On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 13:30:51 -0500, "Jerry S." <[email protected]>
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>"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
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>What's the best glue for gluing yourself to a toilet? Is it safe to use a
>pointy stick to try and free yourself?
I would think the best glue would have to be hide glue - because you
are not only gluing your hide to the seat, but afterwards you want to
hide!
I personally wouldn't use a pointy stick for getting free. Given the
contour and territory I think there would be too much risk of
collateral damage.
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"We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"
Tim Douglass
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"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
We did it to Fr. Geiss, our dorm rector my freshman year. Before you say
we're going to hell, he was a sneaking no-good autocrat. Used to travel the
halls after lights with one stocking foot and one shoe just to see if he
could catch us playing euchre under a bed draped with blankets. Sometimes
we were even studying!
"Tim Douglass" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
>>
>>What's the best glue for gluing yourself to a toilet? Is it safe to use a
>>pointy stick to try and free yourself?
>
> I would think the best glue would have to be hide glue - because you
> are not only gluing your hide to the seat, but afterwards you want to
> hide!
There are a number of resins which are heat-cured in the temperature range
of the human tush. Long time since organic chemistry, but that's how we
"framed" our buddy's personality.
"Frank Ketchum" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
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> How can diabetes be developed as a result of having your ass glued to a
> toilet? I guess he only has to convince a jury of it.
It's called stress Frank. Stress can be a major contributor to diabetes,
heart disease, stomach ulcers and a dozen other conditions.
But I do surmise that if this particular toilet seat bonding indeed
happened, then most if not all of his lawsuit is a cash grab.
"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
How can diabetes be developed as a result of having your ass glued to a
toilet? I guess he only has to convince a jury of it.
Also, for a weekly taste of funny stories, check out;
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html
"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
What's the best glue for gluing yourself to a toilet? Is it safe to use a
pointy stick to try and free yourself?
RonB wrote:
> Oh crap that's embarrasing. I remember the time it happened at the urinal.
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> Hurt?..........Damn!
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> RonB
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You're not supposed to sit on the urinal. ;-)
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On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 14:50:32 -0500, "George" <George@least> wrote:
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>"Tim Douglass" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>>"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected]...
>>>> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
>>>
>>>What's the best glue for gluing yourself to a toilet? Is it safe to use a
>>>pointy stick to try and free yourself?
>>
>> I would think the best glue would have to be hide glue - because you
>> are not only gluing your hide to the seat, but afterwards you want to
>> hide!
>
>There are a number of resins which are heat-cured in the temperature range
>of the human tush. Long time since organic chemistry, but that's how we
>"framed" our buddy's personality.
Now *that's* a useful piece of information I never would have known
without the Internet! Thanks, Al.
Now I just need to figure out a good application for said
information...
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"We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
David said:
>http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/od_nm/glue_dc
Hey, I was going to post that story, but wanted to be sure it wasn't
another Urban Myth before doing so. SWMBO heard it from a client in
Colorado and told me. Hauled from a Home Depot by the fire chief, a
toilet seat glued to your arse, and your pants around your ankles.
How utterly embarrassing.
Now everyone knows he shops at the Borg! ;-)
Greg G.