uU

[email protected] (UNCLE TOM)

02/08/2003 9:12 AM

ALAN BROWNE'S TEETH

HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?

HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891

ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?


This topic has 60 replies

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 3:37 PM

Good one!

You ARE a joker!



Say are you a woodworker?


On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 19:33:16 GMT, [email protected] (David
Meiland) wrote:

>Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Which one is unrelated and we can snip it.
>
>How about stick with the dentistry group and leave the rest of us
>happily in the dark?
>---
>David Meiland
>Oakland, California
>http://davidmeiland.com/
>
>**Check the reply address before sending mail

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 2:31 PM

Which one is unrelated and we can snip it.

I am still counting on the woodworking group to step forward and carve
us a set of wooden teeth.


Joel

On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 09:38:14 -0700, J. A. Mc. <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 17:48:52 -0400, Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.
><[email protected]> found these unused words floating about:
>
>>Yup the Canadian dentists are annoyed ......... I just saw an entire
>>gaggle of them at Tim Horton's .........
>>
>>
>>
>>On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 19:34:26 GMT, "Dave"
>><[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>This strikes me as a low blow.
>>>
>>>"UNCLE TOM" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected]...
>>>> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>>>> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>>>>
>>>> HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>>>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>>>>
>>>> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>>>> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>>>> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>>>
>Could tyou post to a few more unrelate groups?

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

hH

[email protected] (HAIRY ASSHOLE)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

30/10/2003 1:44 AM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote

> >> > Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
> >> > makeover. His woman is a fox.
>
> >> > >And here is his lady, nude:
> >> > >
> >> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
> >> > >
> >> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg

Not bad. Not great either.

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

04/08/2003 5:33 PM

Good one!

Alan can always get his teeth
fixed, but getting one's brain
fixed is much harder!


On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 14:32:23 -0400, Alan Browne
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>
>CAMERA EXPERT wrote:
>> Yo man you got some funky choppers. What is up with them big gums of yours?
>>
>
>I dunno. What's up with your big funky stupidity?

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

rJ

[email protected] (Jack the Breeder)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

19/10/2003 7:19 PM

> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
> >
> > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> > >
> > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> > >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> > >
> > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?


From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (Jack the Breeder) on 19/10/2003 7:19 PM

01/11/2003 7:51 AM

You "could" do better if .... what?

On 1 Nov 2003 04:35:24 -0800, [email protected]
(Bandicoot) wrote:

>[email protected] (HAIRY ASSHOLE) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>> > >> > Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
>> > >> > makeover. His woman is a fox.
>>
>> > >> > >And here is his lady, nude:
>> > >> > >
>> > >> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
>> > >> > >
>> > >> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg
>>
>> Not bad. Not great either.
>
>I could do better.

--
Joel M. Eichen, .
Philadelphia PA

DISCLAIMER FOLLOWS:

*********

Dental health-related material
is provided for information purposes
only and does not necessarily
represent endorsement by or an official
position of the SciMedDentistry gang
or any other official agency either
actual or fictitious or Steve Mancuso.

Advice on the treatment or care
of an individual patient should
be obtained through consultation
with a dentist who has examined
that patient or is familiar with
that patient's dental history.

STANDARD DISCLAIMER

IG

[email protected] (GreaseBall Italian)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

29/09/2003 7:35 AM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote >

>
> >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> >
> >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> >
> >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?

YUKK!

cC

[email protected] (CAMERA EXPERT)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 9:13 PM

> LOL. Color is so hard to get right from Kodak gold.

Don't blame the film. Your teeth look like hell. Your gums are too
big. And the teeth may be white and straight, but they look very
uneven at the tips...sort of like fangs. They all appear to be
different lengths. If I were you I would not smile with my mouth open.
Better yet, stay BEHIND the camera, not in front of it. A model you
are not.

How is life up there in SARS country, Alan?

cC

[email protected] (CAMERA EXPERT)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

04/08/2003 10:59 AM

Yo man you got some funky choppers. What is up with them big gums of yours?


[email protected] (UNCLE TOM) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>
> HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>
> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?

