Enjoy
Lew
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR
OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
'I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able
to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and
bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -
Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
"George W Frost" <[email protected]> wrote in news:ATG3p.9897$gM3.7893
@viwinnwfe01.internal.bigpond.com:
>
>
> Why spend your money on drinks when you can get free advice here
> Thanks Lew, just cut the legs off my bed
>
>
If you built your bed with the legs really tall, you could easily see there
weren't no one under there. :-) All ya need is a couple a tuba fores...
Puckdropper
"George W Frost" <[email protected]> wrote in news:LKI3p.9906
[email protected]:
>
> "Puckdropper" <puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> If you built your bed with the legs really tall, you could easily see
>> there
>> weren't no one under there. :-) All ya need is a couple a tuba
fores...
>>
>> Puckdropper
>
> A cuppla tuba fores.........
> You blowing your own trumpet here?
>
>
>
Well... it just happens that my bed is made out of 2x4s, plywood and a
mattress. Built it in college as a loft style because I didn't have much
space in my room. *grin*
If you're not woodworking inclined (you probably wouldn't be here) you
could simply rest the bed on a couple of concrete blocks. :-)
Puckdropper
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ----------------------------------------
>
> EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR
> OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
>
> SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
>
> 'I've got problems.
>
> Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
>
> I'm scared.
>
> I think I'm going crazy.'
>
> 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
>
> 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able
> to get rid of those fears..'
>
> 'How much do you charge?'
>
> 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
>
> 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
>
> Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
>
> 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
> having?' he asked.
>
> 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
> awful lot of money!
>
> A bartender cured me for $10.
>
> I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and
> bought me a new pickup!'
>
> 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
> did a bartender cure you?'
>
> 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -
>
> Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
>
> FORGET THE SHRINKS..
>
> HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
>
>
Why spend your money on drinks when you can get free advice here
Thanks Lew, just cut the legs off my bed
"Puckdropper" <puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "George W Frost" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:ATG3p.9897$gM3.7893
> @viwinnwfe01.internal.bigpond.com:
>
>>
>>
>> Why spend your money on drinks when you can get free advice here
>> Thanks Lew, just cut the legs off my bed
>>
>>
>
> If you built your bed with the legs really tall, you could easily see
> there
> weren't no one under there. :-) All ya need is a couple a tuba fores...
>
> Puckdropper
A cuppla tuba fores.........
You blowing your own trumpet here?