LH

"Lew Hodgett"

19/05/2011 12:03 AM

O/T: Perfect Husband

Enjoy

Lew
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen:

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000, is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...
I was just talking to Janie and found out that the
house
I wanted last year is back on the market.

They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.
They'll probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what
you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment . . . mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"