TITLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
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> The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
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> Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
> and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
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> The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
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> Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and
> I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well,
> That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
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> Little Johnny raised his hand.
> The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny
before.
> She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
> 'fascinate', so she called on him.
> Johnny said,
> 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
> but her tits are so big she can only 'fassen-eight!'
> The teacher sat down and cried.