To: Lew Hodgett
On Saturday, December 6, 2014 4:53:32 PM UTC-6, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> If it fits.....................
>
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> -------------------------------------------
> I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this
> morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
>
> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we
> used to enjoy together.
>
> I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting
> up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
>
> "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
>
> "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said,
> "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw
> me.
>
> Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
>
> She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the
> challenge".
>
> "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a
> few
> inches wider these days!
>
> Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging,
> my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great
> Dane!"
>
> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
>
> She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute,
> and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
>
> Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
>
>
> So I told her to fuck off!
What a Jerk !!
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