PH

Paul Heslop

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 12:15 AM

buh

--
Paul. (Don't function anymore)
--------------------------------------------------------------
Not what it seems...
http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/

AB

Alan Browne

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 9:31 AM



UNCLE TOM wrote:
> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>
> HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>
> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?




LOL. Color is so hard to get right from Kodak gold. Dentists are
private in Canada. Me? Well, let's see I have 0 cavities/fillings and
1 root-c from a bike accident. Other than the annual, dentists don't
make much from me. Teeth are white, bright straight and very healthy.

Have a nice day.

AB

Alan Browne

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 10:15 AM


Joel, you have had the ugly barb of a troll deeply run through your
cheek. Trolls come in a variety of sub spieces, this one is a coward.
Trolls of the coward type are most often other NG participants who have
backed themselves into a corner, have been called on it, and then lash
out, as this miserable shit has. The time proven way to deal with
trolls is to not feed them.

Cheers,
Alan



Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. wrote:
> Ah, ah, ah-h-h-h- Uncle Tom.......
>
> How well do you know ALAN BROWNE anyway?
> It sounds very intimately .......
>
>
>
> On 2 Aug 2003 19:19:06 -0700, [email protected] (UNCLE
> TOM) wrote:
>
>
>>Alan, your teeth are fucking nasty! Why are your gums so damn pink and nasty?
>
>

AB

Alan Browne

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 11:41 AM



Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. wrote:
> On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 10:15:13 -0400, Alan Browne
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> Actually, the misearable shit is fairly clever in his stupidity!
>
> Joel
>
>

The "better" trolls are rarely stupid. But they are always trolls.

AB

Alan Browne

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

04/08/2003 9:08 AM



CAMERA EXPERT wrote:
>>LOL. Color is so hard to get right from Kodak gold.
>
>
> Don't blame the film. Your teeth look like hell. Your gums are too
> big. And the teeth may be white and straight, but they look very
> uneven at the tips...sort of like fangs. They all appear to be
> different lengths. If I were you I would not smile with my mouth open.
> Better yet, stay BEHIND the camera, not in front of it. A model you
> are not.
>
> How is life up there in SARS country, Alan?

Amazing what *you* can tell from a that photo.

SARS? That's Toronto and they seem to managing the crisis just fine.
Hats off to them. As Toronto is the largest city in Canada, with a lot
of travelers going through, its potential to have spread the disease to
the rest of Canada, the US and Europe is very high. They've managed the
crisis extremely well.

Why I post my photo, and that particular one, is my business. If you
don't like it, if you don't like me, say so and get on with your empty life.

It appears that a whole shitload of tiny minded cowardly trolls have
decided to launch an attack on me, but it is more likely the fevered
effort of a single turd. Well, attack away. I really, really don't care.

Your "handle" is Camera Expert (Ironically the name of a chain of camera
stores here that went bankrupt a few years ago...) so why don't you
stick to what you claim to know.

Cheers,
Alan.

AB

Alan Browne

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

04/08/2003 9:41 AM



Skip Middleton wrote:
> I started to ask why he was so concerned with the condition of your teeth
> and gums, but decided that your above advice was germane, even before you
> posted it, and refrained.
>

Cheers,
Alan

AB

Alan Browne

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

04/08/2003 2:32 PM



CAMERA EXPERT wrote:
> Yo man you got some funky choppers. What is up with them big gums of yours?
>

I dunno. What's up with your big funky stupidity?

pD

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

07/11/2003 7:12 PM

> > > Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
> > > >
> > > > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> > > > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> > > > >
> > > > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> > > > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> > > > >
> > > > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> > > > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> > > > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
> >
> >
> > From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!
>
> Really gross teeth.

Really gross guy!

pD

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

08/11/2003 7:31 AM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Who?
>
> You or me?
>
>
> >> > > > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> >> > > > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891

> >Really gross guy!

Alan Browne

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

02/08/2003 5:48 PM

Yup the Canadian dentists are annoyed ......... I just saw an entire
gaggle of them at Tim Horton's .........



