Enjoy
Lew
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U.S. RECESSION
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they
can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her
with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share
a room.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,
I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.