Enjoy,
Lew
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and
he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
'Talking Dog For Sale'
'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
is in the backyard.'
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA."
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping."
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals."
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars?
This dog is amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar.
He's never been out of the yard."
On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 08:51:48 -0600, dpb <[email protected]> wrote:
>On 2/24/2012 8:44 AM, Zz Yzx wrote:
>> Thanks Lew. Keep posting.
>
>or not...
What I don't understand is why you'd go three levels into a thread
that you don't want to read and then respond negatively.
On Feb 24, 4:55=A0am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Enjoy,
>
> Lew
> ---------------------------------------
>
> A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and
> he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
>
> 'Talking Dog For Sale'
>
> 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
> is in the backyard.'
>
> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>
> "You talk?" he asks.
>
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
> he says "So, what's your story?"
>
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
> when I was pretty young.
>
> I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA."
>
> "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
> sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> figured a dog would be eavesdropping."
>
> "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
>
> But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
> getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
>
> I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
> wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
>
> I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
> of medals."
>
> "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed.
>
> He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
>
> "Ten dollars," the guy says.
>
> "Ten dollars?
>
> This dog is amazing!
>
> Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
>
> "Because he's a liar.
>
> He's never been out of the yard."
Love it!