A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to
jump off a bridge, so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are
you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
On Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:04:36 -0600, "ChairMan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to
>jump off a bridge, so they stop.
>
>The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
>doing?"
>
>"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
>
>While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
>opportunity, he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
>
>So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
>
>After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
>ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are
>you committing suicide?"
>
>"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Wow, he really DID want to commit suicide, didn't he?
--
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that
we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how
little remains that we cannot do. -- Samuel Butler
On Jan 31, 7:57=A0pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:04:36 -0600, "ChairMan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about t=
o
> >jump off a bridge, so they stop.
>
> >The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, =A0"What are yo=
u
> >doing?"
>
> >"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
>
> >While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
> >opportunity, he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a ki=
ss?"
>
> >So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
>
> >After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I hav=
e
> >ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why=
are
> >you committing suicide?"
>
> >"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
>
> Wow, he really DID want to commit suicide, didn't he?
>
> --
> If we attend continually and promptly to the little that
> we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how
> little remains that we cannot do. =A0 =A0 =A0 -- Samuel Butler
Suicide by biker.