Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
> <[email protected]> calmly ranted:
>
>
>>In article <[email protected]>, "Lee" <[email protected]>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>>>where I could get these??
>>
>>I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
>>forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
>
>
> You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
> don't you, Owie?
>
> I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
>
It's not realy the length, I'm told. It's the thickness.
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>
Lee (his "real" name) wrote:
>Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>where I could get these??
You could start by dropping down into the hood (or a truck
stop) and see if someone would let you borrow their mud
flaps.
http://www.emitations.com/sosimudflgip.html?src=ggl&engine=adwords!1585&keyword=%28mud+flap%29&match_type=
>Thank You
Oh no "Lee", the pleasure has been/will continue to be ours.
Please, keep then "coming".
UA100
(!) perhaps a tracing?....
--
Greg
"Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
> Thank You
> Lee
>
"Luigi Zanasi" wrote in message ...
> On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
> <[email protected]> scribbled:
>
>>(!) perhaps a tracing?....
>
> So, that's how you did it!
>
> (Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.)
Darn! The memories in this place!
--------------------
G'day Luigi, how goes the Hammuh?
cheers,
Groggy
"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
> In article ,
> Larry Jaques wrote:
>
>> You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
>> don't you, Owie?
>
> The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.
>
>> I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
>
> Yep.
Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'
Popcorn anyone?
Groggy
"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
> Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely
> post much these days myself.
It does seem like a while, things have been particularly busy this year. I
still read the wreck, but don't engage as much. Sadly, HWSRUN and some heavy
political threads have removed a little of the lustre. Still, I like to read
and follow the goings-on.
cheers,
Greg
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
<[email protected]> scribbled:
>(!) perhaps a tracing?....
So, that's how you did it!
(Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.)
Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
Lee wrote:
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
> Thank You
> Lee
alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-)
Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded pictures.
Which could be an interesting experience in itself.
--RC
Lee wrote:
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
> Thank You
> Lee
When someone asks for scroll saw patterns I usually suggest that they check
some children's' coloring books. I thought I's give "Google" a shot.
Amazing...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%2Berotic+%2B%22coloring+books%22&btnG=Search
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Buffalo, NY - USA
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pray4surf wrote:
> "Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> : Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> : where I could get these??
> : Thank You
> : Lee
> :
> I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use
> a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface...
<snip>
You can indeed. That's typically how I transfer patterns to wood for relief
carving. It's got the added advantage that you can make several copies of the
pattern, all exactly alike.
Two caveats about this method. First, drag out your scraper and scrape the
surface of the board as smooth as you can get it. The transfer doesn't take well
on an uneven surface. Second, get your iron very, very hot. "Linen" setting or
better. In my experience it works better than the medium setting.
(And if you want to keep peace in your household, go to the thrift store and
pick up an old iron just for pattern transfer.)
--RC
>
>
> Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-)
>
> Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos.
>
> Rick
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On Sat, 9 Oct 2004 13:51:35 -0500, "Lee" <[email protected]> calmly
ranted:
>Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>where I could get these??
Rent 10 minutes of a local hooker's time and take pics.
Translate those to scroll work and satisfy the guy.
DON'T tell your wife about it.
Or send the money to me. I'll find the gal, take the pics,
digitize them for you, and send them along via email.
All in the name of fine woodworking. ;)
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Maybe Apeman's present squeeze would be interested in making a few easy
bucks?
"Rick Cook" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Lee wrote:
>
> > Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone
know
> > where I could get these??
> > Thank You
> > Lee
>
> alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-)
>
> Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded
pictures.
> Which could be an interesting experience in itself.
>
> --RC
>
>
Nova <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Lee wrote:
>
>> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone
>> know where I could get these??
>> Thank You
>> Lee
>
> When someone asks for scroll saw patterns I usually suggest that they
> check some children's' coloring books. I thought I's give "Google" a
> shot. Amazing...
>
> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%2Berotic+%2B%2
> 2coloring+books%22&btnG=Search
>
> --
> Jack Novak
> Buffalo, NY - USA
> (Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply)
>
>
>
Right about now there are a whole bunch of folks wondering about the
sudden increase in their site traffic ...
Nudge nudge... wink wink..... say no more ;-)
Buddy Matlosz wrote:
> "Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>>where I could get these??
>>Thank You
>>Lee
>
>
> Yeah...............sure.............a customer....
>
> B.
>
>
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:
>In article <[email protected]>, "Lee" <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>> where I could get these??
>
>I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
>forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
don't you, Owie?
I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
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----------
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:
>(!) perhaps a tracing?....
Rubbing would be better.
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:54:21 +1000, "Greg Millen"
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:
>"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
>> In article ,
>> Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>>> You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
>>> don't you, Owie?
>>
>> The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.
>>
>>> I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
>>
>> Yep.
>
>
>Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'
>
>Popcorn anyone?
Nah, I'm trying to keep my girlish figure.
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----------
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In article <[email protected]>, "Lee" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____
The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
>I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
>forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
>
>--
>Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
>____
>
>The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
>we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required
scrollsaw:
http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920
GTO(John)
On 10 Oct 2004 04:33:37 GMT, [email protected] (GTO69RA4) calmly
ranted:
>>I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
>>forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
>>
>>--
>>Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
>>____
>>
>>The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
>>we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
>
>I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required
>scrollsaw:
>
>http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920
One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if
one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a
pukey-duckmaker!
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 08:49:58 -0700, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if
>one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a
>pukey-duckmaker!
...or a pukey-dickmaker...
Regards,
Tom.
"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (GTO69RA4) wrote:
> I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required
> scrollsaw:
>
> http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920
HEY! Keep that Oliver away from my Johnson.
(BTW, that Oliver's a beaut.)
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____
The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
In article <[email protected]>,
Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
> don't you, Owie?
The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.
> I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
Yep.
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____
The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
In article <[email protected]>,
Unisaw A100 <[email protected]> wrote:
> You mean like the one in this picture?
>
> http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=54
>
> Just trying to keep it wooddorking, ya know?
Mine's prettier, if I do say so myself.
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____
The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
In article <[email protected]>,
Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> All in the name of fine woodworking. ;)
Slight correction Lair-ee:
All in the fine name of working wood. ;)
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____
The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
In article <1097387672.hCgnxzUfUGWZZjxiTg4fKQ@teranews>,
"Greg Millen" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'
>
> Popcorn anyone?
Don't skimp on the butter and salt!
> Groggy
Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely
post much these days myself.
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____
The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:30:35 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:
>In article <[email protected]>,
> Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>> All in the name of fine woodworking. ;)
>
>Slight correction Lair-ee:
>All in the fine name of working wood. ;)
There's a difference?
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> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
> Thank You
> Lee
>
>
Just buy some porno mags, flip through before you buy them to make sure
[whoever] is in the positions you desire [them] to be in. Then cut out the right
pictures and trace the outlines onto the wood, then cut awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Oh wait a minute... "customer"? heh heh, sorry.
Alex
"Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
> Thank You
> Lee
Yeah...............sure.............a customer....
B.
"Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
: Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
: where I could get these??
: Thank You
: Lee
:
I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use
a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface...
Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-)
Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos.
Rick
--
Computer recommends - Hard drinking calypso poet