On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 19:34:26 GMT, "Dave"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>This strikes me as a low blow.
>
>"UNCLE TOM" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>>
>> HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>>
>> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

13/11/2003 12:56 PM

.... and I am laughing out loud!


On 13 Nov 2003 15:29:28 GMT, George Kerby <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On 11/13/03 6:11 AM, in article [email protected],
>"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I do not have any problem with Alan Browne's teeth. In fact such tooth
>> arrangements and general attractiveness qualities often leads to
>> daytime talk show contracts ........ Perhaps that is what Alan Browne
>> was offered.
>>
>>
>> Click here:
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/ur5t
>>
>NOW you've done it!
>When I clicked on that I hurled.
>You are responsible for cleaning my keyboard!
>The bill is in the mail, Doc...
>
>
>_______________________________________________________________________________
>Posted Via Uncensored-News.Com - Accounts Starting At $6.95 - http://www.uncensored-news.com
> <><><><><><><> The Worlds Uncensored News Source <><><><><><><><>
>

--
Joel M. Eichen, .
Philadelphia PA

DISCLAIMER FOLLOWS:

*********

Dental health-related material
is provided for information purposes
only and does not necessarily
represent endorsement by or an official
position of the SciMedDentistry gang
or any other official agency either
actual or fictitious or Steve Mancuso.

Advice on the treatment or care
of an individual patient should
be obtained through consultation
with a dentist who has examined
that patient or is familiar with
that patient's dental history.

STANDARD DISCLAIMER

rD

[email protected] (David Meiland)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 7:33 PM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote:

>Which one is unrelated and we can snip it.

How about stick with the dentistry group and leave the rest of us
happily in the dark?
---
David Meiland
Oakland, California
http://davidmeiland.com/

**Check the reply address before sending mail

BM

[email protected] (Monica Krowley)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

10/09/2003 12:14 PM

REALY GROSS TEETH AND GUMS! I BET YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN'T GET WET WHEN
YOU TRY TO EAT HER OUT!



[email protected] (Post'n) wrote
> > This fellow should not audition for a Colgate or Crest
> > commercial....perhaps Kool-Aid!
> >
> >
> >
> > [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) wrote
> > > HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> > > FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> > >
> > > HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> > >
> > > ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> > > USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> > > CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?

CL

[email protected] (LONG DICK DAVID)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

30/09/2003 5:45 AM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>
> >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> >
> >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> >
> >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?

Are they Jewish or Japanese?

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 1:52 AM

Ah, ah, ah-h-h-h- Uncle Tom.......

How well do you know ALAN BROWNE anyway?
It sounds very intimately .......



On 2 Aug 2003 19:19:06 -0700, [email protected] (UNCLE
TOM) wrote:

>Alan, your teeth are fucking nasty! Why are your gums so damn pink and nasty?

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 1:54 AM

YUP, when the post makes no sense, it is not required that the
replies MAKE SENSE EITHER!



On Sun, 3 Aug 2003 00:02:46 -0400, "J" <[email protected]> wrote:

>lol, did you read the original post?
>I'm presuming that the original poster is from the US since he was asking if
>the Canadian "socialist" dentists were any good.....and he used full
>caps....
>(Illiteracy comes to mind.)
>
>
>"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE DENTISTS IN CANADA COMPARED TO
>> THE US BUT I DO KNOW THE QUALITY OF THE keyboards in the US is better
>> because we can TyPe iN eItHeR uPpEr Or LoWeR CaSe.
>>
>>
>> On 2 Aug 2003 09:12:52 -0700, [email protected] (UNCLE
>> TOM) wrote:
>>
>> >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>> >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>> >
>> >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>> >
>> >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>> >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>> >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>>
>> --
>> Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
>> Philadelphia PA
>>
>> www.phillyducks.com
>> We're Just A Duck Call Away!
>>
>>
>> STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
>> meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
>> has seen the tooth or teeth in
>> question so take this advice in
>> proper context ~ its the internet!
>>
>> We is guessin'!
>

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 1:55 AM

On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 00:15:29 GMT, Paul Heslop
<[email protected]> wrote:

>buh

REPLY:

I agree, buh back!


