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Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent
their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and
they moved to Florida.
Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but it's strapped to the
ground.
They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because they
don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it
fixed because it is all okay now.
They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it
with
hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
And they eat the same thing every night - early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot
luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
retardment and
says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
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