LH

"Lew Hodgett"

05/02/2011 11:55 PM

O/T: Shrink vs Bartender

Enjoy

Lew
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR
OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.

SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems.

Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.

I'm scared.

I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able
to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
awful lot of money!

A bartender cured me for $10.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and
bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -

Ain't nobody under there now!!!'

FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!



This topic has 4 replies

Pp

Puckdropper

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 05/02/2011 11:55 PM

07/02/2011 1:08 AM

"George W Frost" <[email protected]> wrote in news:ATG3p.9897$gM3.7893
@viwinnwfe01.internal.bigpond.com:

>
>
> Why spend your money on drinks when you can get free advice here
> Thanks Lew, just cut the legs off my bed
>
>

If you built your bed with the legs really tall, you could easily see there
weren't no one under there. :-) All ya need is a couple a tuba fores...

Puckdropper

Pp

Puckdropper

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 05/02/2011 11:55 PM

07/02/2011 12:53 PM

"George W Frost" <[email protected]> wrote in news:LKI3p.9906
[email protected]:

>
> "Puckdropper" <puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> If you built your bed with the legs really tall, you could easily see
>> there
>> weren't no one under there. :-) All ya need is a couple a tuba
fores...
>>
>> Puckdropper
>
> A cuppla tuba fores.........
> You blowing your own trumpet here?
>
>
>

Well... it just happens that my bed is made out of 2x4s, plywood and a
mattress. Built it in college as a loft style because I didn't have much
space in my room. *grin*

If you're not woodworking inclined (you probably wouldn't be here) you
could simply rest the bed on a couple of concrete blocks. :-)

Puckdropper

GW

"George W Frost"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 05/02/2011 11:55 PM

07/02/2011 11:18 AM


"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ----------------------------------------
>
> EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR
> OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
>
> SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
>
> 'I've got problems.
>
> Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
>
> I'm scared.
>
> I think I'm going crazy.'
>
> 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
>
> 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able
> to get rid of those fears..'
>
> 'How much do you charge?'
>
> 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
>
> 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
>
> Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
>
> 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
> having?' he asked.
>
> 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
> awful lot of money!
>
> A bartender cured me for $10.
>
> I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and
> bought me a new pickup!'
>
> 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
> did a bartender cure you?'
>
> 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -
>
> Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
>
> FORGET THE SHRINKS..
>
> HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
>
>


Why spend your money on drinks when you can get free advice here
Thanks Lew, just cut the legs off my bed

GW

"George W Frost"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 05/02/2011 11:55 PM

07/02/2011 1:25 PM


"Puckdropper" <puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "George W Frost" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:ATG3p.9897$gM3.7893
> @viwinnwfe01.internal.bigpond.com:
>
>>
>>
>> Why spend your money on drinks when you can get free advice here
>> Thanks Lew, just cut the legs off my bed
>>
>>
>
> If you built your bed with the legs really tall, you could easily see
> there
> weren't no one under there. :-) All ya need is a couple a tuba fores...
>
> Puckdropper

A cuppla tuba fores.........
You blowing your own trumpet here?


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