--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

LL

[email protected] (Leicaddict)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

26/10/2003 11:13 PM

> > > Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
> > >
> > > HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> > > FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> > >
> > > HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891

What an ugly S.O.B.

And here is his lady, nude:

http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193

http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg

(note her teeth in the second pic)

LL

[email protected] (Leicaddict)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

27/10/2003 6:06 AM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
> makeover. His woman is a fox.

> >And here is his lady, nude:
> >
> > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
> >
> > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg

I think she is an ugly bitch.

LL

[email protected] (Leicaddict)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

27/10/2003 1:59 PM

[email protected] (Betty Sue Stein) wrote
> > > > >
> > > > > HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> > > > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> > > > >
> > > > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA?

> My relatives in Canada have great teeth....a million times better than this guy!

A dog has better teeth than this guy.

LL

[email protected] (Leicaddict)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

28/10/2003 2:41 AM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Oh you wanna see ugly bitches, stick around SMD for a while ........

Alan is so proud of his bitch. He posts those pictures so people
thinks he gets laid. Big deal. She is gross.

lJ

[email protected] (Johan Lexington)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

11/08/2003 10:23 PM

This fellow should not audition for a Colgate or Crest
commercial....perhaps Kool-Aid!



[email protected] (UNCLE TOM) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>
> HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>
> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?

lJ

[email protected] (Johan Lexington)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

16/08/2003 4:33 AM

Alan Browne wrote in message


> Canadian dentists are great! I would know!
>
> ABT

SO WHY DON"T YOU GO FUCKING SEE ONE AND GET SOME CAPS!

JA

J. A. Mc.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 9:38 AM

On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 17:48:52 -0400, Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.
<[email protected]> found these unused words floating about:

>Yup the Canadian dentists are annoyed ......... I just saw an entire
>gaggle of them at Tim Horton's .........
>
>
>
>On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 19:34:26 GMT, "Dave"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>This strikes me as a low blow.
>>
>>"UNCLE TOM" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>>> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>>>
>>> HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>>>
>>> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>>> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>>> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>>
Could tyou post to a few more unrelate groups?

sJ

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

28/10/2003 9:18 PM

[email protected] (Leicaddict) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
> > makeover. His woman is a fox.
>
> > >And here is his lady, nude:
> > >
> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
> > >
> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg
>
> I think she is an ugly bitch.

Yeah, she looks like Casper the Ghost with Mr. Ed's teeth.

fJ

[email protected] (Jane Fondle)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

27/09/2003 8:41 PM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Seriously guys, ...
>
> One must be careful what one writes on the internet. Here is an
> example. Supposing your English Sheep dog actually dies. Do not send
> an e-mail (or a photo) telling your friends and/or family about it.
> Use the US mail. It can be misinterpreted:
>
> This is also true if your woodcarving catches on fire .... I guess. Or
> gets termites.
>
>
> Joel
>
> ***
>
>
> 'Dog is dead' sparked Najaf arrests
> From correspondents in London
> September 1, 2003
>
> TWO Saudis arrested after the Najaf attack in Iraq that killed leading
> Shiite cleric Mohammad Baqer al-Hakim were picked up after sending an
> e-mail saying "mission accomplished: the dog is dead", The Times
> reported today quoting a source close to the Iraqi inquiry.
>
> The men were grabbed by a crowd and taken to the nearest police
> station after being seen sending the e-mail from an Internet cafe, the
> source said.
>
> The bombing on Friday in the Iraqi holy city of Najaf killed at least
> 83 people including Ayatollah Hakim, regarded as a moderate Shiite.
>
> The two suspects apparently attracted the attention of the son of the
> cafe owner after having "offered a larger than usual sum of money to
> use a computer", the British daily said.
>
> It was then that the son saw the men send a message saying "mission
> accomplished: the dog is dead".
>
>
>
> ********
>
>
> On 2 Aug 2003 09:12:52 -0700, [email protected] (UNCLE
> TOM) wrote:
>
> >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> >
> >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> >
> >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?


He looks like a Gummy Bear!

