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Limey Lurker

08/01/2009 3:21 PM

OT: HUMOUR

I became Senior Citizen a few weeks back. A couple of days ago I went
out celebrate on my own.
Next day , I went to confession. The priest said 'Tell me your sins,
my son." I told him what had happened. "I went to a bar for a quiet
drink, and I got talking to two young ladies, much younger than my 65
years, and very friendly, And, well,Father, the upshot was that at the
end of the evening, they invited me back to their apartment for a
nightcap. and, well, I ended up having a night of fantastic sex with
22 year old blonde twins!'
"When was your last confession, my son?" said the priest
"I've never done one before, Father" says I
"And why's that?' said the priest
"Well, I'm a Protestant"
"Then why are you telling me?" he said
"Because I'm telling everybody!"


This topic has 6 replies

LM

"Lee Michaels"

in reply to Limey Lurker on 08/01/2009 3:21 PM

08/01/2009 10:50 PM


"Curran Copeland" wrote
>
> It must have been a really rare and amazing event for you if you had to
> post it twice. and not just because of your age and the number of
> participants.
>
Many ISP's "burp" and post multiple times. Rarely do OP's post twice.

The only exception to that if there is something wrong with the feed and it
doesn't show. And again, it is the powers that be that run the newsgroups,
ISP's, etc.

And it is a very common event.


Uu

"Upscale"

in reply to Limey Lurker on 08/01/2009 3:21 PM

09/01/2009 3:28 AM


"Curran Copeland" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> It must have been a really rare and amazing event for you if you had to
post
> it twice. and not just because of your age and the number of participants.

Actually, it's more rare that you didn't bother to look at the time stamp of
the two postings and realize that they were identical and that he didn't
post it twice, the system double posted.

Jc

"Joe"

in reply to Limey Lurker on 08/01/2009 3:21 PM

09/01/2009 1:05 PM


"Curran Copeland" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>> "Because I'm telling everybody!"
>
> It must have been a really rare and amazing event for you if you had to
> post it twice. and not just because of your age and the number of
> participants.
>

re-read subject of post. then try to find the sense of yours.


RC

Robatoy

in reply to Limey Lurker on 08/01/2009 3:21 PM

09/01/2009 12:52 PM

On Jan 8, 10:50=A0pm, "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*[email protected]>
wrote:
> "Curran Copeland" =A0wrote
>
> > It must have been a really rare and amazing event for you if you had to
> > post it twice. and not just because of your age and the number of
> > participants.
>
> Many ISP's "burp" and post multiple times. Rarely do OP's post twice.
>
> The only exception to that if there is something wrong with the feed and =
it
> doesn't show. And again, it is the powers that be that run the newsgroups=
,
> ISP's, etc.
>
> And it is a very common event.

Too bad it is not a funny as this one:

I became Senior Citizen a few weeks back. A couple of days ago I went
out celebrate on my own.
Next day , I went to confession. The priest said 'Tell me your sins,
my son." I told him what had happened. "I went to a bar for a quiet
drink, and I got talking to two young ladies, much younger than my 65
years, and very friendly, And, well,Father, the upshot was that at
the
end of the evening, they invited me back to their apartment for a
nightcap. and, well, I ended up having a night of fantastic sex with
22 year old blonde twins!'
"When was your last confession, my son?" said the priest
"I've never done one before, Father" says I
"And why's that?' said the priest
"Well, I'm a Protestant"
"Then why are you telling me?" he said
"Because I'm telling everybody!"

CC

"Curran Copeland"

in reply to Limey Lurker on 08/01/2009 3:21 PM

08/01/2009 9:03 PM


> "Because I'm telling everybody!"

It must have been a really rare and amazing event for you if you had to post
it twice. and not just because of your age and the number of participants.

LB

Larry Blanchard

in reply to Limey Lurker on 08/01/2009 3:21 PM

09/01/2009 6:53 PM

On Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:52:11 -0800, Robatoy wrote:

> Too bad it is not a funny as this one:

Hey! I could read this one. Your content is back to:

Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1

instead of:

Content-Type: text/plain; charset=windows-1252

Wonder if Google's been playing with character sets?

--
It's turtles, all the way down


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