On 4 Oct 2005 17:30:17 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>I must admit that nobody wants to fuck me in real-life. So I want to
>create a wooden sex-partner for myself.
>
>Do you think I can carve a wooden human out of a very big piece of
>wood? The most important part for me is the penis, of course.
>
>Can you help me?
"Lie to me, Pinnochio, lie to me!!!"
John
Gerry Lintonice wrote:
> I must admit that nobody wants to fuck me in real-life. So I want to
> create a wooden sex-partner for myself.
>
> Do you think I can carve a wooden human out of a very big piece of
> wood? The most important part for me is the penis, of course.
>
> Can you help me?
>
Only if your in the UK and like polished HARDWOODS ;-)
http://www.fenceposts.org/fp.html
No construction needed, but you may want to "shape" the business end.
"Gerry Lintonice" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I must admit that nobody wants to fuck me in real-life. So I want to
> create a wooden sex-partner for myself.
>
> Do you think I can carve a wooden human out of a very big piece of
> wood? The most important part for me is the penis, of course.
>
> Can you help me?
>
In article <[email protected]>,
"Gerry Lintonice" <[email protected]> wrote:
> I must admit that nobody wants to fuck me in real-life. So I want to
> create a wooden sex-partner for myself.
>
> Do you think I can carve a wooden human out of a very big piece of
> wood? The most important part for me is the penis, of course.
>
> Can you help me?
There have been some discussions and links in this news group to plans
for a trebuchet.
With a few minor modifications, you can make it slam something up your
ass.
Pinochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about
consummating their passions. "Every time we make love", she said, "I
get splinters!" So he went back to his maker, Geppeto, the carpenter,
to ask for help.
"Sandpaper, my boy, that's what you need!" was the Geppeto's response.
A couple of weeks later the Geppeto asked Pinochio, "How are you
getting on with the girls now?"
"Women!" said Pinochio, "Who needs women?"
On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 03:44:50 +0100, John <[email protected]> wrote:
>On 4 Oct 2005 17:30:17 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>I must admit that nobody wants to fuck me in real-life. So I want to
>>create a wooden sex-partner for myself.
>>
>>Do you think I can carve a wooden human out of a very big piece of
>>wood? The most important part for me is the penis, of course.
>>
>>Can you help me?
>
>"Lie to me, Pinnochio, lie to me!!!"
>
>John
ROFLMAO
mac
Please remove splinters before emailing
"Gerry Lintonice" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I must admit that nobody wants to fuck me in real-life. So I want to
> create a wooden sex-partner for myself.
>
> Do you think I can carve a wooden human out of a very big piece of
> wood? The most important part for me is the penis, of course.
>
> Can you help me?
>
you MUST be sure to sand it very, very well! A splinter can get you out of
the mood very fast.