GK

George Kerby

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

01/11/2003 5:51 PM

On 11/1/03 6:35 AM, in article
[email protected], "Bandicoot"
<[email protected]> wrote:

> [email protected] (HAIRY ASSHOLE) wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
>> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>>>>>> Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
>>>>>> makeover. His woman is a fox.
>>
>>>>>>> And here is his lady, nude:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg
>>
>> Not bad. Not great either.
>
> I could do better.
Yeah. You got the four sisters on thumb street all over you.


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George Kerby

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

13/11/2003 3:29 PM

On 11/13/03 6:11 AM, in article [email protected],
"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <[email protected]> wrote:

> I do not have any problem with Alan Browne's teeth. In fact such tooth
> arrangements and general attractiveness qualities often leads to
> daytime talk show contracts ........ Perhaps that is what Alan Browne
> was offered.
>
>
> Click here:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/ur5t
>
NOW you've done it!
When I clicked on that I hurled.
You are responsible for cleaning my keyboard!
The bill is in the mail, Doc...


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"Skip Middleton"

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 5:34 PM

I started to ask why he was so concerned with the condition of your teeth
and gums, but decided that your above advice was germane, even before you
posted it, and refrained.

--
Skip Middleton
www.shadowcatcherimagery.com
"Alan Browne" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Joel, you have had the ugly barb of a troll deeply run through your
> cheek. Trolls come in a variety of sub spieces, this one is a coward.
> Trolls of the coward type are most often other NG participants who have
> backed themselves into a corner, have been called on it, and then lash
> out, as this miserable shit has. The time proven way to deal with
> trolls is to not feed them.
>
> Cheers,
> Alan
>
>
>
> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. wrote:
> > Ah, ah, ah-h-h-h- Uncle Tom.......
> >
> > How well do you know ALAN BROWNE anyway?
> > It sounds very intimately .......
> >
> >
> >
> > On 2 Aug 2003 19:19:06 -0700, [email protected] (UNCLE
> > TOM) wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Alan, your teeth are fucking nasty! Why are your gums so damn pink and
nasty?
> >
> >
>

Pp

"Polytone"

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

06/08/2003 2:31 AM

Alan, you and I have had our differences but I truly feel bad for how
carried away everything got. Drink an Irish Murphy's Stout beer on me. That
last post about you was really nasty. Those pictures were disgusting.


"Alan Browne" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> CAMERA EXPERT wrote:
> >>LOL. Color is so hard to get right from Kodak gold.
> >
> >
> > Don't blame the film. Your teeth look like hell. Your gums are too
> > big. And the teeth may be white and straight, but they look very
> > uneven at the tips...sort of like fangs. They all appear to be
> > different lengths. If I were you I would not smile with my mouth open.
> > Better yet, stay BEHIND the camera, not in front of it. A model you
> > are not.
> >
> > How is life up there in SARS country, Alan?
>
> Amazing what *you* can tell from a that photo.
>
> SARS? That's Toronto and they seem to managing the crisis just fine.
> Hats off to them. As Toronto is the largest city in Canada, with a lot
> of travelers going through, its potential to have spread the disease to
> the rest of Canada, the US and Europe is very high. They've managed the
> crisis extremely well.
>
> Why I post my photo, and that particular one, is my business. If you
> don't like it, if you don't like me, say so and get on with your empty
life.
>
> It appears that a whole shitload of tiny minded cowardly trolls have
> decided to launch an attack on me, but it is more likely the fevered
> effort of a single turd. Well, attack away. I really, really don't care.
>
> Your "handle" is Camera Expert (Ironically the name of a chain of camera
> stores here that went bankrupt a few years ago...) so why don't you
> stick to what you claim to know.
>
> Cheers,
> Alan.
>

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

27/10/2003 5:40 PM

True, my dog has great teeth ,,,, but his photography is worse than
Alan's .........

On 27 Oct 2003 13:59:47 -0800, [email protected]
(Leicaddict) wrote:

>[email protected] (Betty Sue Stein) wrote
>> > > > >
>> > > > > HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> > > > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>> > > > >
>> > > > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA?
>
>> My relatives in Canada have great teeth....a million times better than this guy!
>
>A dog has better teeth than this guy.

