Enjoy
Lew
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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you!
Don't drink the water.
The cows have sh*t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from Massachusetts and just down here
campaigning for Mitt Romney.
I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
On 3/15/2012 10:00 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
> German-speaking population.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your a hundred years out of date.
Everyone in New Braunfels today is from CA, NJ, OH, IL, MI or NY.
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On Mar 16, 11:16=A0pm, Doug Winterburn <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 03/15/2012 09:00 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>
> > Enjoy
>
> > Lew
> > ---------------------------------
>
> A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
> her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
> creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
>
> Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. =A0Out of the lea=
d
> car stepped a tall, grinning man. =A0"Hi there little girl, I'm President
> Obama. =A0What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
>
> "Kittens," little Suzy said.
>
> "How old are they?" asked Obama.
>
> Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
>
> "And what kind of kittens are they?"
>
> "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
>
> Obama was delighted. =A0As soon as he returned to his car, he called his
> PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing
> the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should
> return the next day, and in front of the assembled media, have the girl
> talk about her discerning kittens.
>
> So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
> of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
> by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were
> quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little
> Suzy. =A0"Hello, again," he said, I'd love it if you would tell all my
> friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
>
> "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."
>
> Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "but...but...yesterday, you
> told me they were DEMOCRATS."
>
> Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. but today, they have their eyes ope=
n."
>
> --
> "Socialism is a philosophy of failure,the creed of ignorance, and the
> gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery"
> -Winston Churchill
NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
Republicans and Ron Paul.)
On 03/15/2012 09:00 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ---------------------------------
>
>
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there little girl, I'm President
Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Obama.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his
PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing
the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should
return the next day, and in front of the assembled media, have the girl
talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were
quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little
Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, I'd love it if you would tell all my
friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."
Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "but...but...yesterday, you
told me they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. but today, they have their eyes open."
--
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure,the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery"
-Winston Churchill
On 03/17/2012 04:00 AM, Robatoy wrote:
> On Mar 16, 11:16 pm, Doug Winterburn<[email protected]> wrote:
>> On 03/15/2012 09:00 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>
>>> Enjoy
>>
>>> Lew
>>> ---------------------------------
>>
>> A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
>> her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
>> creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
>>
>> Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
>> car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there little girl, I'm President
>> Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
>>
>> "Kittens," little Suzy said.
>>
>> "How old are they?" asked Obama.
>>
>> Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
>>
>> "And what kind of kittens are they?"
>>
>> "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
>>
>> Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his
>> PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing
>> the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should
>> return the next day, and in front of the assembled media, have the girl
>> talk about her discerning kittens.
>>
>> So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
>> of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
>> by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were
>> quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little
>> Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, I'd love it if you would tell all my
>> friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
>>
>> "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."
>>
>> Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "but...but...yesterday, you
>> told me they were DEMOCRATS."
>>
>> Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. but today, they have their eyes open."
>>
>> --
>> "Socialism is a philosophy of failure,the creed of ignorance, and the
>> gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery"
>> -Winston Churchill
>
> NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
> Republicans and Ron Paul.)
But ABC, NBC,CBS and CNN wouldn't be following any Republican around -
well maybe Ron Paul since he's a Libertarian disguised as a Republican.
--
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gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery"
-Winston Churchill
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in news:4f62bae2$0$1522
[email protected]:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ---------------------------------
>
> In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
> German-speaking population.
>
> One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
> using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
>
> The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
> Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
> Which means: "Glad to meet you!
> Don't drink the water.
> The cows have sh*t in it."
>
> The man shouted back: "I'm from Massachusetts and just down here
> campaigning for Mitt Romney.
> I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
>
> The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
LOL!
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On Mar 16, 12:00=A0am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ---------------------------------
>
> In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
> German-speaking population.
>
> One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
> using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
>
> The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
> Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
> Which means: "Glad to meet you!
> Don't drink the water.
> The cows have sh*t in it."
>
> =A0The man shouted back: "I'm from Massachusetts and just down here
> campaigning for Mitt Romney.
> I can't understand you. =A0Please speak in English."
>
> The rancher replied: =A0"Use both hands."
LOL
FrozenNorth wrote:
> On 3/17/12 10:58 AM, Dave wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>>> NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
>>> Republicans and Ron Paul.)
>>
>> Aha! I knew it. You're an American hiding up here in Canada filching
>> all our back bacon and drinking all our maple syrup.
>
> When he thinks nobody is looking he drinks Coors Light.
If this were a moderated group, that would grounds for banishing him from
the group!
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Dave wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>> NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
>> Republicans and Ron Paul.)
>
> Aha! I knew it. You're an American hiding up here in Canada filching
> all our back bacon and drinking all our maple syrup.
Bah! NY and VT maple syrup are just as good. Maybe better! And... you
guys don't even know what bacon is...
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On 3/17/12 10:58 AM, Dave wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>> NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
>> Republicans and Ron Paul.)
>
> Aha! I knew it. You're an American hiding up here in Canada filching
> all our back bacon and drinking all our maple syrup.
When he thinks nobody is looking he drinks Coors Light.
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On 3/17/12 2:35 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
> Dave wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>>> NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
>>> Republicans and Ron Paul.)
>>
>> Aha! I knew it. You're an American hiding up here in Canada filching
>> all our back bacon and drinking all our maple syrup.
>
> Bah! NY and VT maple syrup are just as good. Maybe better! And... you
> guys don't even know what bacon is...
>
Them is fighting words Mr., put them up.
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On 3/17/2012 1:35 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
> Dave wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>>> NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
>>> Republicans and Ron Paul.)
>>
>> Aha! I knew it. You're an American hiding up here in Canada filching
>> all our back bacon and drinking all our maple syrup.
>
> Bah! NY and VT maple syrup are just as good. Maybe better! And... you
> guys don't even know what bacon is...
Mmmmmhhhmmm... Baconnnn...
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:00:42 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Mar 16, 11:16 pm, Doug Winterburn <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On 03/15/2012 09:00 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>
>> > Enjoy
>>
>> > Lew
>> > ---------------------------------
>>
>> A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
>> her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
>> creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
>>
>> Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead
>> car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there little girl, I'm President
>> Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
>>
>> "Kittens," little Suzy said.
>>
>> "How old are they?" asked Obama.
>>
>> Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
>>
>> "And what kind of kittens are they?"
>>
>> "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.
>>
>> Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his
>> PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing
>> the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should
>> return the next day, and in front of the assembled media, have the girl
>> talk about her discerning kittens.
>>
>> So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
>> of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed
>> by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were
>> quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little
>> Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, I'd love it if you would tell all my
>> friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
>>
>> "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."
>>
>> Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "but...but...yesterday, you
>> told me they were DEMOCRATS."
>>
>> Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. but today, they have their eyes open."
>>
>> --
>> "Socialism is a philosophy of failure,the creed of ignorance, and the
>> gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery"
>> -Winston Churchill
>
>NICE!! (Of course, when I tell it, I will flip the parties around to
>Republicans and Ron Paul.)
Bbbbut, why would you LIE?
(Not that I'm too awfully proud of my REPs nowadays.) <sigh>
It's time for replacement parties.
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On 3/16/2012 5:37 PM, Kenefick wrote:
> and they are a majority redumblicans.
>
> On 3/16/2012 10:04 AM, Swingman wrote:
> <snip>
>> Sorry to burst your bubble, but your a hundred years out of date.
>> Everyone in New Braunfels today is from CA, NJ, OH, IL, MI or NY.
>>
No, about evenly divided, Democrat, Republican, Mexican