"DGDevin" wrote ...
> http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Pizza-Pro-3000_CC9762_ps_srm.html
>
It looks like one of them new fangled cordless saws!!
And it definitely follows the trnd in kitchen tools to make them larger and
larger. Apparently so they will not fit into the average kitchen drawer.
"Robatoy" wrote ...
"Lee Michaels"wrote:
> "DGDevin" wrote ...
>
> >http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Pizza-Pro-3000_CC9...
>
> It looks like one of them new fangled cordless saws!!
>
> And it definitely follows the trnd in kitchen tools to make them larger
> and
> larger. Apparently so they will not fit into the average kitchen drawer.
Yup.. with my logo on it..on display, not hidden in a drawer.... mmm
maybe some LEDs?
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If you are going to all that trouble, perhaps a small corian saw holder?
On Jun 8, 11:09=A0am, Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > Somehow, I had not anticipated having to deal with conceptualizing a
> > corian saw holder. Might as well make it part of a small workshop
> > specializing in the accurate division of pizza. A mitre/bridge saw to
> > cut pizza in very precise sections..... why stop here... a few stepper
> > motors, a few phone-calls to Morris and Bob's your uncle...Divisio
> > Slicilia! (Of course, battery powered so it is transportable and a big
> > hit at parties.)
>
> Umm - please specify diameter of largest pizza you want it to cut and
> max number of cuts.
>
> Would you also like it to be able to cut and serve fruit pies?
>
> :-)
>
Would it be much work to add a pie-throwing option?
On Jun 8, 12:07=A0pm, Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
> No problem - but that'll necessitate a transducer (to approximate the
> mass of the pie and plate) and a video processor to handle laser
> targeting...
>
> Would you like a built-in laugh track?
No, just the standard Hitachi 606684 nyuk-nuyk-on-a-chip... the 50
watt version.
> ...and would that be full- or semi-automatic launch?
Electronically fired casing-less Gatlin-style would be okay. Go to the
standard Phalanx drawings for inspiration. *s*
I vant to stro a LOT uf pie! <clicks heels>
>
> <eg>
<eg indeed>
Robatoy wrote:
> Somehow, I had not anticipated having to deal with conceptualizing a
> corian saw holder. Might as well make it part of a small workshop
> specializing in the accurate division of pizza. A mitre/bridge saw to
> cut pizza in very precise sections..... why stop here... a few stepper
> motors, a few phone-calls to Morris and Bob's your uncle...Divisio
> Slicilia! (Of course, battery powered so it is transportable and a big
> hit at parties.)
Umm - please specify diameter of largest pizza you want it to cut and
max number of cuts.
Would you also like it to be able to cut and serve fruit pies?
:-)
--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/
Robatoy wrote:
> On Jun 8, 11:09 am, Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Robatoy wrote:
>>> Somehow, I had not anticipated having to deal with conceptualizing a
>>> corian saw holder. Might as well make it part of a small workshop
>>> specializing in the accurate division of pizza. A mitre/bridge saw to
>>> cut pizza in very precise sections..... why stop here... a few stepper
>>> motors, a few phone-calls to Morris and Bob's your uncle...Divisio
>>> Slicilia! (Of course, battery powered so it is transportable and a big
>>> hit at parties.)
>>
>> Umm - please specify diameter of largest pizza you want it to cut and
>> max number of cuts.
>>
>> Would you also like it to be able to cut and serve fruit pies?
>>
>> :-)
>>
> Would it be much work to add a pie-throwing option?
No problem - but that'll necessitate a transducer (to approximate the
mass of the pie and plate) and a video processor to handle laser
targeting...
Would you like a built-in laugh track?
...and would that be full- or semi-automatic launch?
<eg>
--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/
Robatoy wrote:
> I vant to stro a LOT uf pie! <clicks heels>
Well, you could go with the V3 MIRV option, which allows for individual
targeting of each slice - or go with clustard cream pies (but you should
be aware that the clustard option tends to produce undesirable
collateral damage).
--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/
On Jun 8, 12:21=A0am, "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*[email protected]>
wrote:
> "DGDevin" =A0wrote ...
