide for an open hunting season on feral cats. I'm putting together a
celebrity cat-call tape for this new group of hunters. Would you be willing
to record "Here, kitty-kitty" for the project?"
He put down his autographing pen. He slowly turned. He fixed me with a
penetrating stare. He said: "That is the most fucked-up idea I have EVER
heard."
Oh well...
On 3/9/2011 7:19 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> I wrote:
>
>>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
> -------------------------------
>
> "dpb" wrote:
>
>>
>> I'd think hydraulic dredging first...
> -----------------------------
> Fails the eco friendly requirement.
Then let 'em go...can't get no more eco-friendly than that.
--
"Gerald Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> RE: Subject
>>
>> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>>
>> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>>
>> The following is self explanatory.
>> ------------------------------
>> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>> King Harbor.
>>
>> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>> suffocated.
>>
>> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>> bottom,
>> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>>
>> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>> interesting.
>>
>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>>
>> Lew
>>
>>
> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled bricks
> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
Who rounds up the cats?
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> RE: Subject
>
> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
> The following is self explanatory.
> ------------------------------
> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
> King Harbor.
>
> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
> suffocated.
>
> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the bottom,
> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
> interesting.
>
> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>
> Lew
>
>
Have everyone in California adopt one.
--
Ever wonder why doctors, dentists and lawyers have to Practice so much? Ever
wonder why you let them Practice on You?
"Robert Bonomi" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Lobby Dosser <[email protected]> wrote:
>>"Gerald Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>>> RE: Subject
>>>>
>>>> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>>>> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>>>>
>>>> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>>>>
>>>> The following is self explanatory.
>>>> ------------------------------
>>>> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>>>> King Harbor.
>>>>
>>>> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>>>> suffocated.
>>>>
>>>> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>>>> bottom,
>>>> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>>>>
>>>> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>>>> interesting.
>>>>
>>>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>>>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>>>>
>>>> Lew
>>>>
>>>>
>>> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled bricks
>>> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
>>> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
>>
>>Who rounds up the cats?
>>
>
> *THAT* has an obvious answer! EDS has the expertise for the job.
>
> see: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8>
Always loved that ad! Reminded me so much of managing programmers.
--
Ever wonder why doctors, dentists and lawyers have to Practice so much? Ever
wonder why you let them Practice on You?
On Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:52:22 -0600, Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Lew, invite Barry to talk to them. His speeches really suck, so hook a
>> vacuum cleaner hose to him. Problem solved!
>
>Maybe modify one of these puppies?
>
><http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQ70JJpa0M>
Har! But why use that when Barry's available? He's always using Air
Farce One to suck gasoline out of the reserves go get there, too.
--
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> RE: Subject
>
> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
> The following is self explanatory.
> ------------------------------
> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
> King Harbor.
>
> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
> suffocated.
>
> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the bottom,
> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
> interesting.
>
> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>
> Lew
When they surface, get BP to spray an oil slick and toss a lit match in the
mix. Fish Fry!
On Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:22:47 -0500, Gerald Ross <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> RE: Subject
>>
>> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>>
>> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>>
>> The following is self explanatory.
>> ------------------------------
>> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>> King Harbor.
>>
>> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>> suffocated.
>>
>> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>> bottom,
>> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>>
>> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>> interesting.
>>
>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>>
>> Lew
>>
>>
>1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled bricks
>2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
>3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
Y'know, I'm kinda wondering why Governor Moonbeam hasn't taken over
the project. How's he working out, I wonder?
--
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier
On Wed, 9 Mar 2011 22:12:32 -0800, "Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>"Gerald Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>> RE: Subject
>>>
>>> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>>> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>>>
>>> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>>>
>>> The following is self explanatory.
>>> ------------------------------
>>> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>>> King Harbor.
>>>
>>> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>>> suffocated.
>>>
>>> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>>> bottom,
>>> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>>>
>>> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>>> interesting.
>>>
>>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>>>
>>> Lew
>>>
>>>
>> 1. Wall off the harbor with a plastic boom filled with recycled bricks
>> 2. Use a wind-powered pump to drain the harbor
>> 3. Truck in 20,000 neutered stray cats using electric vehicles.
>
>Who rounds up the cats?
They end up being served in burritos on the local roach coaches.
--
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier
On Wed, 9 Mar 2011 20:34:02 -0500, "Lee Michaels"
<leemichaels*nadaspam* at comcast dot net> wrote:
>
>
>"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> RE: Subject
>>
>> No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>> Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>>
>> Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>>
>> The following is self explanatory.
>> ------------------------------
>> Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>> King Harbor.
>>
>> Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>> suffocated.
>>
>> As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the bottom,
>> estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>>
>> When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>> interesting.
>>
>> Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>> before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
>>
>> Lew
>
>Convene a meeting of the greenies. Hold a gun to them. Force them to eat
>said fish. Deny them medical care. Hopefully one environmental problem will
>take care of the other.
I like it!
I'm wondering why the Asian cooks in the area haven't snagged all the
remains (including the lovely fish heads) for their soup yet, though.
--
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Leon" wrote:
>
>> When they surface, get BP to spray an oil slick and toss a lit match in
>> the mix. Fish Fry!
> -----------------------------
> You'll never get an open burn permit from the South Coast Air Quality
> Management District.
>
> Lew
>
>
Probably because it would stink up the air, right? ;~)
On Wed, 9 Mar 2011 15:52:30 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>RE: Subject
>
>No doubt most of you have heard of the fish kill at Kings Harbor in
>Redondo Beach in SoCal.
>
>Here is an opportunity to get the creative juices flowing.
>
>The following is self explanatory.
>------------------------------
>Best guess is that fish were being chased by a natural predator into
>King Harbor.
>
>Once inside, high winds 30-50 MPH sustained, trapped fish and they
>suffocated.
>
>As of today, surface is clear; however, there are dead fish on the
>bottom,
>estimated to be at least 2-3 ft deep.
>
>When they bloom later this week, things are going to get very
>interesting.
>
>Any eco friendly ideas of how to get the dead fish off the bottom
>before that happens would be appreciated by those involved.
Lew, invite Barry to talk to them. His speeches really suck, so hook a
vacuum cleaner hose to him. Problem solved!
P.S: Be sure to included backup teleprompter systems.
--
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier
RicodJour wrote:
> On Mar 10, 10:31 am, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> I stood behind R. Lee Ermey at a trade show and asked:
>>
>> "Lee, you might have heard that a Minnesota legislator has
>> introduced a bill to provide for an open hunting season on feral
>> cats. I'm putting together a celebrity cat-call tape for this new
>> group of hunters. Would you be willing to record "Here, kitty-kitty"
>> for the project?"
>>
>> He put down his autographing pen. He slowly turned. He fixed me with
>> a penetrating stare. He said: "That is the most fucked-up idea I
>> have EVER heard."
>
> Obviously he doesn't read your newsgroup postings.
>
Evidently. You, on the other hand, well... there can be no comparison.