RC

Robatoy

04/03/2009 4:58 AM

OT: Bite out of crime Part Deux

I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up


This topic has 11 replies

DG

"David G. Nagel"

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 4:35 PM

Robatoy wrote:
> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up

NO. It's not funny.

Three things:
1) He hit a COP.
2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in front of the kids.
3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.

So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to pay
the afore mentioned stiff fine.

Dave

g

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 7:22 PM

On Mar 4, 6:58=A0am, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up

Yeah, youth crime isn=92t really a big problem. Why should cops bother
trying to reach kids? Let=92s all make fun of them. They=92re pathetic,
aren=92t they?

How sad!

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

05/03/2009 8:03 AM

On Mar 4, 11:28=A0pm, LRod <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:35:48 -0600, "David G. Nagel"
>
>
>
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Robatoy wrote:
> >> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
> >> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>
> >>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>
> >NO. It's not funny.
>
> >Three things:
> >1) He hit a COP.
> >2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in =A0front of the kids.
> >3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.
>
> >So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
> >least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to pay
> >the afore mentioned stiff fine.
>
> Where were all you guys in the Texas Survivor thread?
>

That's a fair question.

Ld

LRod

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

05/03/2009 4:28 AM

On Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:35:48 -0600, "David G. Nagel"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Robatoy wrote:
>> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
>> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>>
>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>
>NO. It's not funny.
>
>Three things:
>1) He hit a COP.
>2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in front of the kids.
>3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.
>
>So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
>least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to pay
>the afore mentioned stiff fine.

Where were all you guys in the Texas Survivor thread?




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"HeyBub"

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 6:38 PM

David G. Nagel wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
>> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
>> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>>
>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>
> NO. It's not funny.
>
> Three things:
> 1) He hit a COP.

Point of information: It is a crime is almost all jurisdictions to injure a
police or rescue dog.


> 2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in front of the kids.
> 3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.
>
> So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
> least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to
> pay the afore mentioned stiff fine.
>

I agree, it's not funny. Had he squirted the dog with a bottle of seltzer
water, that would have been funny. Had he dropped a toad down the dog's
shirt, that would have been funny. Heck, even hitting the dog with a HUGE
rubber mallet would have been worth a chuckle... But simply slugging the
pooch, nah.

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 2:48 PM

On Mar 4, 5:35=A0pm, "David G. Nagel" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
> > CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>
> >http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>
> NO. It's not funny.
>
> Three things:
> 1) He hit a COP.

How was he supposed to know?

> 2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in =A0front of the kids.
> 3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.
>
Maybe the dog was a perv?


> So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
> least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to pay
> the afore mentioned stiff fine.
>
What made it funny for me, is that "Now I have heard it all..."-kinda
funny.

I'm sorry, but I laughed.


Did McGruff taunt him?

RC

Robatoy

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 6:24 PM

On Mar 4, 7:38=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> David G. Nagel wrote:
> > Robatoy wrote:
> >> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
> >> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>
> >>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>
> > NO. It's not funny.
>
> > Three things:
> > 1) He hit a COP.
>
> Point of information: It is a crime is almost all jurisdictions to injure=
a
> police or rescue dog.
>
> > 2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in =A0front of the kids=
.
> > 3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.
>
> > So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
> > least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to
> > pay the afore mentioned stiff fine.
>
> I agree, it's not funny. Had he squirted the dog with a bottle of seltzer
> water, that would have been funny. Had he dropped a toad down the dog's
> shirt, that would have been funny. Heck, even hitting the dog with a HUGE
> rubber mallet would have been worth a chuckle... But simply slugging the
> pooch, nah.

You're right. It was a perfect opportunity for a pie-in-the-snout.
But I still laughed. Is that so wrong?

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 6:07 PM

David G. Nagel wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
>> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
>> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>>
>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>
> NO. It's not funny.
>
> Three things:
> 1) He hit a COP.
> 2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in front of the kids.
> 3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.
>
> So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
> least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to
> pay the afore mentioned stiff fine.

Are they teaching people that "lose" is spelled with two 'o's in school
these days?

Regardless, slugging a cop without compelling reason to do so demonstrates
that there's something _wrong_ with that boy. Anybody with judgment that
poor should not be allowed to play with matches, let alone drive a bus.

I suspect that Leno or Letterman could make that funny, but as told it
wasn't.

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 8:46 PM

HeyBub wrote:
> David G. Nagel wrote:
>> Robatoy wrote:
>>> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
>>> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>>>
>>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>>
>> NO. It's not funny.
>>
>> Three things:
>> 1) He hit a COP.
>
> Point of information: It is a crime is almost all jurisdictions to
> injure a police or rescue dog.

Point of information, McGruff is not a dog, McGruff is a sworn officer in a
dog costume.

>> 2) He's a children't bus driver and hit the cop in front of the
>> kids. 3) He hit character that is dedicated to crime reduction.
>>
>> So. No. It's not funny. The driver will most likely go to jail or at
>> least pay a stiff fine. He will loose his job which he will need to
>> pay the afore mentioned stiff fine.
>>
>
> I agree, it's not funny. Had he squirted the dog with a bottle of
> seltzer water, that would have been funny. Had he dropped a toad down
> the dog's shirt, that would have been funny. Heck, even hitting the
> dog with a HUGE rubber mallet would have been worth a chuckle... But
> simply slugging the pooch, nah.

JC

"J. Clarke"

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

05/03/2009 9:06 AM

HeyBub wrote:
> J. Clarke wrote:
>> HeyBub wrote:
>>> David G. Nagel wrote:
>>>> Robatoy wrote:
>>>>> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
>>>>> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>>>>>
>>>>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>>>>
>>>> NO. It's not funny.
>>>>
>>>> Three things:
>>>> 1) He hit a COP.
>>>
>>> Point of information: It is a crime is almost all jurisdictions to
>>> injure a police or rescue dog.
>>
>> Point of information, McGruff is not a dog, McGruff is a sworn
>> officer in a dog costume.
>>
>
> Are you sure? I'll be damned! Every time I see him on TV, he acts
> like a dog.
>
> Oh, I know the TV character is an animated cartoon, but I thought it
> was fashioned after a real dog. You know, like Dick Tracy is a cartoon
> representation of a flesh and blood detective. And don't even get me
> started on Wonder Woman!

I can't tell whether you are funning, trolling, or just on drugs.

Hh

"HeyBub"

in reply to Robatoy on 04/03/2009 4:58 AM

04/03/2009 9:40 PM

J. Clarke wrote:
> HeyBub wrote:
>> David G. Nagel wrote:
>>> Robatoy wrote:
>>>> I'm sorry, but I darn near died laughing this morning....
>>>> CAUTION! Some people may not think this is funny.
>>>>
>>>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090303/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcgruff_roughed_up
>>>
>>> NO. It's not funny.
>>>
>>> Three things:
>>> 1) He hit a COP.
>>
>> Point of information: It is a crime is almost all jurisdictions to
>> injure a police or rescue dog.
>
> Point of information, McGruff is not a dog, McGruff is a sworn
> officer in a dog costume.
>

Are you sure? I'll be damned! Every time I see him on TV, he acts like a
dog.

Oh, I know the TV character is an animated cartoon, but I thought it was
fashioned after a real dog. You know, like Dick Tracy is a cartoon
representation of a flesh and blood detective. And don't even get me started
on Wonder Woman!


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