>
> >http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Pizza-Pro-3000_CC9...
>
> It looks like one of them new fangled cordless saws!!
>
> And it definitely follows the trnd in kitchen tools to make them larger a=
nd
> larger. =A0Apparently so they will not fit into the average kitchen drawe=
r.
Yup.. with my logo on it..on display, not hidden in a drawer.... mmm
maybe some LEDs?
On Jun 8, 1:50=A0am, "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*[email protected]>
wrote:
> "Robatoy" wrote ...
> =A0"Lee Michaels"wrote:
>
> > "DGDevin" wrote ...
>
> > >http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Pizza-Pro-3000_CC9.=
..
>
> > It looks like one of them new fangled cordless saws!!
>
> > And it definitely follows the trnd in kitchen tools to make them larger
> > and
> > larger. Apparently so they will not fit into the average kitchen drawer=
.
>
> Yup.. with my logo on it..on display, not hidden in a drawer.... mmm
> maybe some LEDs?
> =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D
>
> If you are going to all that trouble, perhaps a small corian saw holder?
Somehow, I had not anticipated having to deal with conceptualizing a
corian saw holder. Might as well make it part of a small workshop
specializing in the accurate division of pizza. A mitre/bridge saw to
cut pizza in very precise sections..... why stop here... a few stepper
motors, a few phone-calls to Morris and Bob's your uncle...Divisio
Slicilia! (Of course, battery powered so it is transportable and a big
hit at parties.)
On Jun 7, 11:59=A0pm, "DGDevin" <[email protected]> wrote:
> http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Pizza-Pro-3000_CC9...
Cute enough to order a dozen and have them labeled with my company
name.
On Jun 8, 10:21=A0am, "Timothy Drouillard" <[email protected]> wrote:
> And a laser.guide.
>
*slapping my forehead* Of course! How did I miss that one? Everything
has a frickin' laser guide on it these days.
Robatoy wrote:
> On Jun 8, 12:21 am, "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> "DGDevin" wrote ...
>>
>>> http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Pizza-Pro-3000_CC9...
>> It looks like one of them new fangled cordless saws!!
>>
>> And it definitely follows the trnd in kitchen tools to make them larger and
>> larger. Apparently so they will not fit into the average kitchen drawer.
>
> Yup.. with my logo on it..on display, not hidden in a drawer.... mmm
> maybe some LEDs?
Worked in a pizza shop, these are the way to go:
http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/lamson/images/32875.jpg
Greg M
In article <[email protected]>,
Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
>Robatoy wrote:
>
>> Somehow, I had not anticipated having to deal with conceptualizing a
>> corian saw holder. Might as well make it part of a small workshop
>> specializing in the accurate division of pizza. A mitre/bridge saw to
>> cut pizza in very precise sections..... why stop here... a few stepper
>> motors, a few phone-calls to Morris and Bob's your uncle...Divisio
>> Slicilia! (Of course, battery powered so it is transportable and a big
>> hit at parties.)
>
>Umm - please specify diameter of largest pizza you want it to cut and
>max number of cuts.
I know a resturant that _would_ have used such an animil were it available.
Some college chums went in to a near campus joint, and ordered pizzza.
whil waiting for the meal to arrive, there was a fairly lengthy (and apparently
a bit louder than intended) discussion of how said pizza was going to be
rationed out.
We _thought_ we had all the possibilities covered, *but* when it arrived at the
table we found we were looking at a platter consisting of SEVEN(!!) equal-sized
pieces. As we stared, sort-of dumbfounded, we heard the peals of laughter from
behind the counter.
*sigh*
And a laser.guide.
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On Jun 8, 12:21 am, "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*[email protected]>
wrote:
> "DGDevin" wrote ...
>
> >http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Pizza-Pro-3000_CC9...
>
> It looks like one of them new fangled cordless saws!!
>
> And it definitely follows the trnd in kitchen tools to make them larger
> and
> larger. Apparently so they will not fit into the average kitchen drawer.
Yup.. with my logo on it..on display, not hidden in a drawer.... mmm
maybe some LEDs?