I became Senior Citizen a few weeks back. A couple of days ago I went
out celebrate on my own.
Next day , I went to confession. The priest said 'Tell me your sins,
my son." I told him what had happened. "I went to a bar for a quiet
drink, and I got talking to two young ladies, much younger than my 65
years, and very friendly, And, well,Father, the upshot was that at the
end of the evening, they invited me back to their apartment for a
nightcap. and, well, I ended up having a night of fantastic sex with
22 year old blonde twins!'
"When was your last confession, my son?" said the priest
"I've never done one before, Father" says I
"And why's that?' said the priest
"Well, I'm a Protestant"
"Then why are you telling me?" he said
"Because I'm telling everybody!"