{THIS IS A RE-POST}
(NOTE ... You may choose to vote only for the people you are familiar with. You
can snip out the awards/people you do not want to vote for)
Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2005 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on April 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
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BOBO AWARD
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Alexa Cameron
BOBO AWARD
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
John P "Sollog" Ennis
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one.)
John Lucas
Sylvia "justice-for-all" Sullivan
neither of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(vote "yes" or "no".)
Will Dockery
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one.)
Charles D Bohne
David Tholen
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
neither of the above
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one.)
Jet
Ray Murphy
neither of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Gerald Newton
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one.)
Azure
Brad Guth
Darla and the Darlasocks
Pamela K Russell
none of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Steve "BowTie" Young
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Alexa Cameron
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
Brad Guth
neither of the above
TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Carlo "Dmitry" Caccia
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Linda Gore
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Vito Kuhn
EDMOND WOLLMANN "RUBBER TURKEY" AWARD
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Chuck "the messenjah" Lysaght
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one.)
Matthew "Onideus Mad Hatter" Moulton
Will Dockery
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Chuck "the messenjah" Lysaght
Sylvia "justice-for-all" Sullivan
KOOK KARD DECK: SIX OF HEARTS
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Sylvia "justice-for-all" Sullivan
HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote "yes" or "no".)
Chadwick Stone
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one.)
Sean Monaghan
The Faux Psylvia
neither of the above
Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Magenta Fresh" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > {THIS IS A RE-POST}
> >
>
> > TAR & FEATHERS
> > (Vote "yes" or "no".)
> >
> > Carlo "Dmitry" Caccia
>
> > 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> > (Vote "yes" or "no".)
> >
> > Vito Kuhn
>
> You juvenile little trolls didn't think I'd find this, but YOU WERE
> WRONG. Somebody posted it here in rec.woodworking too, in case none of
> you noticed. Not only did you put me on this but you put my usenet
> provider on there too? FOR WHAT? Because he runs a clean server? Because
> he deleted your stupid little rogue alt.* newsgroups bearing my name,
> after he discovered that they were requested maliciously by one of you
> little swines? You people are really beginning to worry me about the
> future of today's youth. What happened to the whiz kids online?
>
> I located the original message in Google dot com and I will be forwarding
> it to all of the appropriate abuse departments: Google dot com, Insurgent
> dot org, and news.admin.net-abuse.sightings (DON'T TRY TO FOLLOW ME THERE
> TOO, THE NEWSGROUP IS MODERATED TO KEEP OUT TROLLS AND SPAMMERS.)
Hi Vito!
Please save your acceptance speech until the polls have closed, the
votes have been counted, and the official results posted. Thanks!
Yer pal,
Art Deco
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>
On Wednesday 06 April 2005, Vito Kuhn wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> "Magenta Fresh" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> {THIS IS A RE-POST}
>>
>> TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Carlo "Dmitry" Caccia
>>
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Vito Kuhn
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=kuhn
Congratulations, godbotherer!
> You juvenile little trolls didn't think I'd find this, but YOU WERE
> WRONG.
Amazing, Holmes!
> Somebody posted it here in rec.woodworking too, in case none of
> you noticed.
I noticed. I also noticed votes from rec.woodworking posters. You must
be really popular there.
> Not only did you put me on this but you put my usenet provider on
> there too? FOR WHAT?
For cluelessness far beyond the call of stupidity.
> Because he runs a clean server? Because he deleted your stupid
> little rogue alt.* newsgroups bearing my name, after he discovered
> that they were requested maliciously by one of you little swines?
Does Dmitry auto-add groups and then delete them? If so, he's more
clueless than I thought.
> You people are really beginning to worry me about the future of
> today's youth. What happened to the whiz kids online?
Some of them, including the Kuhn clan's most visible member,
apparently became senile.
> I located the original message in Google dot com
I PH34R YUOR L33T SK1LLZ!!!!
> and I will be forwarding it to all of the appropriate abuse
> departments: Google dot com, Insurgent dot org, and
> news.admin.net-abuse.sightings
So why hasn't insurgent.org received it? Are you a liar or merely
incompetent?
> (DON'T TRY TO FOLLOW ME THERE TOO, THE NEWSGROUP IS MODERATED TO
> KEEP OUT TROLLS AND SPAMMERS.)
...AND ALL-CAPS-RANTING KOOKS!
PJR :-)
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On 6 Apr 2005 06:15:43 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>"Magenta Fresh" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> {THIS IS A RE-POST}
>>
>
>> TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Carlo "Dmitry" Caccia
>
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Vito Kuhn
>
>You juvenile little trolls didn't think I'd find this, but YOU WERE
>WRONG. Somebody posted it here in rec.woodworking too, in case none of
>you noticed. Not only did you put me on this but you put my usenet
>provider on there too? FOR WHAT? Because he runs a clean server? Because
>he deleted your stupid little rogue alt.* newsgroups bearing my name,
>after he discovered that they were requested maliciously by one of you
>little swines? You people are really beginning to worry me about the
>future of today's youth. What happened to the whiz kids online?
>
>I located the original message in Google dot com and I will be forwarding
>it to all of the appropriate abuse departments: Google dot com, Insurgent
>dot org, and news.admin.net-abuse.sightings (DON'T TRY TO FOLLOW ME THERE
>TOO, THE NEWSGROUP IS MODERATED TO KEEP OUT TROLLS AND SPAMMERS.)
>
>VK
This was fun for a while but this just ruined the whole thing for me.
WAY too far over the top. Trolldar pegged. Fun gone. *sigh*
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Dave Bowman wrote:
> You are not very bright.
Correct. I'm.....
Uni - The Professional Engineer.
p.s. Pay attention!
:-)