Enjoy
It's a groaner.
Lew
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Three blonds were applying for the last available position on the
Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blonds all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To
be a detective, you have to be able to detect.
You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and
oddities like scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blond and
withdrew it after about two seconds, "Now," he said, "did you notice
any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blond immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye
in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blond hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you
hear what I just told the other lady?
This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one
ear! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo
in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All
right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this
man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're
absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that
by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooo! With only one
eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
On 2010-03-25, Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> It's a groaner.
yeahbut... it's hilarious! thnx
nb
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Enjoy
>
> It's a groaner.
>
> Lew
> -------------------------------------
>
> Three blonds were applying for the last available position on the Texas
> Highway Patrol.
>
> The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
> said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
>
> The blonds all nodded.
>
> The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
>
> Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a
> detective, you have to be able to detect.
>
> You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and
> oddities like scars and so forth."
>
> So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blond and withdrew
> it after about two seconds, "Now," he said, "did you notice any
> distinguishing features about this man?"
>
> The blond immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
>
> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
> this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
>
> The first blond hung her head and walked out of the office.
>
> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
> face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice
> anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
>
> "Yes! He only has one ear!"
>
> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear
> what I just told the other lady?
>
> This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!
> You're excused too!"
>
> The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
>
> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
> "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her
> face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you
> notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
>
> The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
>
> The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking
> at some of the papers in the folder.
>
> He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're
> absolutely right!
>
> His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by
> looking at his picture?"
>
> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooo! With only one eye
> and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
LOL!! Didn't see that one coming!!
She must be the new Undersecretary of State.
Deb
On Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:20:15 -0700, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> It's a groaner.
>
> Lew
> -------------------------------------
>
> Three blonds were applying for the last available position on the Texas
> Highway Patrol.
>
> The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
> said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
>
> The blonds all nodded.
>
> The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
>
> Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be
> a detective, you have to be able to detect.
>
> You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and
> oddities like scars and so forth."
>
> So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blond and
> withdrew it after about two seconds, "Now," he said, "did you notice any
> distinguishing features about this man?"
>
> The blond immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
>
> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
> this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
>
> The first blond hung her head and walked out of the office.
>
> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
> face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice
> anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
>
> "Yes! He only has one ear!"
>
> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear
> what I just told the other lady?
>
> This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!
> You're excused too!"
>
> The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
>
> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
> said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo
> in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right,
> did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
>
> The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
>
> The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began
> looking at some of the papers in the folder.
>
> He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're
> absolutely right!
>
> His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by
> looking at his picture?"
>
> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooo! With only one
> eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."