--
Joel M. Eichen, .
Philadelphia PA

DISCLAIMER FOLLOWS:

*********

Dental health-related material
is provided for information purposes
only and does not necessarily
represent endorsement by or an official
position of the SciMedDentistry gang
or any other official agency either
actual or fictitious or Steve Mancuso.

Advice on the treatment or care
of an individual patient should
be obtained through consultation
with a dentist who has examined
that patient or is familiar with
that patient's dental history.

STANDARD DISCLAIMER

iB

[email protected] (Bandicoot)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

01/11/2003 4:35 AM

[email protected] (HAIRY ASSHOLE) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>
> > >> > Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
> > >> > makeover. His woman is a fox.
>
> > >> > >And here is his lady, nude:
> > >> > >
> > >> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
> > >> > >
> > >> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg
>
> Not bad. Not great either.

I could do better.

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

02/08/2003 6:48 PM

On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 22:36:29 GMT, [email protected] (Doug Miller)
wrote:

>Why is this cross-posted to rec.woodworking?
>

ALAN BROWNE IS PATRIOTIC. HE HEARD THAT Geo. Washington had wooden
teeth and perhaps you guys could help..........


>In article <[email protected]>, Oscar <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>>> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>>> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>>
>>In Canada, Dentists do not fall under nationalized health care. As in
>>the states, Dentists charge as they please and are paid directly by
>>their patients or the patient's private insurance plan.
>>
>>O
>>

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 2:30 PM

One can tell by their unique type of dress and the fact that they
always live in forests .........


On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 11:41:42 -0400, Alan Browne
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>
>Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. wrote:
>> On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 10:15:13 -0400, Alan Browne
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>> Actually, the misearable shit is fairly clever in his stupidity!
>>
>> Joel
>>
>>
>
>The "better" trolls are rarely stupid. But they are always trolls.

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

LL

[email protected] (Leicaddict)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

07/11/2003 2:49 AM

George Kerby <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<BBC94EBC.21A78%[email protected]>...
> On 11/1/03 6:35 AM, in article
> [email protected], "Bandicoot"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > [email protected] (HAIRY ASSHOLE) wrote in message
> > news:<[email protected]>...
> >> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
> >>
> >>>>>> Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
> >>>>>> makeover. His woman is a fox.
>
> >>>>>>> And here is his lady, nude:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg
> >>
> >> Not bad. Not great either.
> >
> > I could do better.
> Yeah. You got the four sisters on thumb street all over you.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

13/11/2003 7:11 AM

I do not have any problem with Alan Browne's teeth. In fact such tooth
arrangements and general attractiveness qualities often leads to
daytime talk show contracts ........ Perhaps that is what Alan Browne
was offered.


Click here:

http://tinyurl.com/ur5t




On 19 Oct 2003 19:19:27 -0700, [email protected] (Jack the
Breeder) wrote:

>> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>> >
>> > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>> > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>> > >
>> > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> > >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>> > >
>> > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>> > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>> > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>
>
>From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!

--
Joel M. Eichen, .
Philadelphia PA

DISCLAIMER FOLLOWS:

*********

Dental health-related material
is provided for information purposes
only and does not necessarily
represent endorsement by or an official
position of the SciMedDentistry gang
or any other official agency either
actual or fictitious or Steve Mancuso.

Advice on the treatment or care
of an individual patient should
be obtained through consultation
with a dentist who has examined
that patient or is familiar with
that patient's dental history.

STANDARD DISCLAIMER

uU

[email protected] (UNCLE TOM)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

02/08/2003 7:19 PM

Alan, your teeth are fucking nasty! Why are your gums so damn pink and nasty?

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 3:43 PM

Excellent!

Here is a link to David's photography of woodworkers ......

http://davidmeiland.com/artists/


On the bottom are a few guys carving wooden teeth I believe .......



