Enjoy
Lew
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Rick had been in police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land
in Alaska as far from humanity as possible..
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on
his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about
5:00.....'
'Great', says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet
some local folks. Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking.'
'Not a problem' says Rick. 'After 25 years in the business, I can
drink with the best of 'em'.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there.
Thanks again.'
'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea.
'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?'
'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ------------------------------------------
> Rick had been in police work for 25 years.
>
> Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in
> Alaska as far from humanity as possible..
>
> He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
> Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
>
> After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
> door.
>
> He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
>
> 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
> Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about
> 5:00.....'
>
> 'Great', says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some
> local folks. Thank you.'
>
> As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking.'
>
> 'Not a problem' says Rick. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink
> with the best of 'em'.
>
> Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
> 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
>
> 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks
> again.'
>
> 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
>
> 'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea.
> 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
> By the way, what should I wear?'
>
> 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
>
>
ROFLMAO!
>
> 'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea.
> 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
> By the way, what should I wear?'
>
> 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
I first heard that one from Methuselah's great-grandmother, but it was set
in the wilds of Scotland, and the punch line was ""Nae, yeer fine just the
way ye are - It's jest you and me, laddie."
Scott