All,
Lately the wreck has been contentious but hey, I look at it like we were
neighbors and you stopped by my shop, or I yours, and along with
discussing woodworking, we might discuss a plethora ( <- good word huh?)
of topics. So I offer this humorous story to lighten things up:
Gladys and Harry were residents at the old folks home. It seems that
they were very interested in each other and sooner (more than later)
they fell in love and decided to marry. Even in old age, they found each
other and a great way to alieve the lonliness the both were experienceing.
The biggest stumbling block was their conditions. Harry had had a
Radical Prostatectomy a couple of years back and was VERY hard of
hearing. and Gladys had a bad heart. But they did not let these maladies
stand in their way. They were in love.
Gladys' friends were both surprised at Harry's proposal and supportive
of the union. But they were worried about Gladys' bad heart. They just
knew if Harry wasn't told of her bad heart, she might have a heart
attack on her wedding night during the love making sure to be enjoyed.
Gladys tried to get the courage up to tell Harry before the wedding, a
few days away but each time, she put it off for one reason or the other.
She procrastinated so much, that their wedding day came and she still
had not told Ol' Harry about her heart problem.
The ceremony went well, the reception was exceptional and a good time
was had by all. Harry and Glady's departed for Las Vegas that evening
for a brief honeymoon.
Up in the hotel room, Gladys and Harry got undressed and ready for their
big night! Gladys then decided she could no longer keep her heart
condition under wraps so she said "Harry! I have a heart problem." And
Harry, being hard-of-hearing replied "Don't you think this suite is
wunnerful?" Gladys then decided to speak up and get her "cards on the
table". She said loudly, "Harry! My Heart!" To which Harry replied
"Don't worry darling! It will get hard!"
Frustrated, Gladys yelled at the top of her voice "Harry! I have acute
angina!"
To which Harry replied, "I hope so! Because your tits look like hell!!!"
We need a laugh now and then....
Philski
wonderfully told. Thanks!
-Dan V.
On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:08:44 -0600, philski <[email protected]>
wrote:
>All,
>Lately the wreck has been contentious but hey, I look at it like we were
>neighbors and you stopped by my shop, or I yours, and along with
>discussing woodworking, we might discuss a plethora ( <- good word huh?)
>of topics. So I offer this humorous story to lighten things up:
>
>Gladys and Harry were residents at the old folks home. It seems that
>they were very interested in each other and sooner (more than later)
>they fell in love and decided to marry. Even in old age, they found each
>other and a great way to alieve the lonliness the both were experienceing.
>
>The biggest stumbling block was their conditions. Harry had had a
>Radical Prostatectomy a couple of years back and was VERY hard of
>hearing. and Gladys had a bad heart. But they did not let these maladies
>stand in their way. They were in love.
>
>Gladys' friends were both surprised at Harry's proposal and supportive
>of the union. But they were worried about Gladys' bad heart. They just
>knew if Harry wasn't told of her bad heart, she might have a heart
>attack on her wedding night during the love making sure to be enjoyed.
>
>Gladys tried to get the courage up to tell Harry before the wedding, a
>few days away but each time, she put it off for one reason or the other.
>She procrastinated so much, that their wedding day came and she still
>had not told Ol' Harry about her heart problem.
>
>The ceremony went well, the reception was exceptional and a good time
>was had by all. Harry and Glady's departed for Las Vegas that evening
>for a brief honeymoon.
>
>Up in the hotel room, Gladys and Harry got undressed and ready for their
>big night! Gladys then decided she could no longer keep her heart
>condition under wraps so she said "Harry! I have a heart problem." And
>Harry, being hard-of-hearing replied "Don't you think this suite is
>wunnerful?" Gladys then decided to speak up and get her "cards on the
>table". She said loudly, "Harry! My Heart!" To which Harry replied
>"Don't worry darling! It will get hard!"
>
>Frustrated, Gladys yelled at the top of her voice "Harry! I have acute
>angina!"
>
>To which Harry replied, "I hope so! Because your tits look like hell!!!"
>
>
>
>
>
>We need a laugh now and then....
>
>Philski