On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 19:33:16 GMT, [email protected] (David
Meiland) wrote:

>Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Which one is unrelated and we can snip it.
>
>How about stick with the dentistry group and leave the rest of us
>happily in the dark?
>---
>David Meiland
>Oakland, California
>http://davidmeiland.com/
>
>**Check the reply address before sending mail

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies ~
meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

BB

[email protected] (Betty Sue Stein)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

20/10/2003 3:15 PM

[email protected] (Jack the Breeder) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
> > >
> > > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> > > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> > > >
> > > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> > > >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> > > >
> > > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> > > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> > > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>
>
> From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!

My relatives in Canada have great teeth....a million times better than this guy!

BB

[email protected] (Betty Sue Stein)

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

20/10/2003 3:17 PM

[email protected] (Jack the Breeder) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
> > >
> > > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> > > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
> > > >
> > > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
> > > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
> > > >
> > > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
> > > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
> > > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>
>
> From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!

Really gross teeth.

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

15/11/2003 6:50 AM

SEE?

I knew that alt.woodworking group was just a cover for something
nefarious!


Joel


***



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On 19 Oct 2003 19:19:27 -0700, [email protected] (Jack the
Breeder) wrote:

>> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>> >
>> > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>> > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>> > >
>> > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> > >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>> > >
>> > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>> > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>> > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>
>
>From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!

--
Joel M. Eichen, .
Philadelphia PA

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*********

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Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 11:05 AM

On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 10:15:13 -0400, Alan Browne
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>Joel, you have had the ugly barb of a troll deeply run through your
>cheek.

OF COURSE! You are a wise man!

> Trolls come in a variety of sub spieces, this one is a coward.
>Trolls of the coward type are most often other NG participants who have
>backed themselves into a corner, have been called on it, and then lash
>out, as this miserable shit has. The time proven way to deal with
>trolls is to not feed them.
>
>Cheers,
>Alan
>
>
Actually, the misearable shit is fairly clever in his stupidity!

Joel


>
>Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. wrote:
>> Ah, ah, ah-h-h-h- Uncle Tom.......
>>
>> How well do you know ALAN BROWNE anyway?
>> It sounds very intimately .......
>>
>>
>>
>> On 2 Aug 2003 19:19:06 -0700, [email protected] (UNCLE
>> TOM) wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Alan, your teeth are fucking nasty! Why are your gums so damn pink and nasty?
>>
>>

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


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meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

15/11/2003 7:56 AM

US dentists are better than Candian dentists, eh? In Canada they need
denturists (denture making makers) and alt.woodworkers to carve up
those wooden teeth.

Joel

PS- Alt.woodworkers, please stop sending posts over to
alt.med.dentistry unless you can tell me why those wooden teeth are so
bad.


On 19 Oct 2003 19:19:27 -0700, [email protected] (Jack the
Breeder) wrote:

>> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>> >
>> > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>> > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>> > >
>> > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> > >http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>> > >
>> > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>> > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>> > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>
>
>From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!

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Philadelphia PA

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in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

27/10/2003 5:40 PM

Oh you wanna see ugly bitches, stick around SMD for a while ........

On 27 Oct 2003 06:06:58 -0800, [email protected]
(Leicaddict) wrote:

>Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
>> makeover. His woman is a fox.
>
>> >And here is his lady, nude:
>> >
>> > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
>> >
>> > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg
>
>I think she is an ugly bitch.

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Philadelphia PA

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Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

08/11/2003 4:35 AM

Who?

You or me?


On 7 Nov 2003 19:12:57 -0800, [email protected] (Dallas) wrote:

>> > > Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote
>> > > >
>> > > > >HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>> > > > >FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>> > > > >
>> > > > >HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> > > > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>> > > > >
>> > > > >ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>> > > > >USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>> > > > >CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>> >
>> >
>> > From the looks of that photo, they are not very good! Yukkk!!!!!!
>>
>> Really gross teeth.
>
>Really gross guy!

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Philadelphia PA

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"Paul H."

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

15/11/2003 6:10 PM


"Joel M. Eichen D.D.S." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> SEE?
>
> I knew that alt.woodworking group was just a cover for something
> nefarious!
>
Yeah? Well judging from the quality and content of messages appearing in
THIS newsgroup (rec.photo.digital), I'd say it's become the "woody-working"
group, if you get my drift.

