OT: and then they voted - humor

A friend sent the below to me via email - too good not to post :-).



How to know the country is in good hands!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the female real estate
agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?"

When another person jumped in and explained that the sun
rises in
the east (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I
don't
keep up with that stuff."

And then she voted.

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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center.
One
day I got a call from an InDUHvidual who asked what hours the call
center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
the
call quickly, I said, "Pacific.."

And then he voted.

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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria
when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible,
but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

And then she voted.

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I was in a high school advanced physics class and the teacher
was
talking about a new military weapon that uses sonic waves on the
battlefield
to burst enemy soldier's chests. One InDUHvidual in the class spoke up
and
said, "Well that's stupid! Why don't they just wear headphones?"

And a few years later, he voted.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to
cut
through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the passenger
side
door's map pocket.

And then she voted.

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the
cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
The
cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

And then they all voted.

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I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we saw a woman
walk
by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend
said,
"Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to
explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance
apart
no matter which way the head is turned.

And then she voted.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were
trained
professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
plane
arrived yet?"

And then she voted




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