rA

[email protected] (Al Kyder)

17/07/2003 12:22 PM

LMG sets the stage for a new era in moral standards.

I have decided I can't do it alone despite my awesome powers. I have
enlisted the help of a few of my friends to help in my effort to rid
the world of sin.

The diverse cast of the League of Missionary Gentleman is as follows:

Mandingo Jones....Fresh from being saved and free of any pending
leagal action thanks to the Supreme Court ruling in Bowers vs.Hardwick
has agreed to lend his evil detecting penis to the cause. When an evil
doer is present it swells,vibrates and hums to alert the LMG of thier
presence.

The Enema Within.... Much like the villian in T2 this liquid do gooder
has the ability to change shapes to suit his sin fighting needs. One
minute he's a robust translucent soldier of God. The next he morphs
into an avenging stream of justice in a bag.

Notal Kyder....My slightly swishy brother. Not very menacing in his
own right but when coupled with me he becomes part of the Kyder twin
duo with the ability to shape shift into a biblical David capable of
defeating any Goliath the secular world can throw at us.

Rotal Kyder.... Our half brother. This one is still up in the air but
it's safe to assume his power will involve something rrrealy cool with
hot nacho cheese.

And featuring 1.75....As the Bride of Blacula.

Rest assured you are safe with the LMG on watch.

God Bless,
Al Kyder


This topic has 11 replies

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[email protected] (Al Kyder)

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 6:13 AM

Doug, you are really missing the boat here. If you had just one lump
of coal, you could insert it into your anus and come away shortly a
very rich man.

God Bless,
Al Kyder

Jn

Jules

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 9:14 AM

Doug, take a pill or something......

Doug Miller wrote:

>Well, for starters, you could stop quoting his posts, you idiot.
>
>
>

SB

Scott Brownell

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 8:03 PM

Manfred wrote:
>
> How can this guy be stopped . He is a Nut
>
> "Manfred" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > You are an absolute NUT
> >
> > "Al Kyder" <[email protected]> wrote in message

You could help by not crossposting and also not repeating his message.
Biggest thing is to not even respond..just let it go.


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up later, the damage remains.

cC

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 10:17 PM

On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 11:13:05 +0000 (UTC), "Frank McVey"
<[email protected]> wrote:

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>
>

Dog Food Tastes Terrific?

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"Steve"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 1:15 PM



"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, "Manfred"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> >You are an absolute NUT
> >
> You're just now figuring that out? Why did you think it was necessary
to quote
> all of his drivel, just to point that out to the rest of us?
>
> Quote him again, and you join him in my killfile.
>
> --
> Regards,


Put your boots on Manfred and commence to shaking in them. Doug's going
to put you in his kill file. Oooooooooooh

Any particular reason you had to reply to him twice Doug? What was your
pithy comment in the first post? Oh, that's right -- "you idiot".

jj

jo4hn

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 11:02 PM



sD

[email protected] (Doug Miller)

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 12:55 PM

In article <[email protected]>, "Manfred" <[email protected]> wrote:
>You are an absolute NUT
>
You're just now figuring that out? Why did you think it was necessary to quote
all of his drivel, just to point that out to the rest of us?

Quote him again, and you join him in my killfile.

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)

Save the baby humans - stop partial-birth abortion NOW

Pp

"PM6564"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 11:31 AM


"Frank McVey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
>
>


TGIF

MM

"Manfred"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 11:25 AM

How can this guy be stopped . He is a Nut


"Manfred" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> You are an absolute NUT
>
> "Al Kyder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > I have decided I can't do it alone despite my awesome powers. I have
> > enlisted the help of a few of my friends to help in my effort to rid
> > the world of sin.
> >
> > The diverse cast of the League of Missionary Gentleman is as follows:
> >
> > Mandingo Jones....Fresh from being saved and free of any pending
> > leagal action thanks to the Supreme Court ruling in Bowers vs.Hardwick
> > has agreed to lend his evil detecting penis to the cause. When an evil
> > doer is present it swells,vibrates and hums to alert the LMG of thier
> > presence.
> >
> > The Enema Within.... Much like the villian in T2 this liquid do gooder
> > has the ability to change shapes to suit his sin fighting needs. One
> > minute he's a robust translucent soldier of God. The next he morphs
> > into an avenging stream of justice in a bag.
> >
> > Notal Kyder....My slightly swishy brother. Not very menacing in his
> > own right but when coupled with me he becomes part of the Kyder twin
> > duo with the ability to shape shift into a biblical David capable of
> > defeating any Goliath the secular world can throw at us.
> >
> > Rotal Kyder.... Our half brother. This one is still up in the air but
> > it's safe to assume his power will involve something rrrealy cool with
> > hot nacho cheese.
> >
> > And featuring 1.75....As the Bride of Blacula.
> >
> > Rest assured you are safe with the LMG on watch.
> >
> > God Bless,
> > Al Kyder
>
>

MM

"Manfred"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

17/07/2003 8:32 PM

You are an absolute NUT

"Al Kyder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I have decided I can't do it alone despite my awesome powers. I have
> enlisted the help of a few of my friends to help in my effort to rid
> the world of sin.
>
> The diverse cast of the League of Missionary Gentleman is as follows:
>
> Mandingo Jones....Fresh from being saved and free of any pending
> leagal action thanks to the Supreme Court ruling in Bowers vs.Hardwick
> has agreed to lend his evil detecting penis to the cause. When an evil
> doer is present it swells,vibrates and hums to alert the LMG of thier
> presence.
>
> The Enema Within.... Much like the villian in T2 this liquid do gooder
> has the ability to change shapes to suit his sin fighting needs. One
> minute he's a robust translucent soldier of God. The next he morphs
> into an avenging stream of justice in a bag.
>
> Notal Kyder....My slightly swishy brother. Not very menacing in his
> own right but when coupled with me he becomes part of the Kyder twin
> duo with the ability to shape shift into a biblical David capable of
> defeating any Goliath the secular world can throw at us.
>
> Rotal Kyder.... Our half brother. This one is still up in the air but
> it's safe to assume his power will involve something rrrealy cool with
> hot nacho cheese.
>
> And featuring 1.75....As the Bride of Blacula.
>
> Rest assured you are safe with the LMG on watch.
>
> God Bless,
> Al Kyder

sD

[email protected] (Doug Miller)

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 17/07/2003 12:22 PM

18/07/2003 12:53 PM

In article <[email protected]>, "Manfred" <[email protected]> wrote:
> How can this guy be stopped . He is a Nut

Well, for starters, you could stop quoting his posts, you idiot.

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)

Save the baby humans - stop partial-birth abortion NOW


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