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

29/10/2003 6:13 AM

This is a tough crowd!
Mr. Ed was a GREAT great TV show!

Joel


On 28 Oct 2003 21:18:26 -0800, [email protected] (JD) wrote:

>[email protected] (Leicaddict) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> Joel M. Eichen D.D.S. <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> > Wow! Alan must be a cool dude even though he needs a cosmetic
>> > makeover. His woman is a fox.
>>
>> > >And here is his lady, nude:
>> > >
>> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1440193
>> > >
>> > > http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=1504707&size=lg
>>
>> I think she is an ugly bitch.
>
>Yeah, she looks like Casper the Ghost with Mr. Ed's teeth.

--
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Philadelphia PA

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in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

03/08/2003 11:07 AM

Cool! Come to the US and we do our best
to ruin them for you <kidding here>


On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 09:31:16 -0400, Alan Browne
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>
>UNCLE TOM wrote:
>> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>>
>> HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>> http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>>
>> ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>> USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>> CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?
>
>
>
>
>LOL. Color is so hard to get right from Kodak gold. Dentists are
>private in Canada. Me? Well, let's see I have 0 cavities/fillings and
>1 root-c from a bike accident. Other than the annual, dentists don't
>make much from me. Teeth are white, bright straight and very healthy.
>
>Have a nice day.

--
Joel M. Eichen, D.D.S.
Philadelphia PA

www.phillyducks.com
We’re Just A Duck Call Away!


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meaning no one IN PENNSYLVANIA
has seen the tooth or teeth in
question so take this advice in
proper context ~ its the internet!

We is guessin'!

JM

Joel M. Eichen D.D.S.

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

01/09/2003 10:21 AM

Seriously guys, ...

One must be careful what one writes on the internet. Here is an
example. Supposing your English Sheep dog actually dies. Do not send
an e-mail (or a photo) telling your friends and/or family about it.
Use the US mail. It can be misinterpreted:

This is also true if your woodcarving catches on fire .... I guess. Or
gets termites.


Joel

***


'Dog is dead' sparked Najaf arrests
From correspondents in London
September 1, 2003

TWO Saudis arrested after the Najaf attack in Iraq that killed leading
Shiite cleric Mohammad Baqer al-Hakim were picked up after sending an
e-mail saying "mission accomplished: the dog is dead", The Times
reported today quoting a source close to the Iraqi inquiry.

The men were grabbed by a crowd and taken to the nearest police
station after being seen sending the e-mail from an Internet cafe, the
source said.

The bombing on Friday in the Iraqi holy city of Najaf killed at least
83 people including Ayatollah Hakim, regarded as a moderate Shiite.

The two suspects apparently attracted the attention of the son of the
cafe owner after having "offered a larger than usual sum of money to
use a computer", the British daily said.

It was then that the son saw the men send a message saying "mission
accomplished: the dog is dead".



********


On 2 Aug 2003 09:12:52 -0700, [email protected] (UNCLE
TOM) wrote:

>HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
>FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
>
>HERE ARE ALAN'S TEETH IN THIS PICTURE:
>http://www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=958891
>
>ARE THE DENTISTS IN CANADA AS GOOD AS THE ONES IN THE USA? THE ONES IN
>USA MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE OF THE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. ARE
>CANADIAN SOCIALIST DENTISTS ANY GOOD?

--
Joel M. Eichen, .
Philadelphia PA

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WD

"William D. Tallman"

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

02/08/2003 3:30 PM

UNCLE TOM wrote:

> HEY ALAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TEETH? I ASK THE DENTAL PROFESSION
> FOR ADVICE ON WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THESE CHOPPERS?
<snip>

Why don't you visit the man and inquire of him face to face? I'm sure
someone would be willing to supply his whereabouts for that purpose. If
you do, would you post here and share the results?

Bill Tallman

Nn

Nighthawk

in reply to [email protected] (UNCLE TOM) on 02/08/2003 9:12 AM

19/08/2003 10:33 AM

That's because we don't have people flying aircraft into our buildings.

Johan Lexington wrote:
> Canada is a boring country.


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