Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he
was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that
if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is
stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
Oh shut up - - - I don't write them I just forward them.
[Oh and LOML and I are doing a Caribbean cruise...<G>]
Nice drive by! Have fun!
SteveP.
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
> Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he
> was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that
> if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is
> stronger if there is a DNA connection.
>
>
> This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
>
> Oh shut up - - - I don't write them I just forward them.
>
> [Oh and LOML and I are doing a Caribbean cruise...<G>]
jo4hn wrote:
> Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
> Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he
> was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that
> if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is
> stronger if there is a DNA connection.
>
>
> This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
>
*groaaannnn* (I'm a huge 'groaner' fan, btw. I have managed to clear
the room at a few parties.)
>
> [Oh and LOML and I are doing a Caribbean cruise...<G>]
Great!! Have fun!!!
r--------> who would like to have gone on a cruise but just found out
he has a wedding to pay for.
jo4hn wrote:
> Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
> Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he
> was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that
> if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is
> stronger if there is a DNA connection.
>
>
> This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
>
> Oh shut up - - - I don't write them I just forward them.
>
> [Oh and LOML and I are doing a Caribbean cruise...<G>]
I hate you.
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:21:15 -0800, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
>Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
>Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he
>was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that
>if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is
>stronger if there is a DNA connection.
>
>
>This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
>
>Oh shut up - - - I don't write them I just forward them.
>
>[Oh and LOML and I are doing a Caribbean cruise...<G>]
Hopefully the cruise will improve your sense [and quality] of humor. ;-)
Have a great time!
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