Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed
that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire,
but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without a pause,
Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer
would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick
the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer.....
And The MORAL OF THE STORY is ~
Remember to pay your doctor bills.
"George" <george@least> wrote in message
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> Way I heard it, it was the governor, not the king....
Really? I heard the President and the intern version...
"Todd Fatheree" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> Of course it isn't. I'd expect to be able to get a hummer from a
> subordinate at work during business hours, have people find out, and have
no
> consequences whatsoever. Wouldn't everyone?
>
> todd
I know of a couple of instances. It does happen.
Way I heard it, it was the governor, not the king....
"Glen Kraig" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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SNIP
>
> And The MORAL OF THE STORY is ~
>
> Remember to pay your doctor bills.
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 14:00:16 GMT, "Paul in MN"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Greg Millen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> "George" <george@least> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > Way I heard it, it was the governor, not the king....
>>
>> Really? I heard the President and the intern version...
>>
>>
>
>But you see, that could never really happen..........could it? :-)
]Sure it could. It just isn't anyone else's business.
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LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
"Greg Millen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "George" <george@least> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Way I heard it, it was the governor, not the king....
>
> Really? I heard the President and the intern version...
>
>
But you see, that could never really happen..........could it? :-)
P.
"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 14:00:16 GMT, "Paul in MN"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Greg Millen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:%[email protected]...
> >> "George" <george@least> wrote in message
> >> news:[email protected]...
> >> > Way I heard it, it was the governor, not the king....
> >>
> >> Really? I heard the President and the intern version...
> >>
> >>
> >
> >But you see, that could never really happen..........could it? :-)
>
> ]Sure it could. It just isn't anyone else's business.
>
>
> - -
> LRod
Of course it isn't. I'd expect to be able to get a hummer from a
subordinate at work during business hours, have people find out, and have no
consequences whatsoever. Wouldn't everyone?
todd
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:23:35 -0500, "Todd Fatheree" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> ]Sure it could. It just isn't anyone else's business.
>
>Of course it isn't. I'd expect to be able to get a hummer from a
>subordinate at work during business hours, have people find out, and have no
>consequences whatsoever. Wouldn't everyone?
Sigh. Missed the point entirely.
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LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:23:35 -0500, "Todd Fatheree" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
>
> >> ]Sure it could. It just isn't anyone else's business.
> >
> >Of course it isn't. I'd expect to be able to get a hummer from a
> >subordinate at work during business hours, have people find out, and have
no
> >consequences whatsoever. Wouldn't everyone?
>
> Sigh. Missed the point entirely.
>
> - -
> LRod
Or you did. But just for fun, if you'd like to clarify your point, feel
free.
todd