Enjoy
Lew
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a
field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle
of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!''
.
.
.
.
'I don't remember much after that.'
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Enjoy
>
> Lew
>
> ------------------------------------
> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
> multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
> tightly around his throat.
>
> Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
>
> 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
> when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a
> field of cattle.
>
> We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
> noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
>
> 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
> ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle
> of the cow's fanny.
>
> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
> "Hey, this looks like yours!''
> .
ROTFL!!
Was a course in England where I regularly sliced into a cow pasture. Tenth
hole at Ogbourne St. George. On the 18th hole I'd be hitting trucks on the
adjacent road.