my friend is starting up a Joinery service to work locally
and also in the UK, he is skilled and would welcome any small jobs
you can see his website at
http://www.phpexpert.org/coopers/
please have a look at his site and tell him what you think
any advice would be well taken, and anyone who can teach him
woodworking skills would be welcome to ask for a teaching wage
On 1 Sep 2004 08:19:40 -0700, Damian Brown <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I have been in the internet for about 10 years now
> and I was selling things over the net before most people knew about it
So you're an exploiter rather than a contributor, or where are you
going with that claim?
On Wed, 01 Sep 2004 21:27:53 +0100, Andy Dingley <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 1 Sep 2004 08:19:40 -0700, [email protected] (Damian Brown)
> wrote:
>
>>I have been in the internet for about 10 years now
>>and I was selling things over the net before most people knew about it
>
> Congratulations. So why is the web page so damn ugly ?
Well, there were people making ugly web pages a long time ago too...
remember the <blink> tag?
On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:14:55 -0700, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>In the immortal words of Spock "I find it rather amusing" that:
>3) that he had a Kreg (or other) pocket hole jig (though he didn't
>know anything about actual woodworking) and was selling "joinery".
Not just any joinery, either. "High-class" joinery.
I recently read that Christian Beckvoorst just put out his 500th
commissioned piece. He's busy enough; maybe he's thinking about
starting to farm out some of his "high-class joinery."
Barring that, maybe we could google that guy who blew through here a
few months ago with that professional high-class webpage full of
high-class professional shop pictures showing the high-class
professional laundry and exceedingly high-class shop rags hanging over
his table saw. These two could put a partnership together and take
over the professional high-class joinery world.
Client: "I asked for 'Shaker'. I expected hand-cut dovetails."
These guys: "Well, Mrs. Higgenbottom, the Shakers were emminantly
practical people. They _would_ have used pocket screws if they'd had
this jig! Dovetails are okay, if that's what you're willing to settle
for, but using screws is the _hallmark_ of truly high-class joinery."
...Hmmm...
On 1 Sep 2004 08:19:40 -0700, [email protected] (Damian Brown) wrote:
>[email protected] (George G) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> What's his name-----Damian Brown?
>
>his name is Jason Cooper
>and he is a new friend
>
>I was only asking for help for him
>I am not getting anything for it
>
>my name is Damian John Paul Brown
>look for me next year when I stand against Jack Straw
>in Blackburn
>
>I have been in the internet for about 10 years now
>and I was selling things over the net before most people knew about it
>
>I am helping another new friend, you can see his site at
>http://www.phpexpert.org/plasterer/
Note to self: Don't ever let Damian "help" me out by building a web page
for me.
More seriously, what kind of "help" are you giving this guy? A web page
with links to vinyls for sale, a cartoon of a person working plaster, and a
link to an e-mail address. All this, plus an e-mail harvesting input.
Most web pages would have a picture of the person, some of his previous
work, and some further information about place of business.
On 1 Sep 2004 08:19:40 -0700, [email protected] (Damian Brown)
wrote:
>I have been in the internet for about 10 years now
>and I was selling things over the net before most people knew about it
Congratulations.
So why is the web page so damn ugly ?
[email protected] (George G) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> What's his name-----Damian Brown?
his name is Jason Cooper
and he is a new friend
I was only asking for help for him
I am not getting anything for it
my name is Damian John Paul Brown
look for me next year when I stand against Jack Straw
in Blackburn
I have been in the internet for about 10 years now
and I was selling things over the net before most people knew about it
I am helping another new friend, you can see his site at
http://www.phpexpert.org/plasterer/
"Damian Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> please have a look at his site and tell him what you think
I think it is lame and so are you for trying to pass it off as legit.
[email protected] (Damian Brown) wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> my friend is starting up a Joinery service to work locally
> and also in the UK, he is skilled and would welcome any small jobs
> you can see his website at
> [snip]
And since I live in Canada, you can guess how thrilled I am by this...
On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:59:09 -0400, "J. Garland" <[email protected]>
calmly ranted:
>> and also in the UK, he is skilled and would welcome any small jobs
>> you can see his website at
>> http://www.phpexpert.org/coopers/
>>
>> please have a look at his site and tell him what you think
>> any advice would be well taken, and anyone who can teach him
>> woodworking skills would be welcome to ask for a teaching wage
>
>In the words of Captain Kirk, "You Klingon bastard!"
In the immortal words of Spock "I find it rather amusing" that:
1) a totally unusable novice web page like that was hosted under
the PHP Expert domain,
2) that he resold records/tapes/DVDs,
and
3) that he had a Kreg (or other) pocket hole jig (though he didn't
know anything about actual woodworking) and was selling "joinery".
Amazing.
P.S: I also was mistaken about the site. I thought it might be about
a barrelmaker or something.
-----------------------------------------
Jack Kevorkian for Congressional physician!
http://www.diversify.com Wondrous Website Design
=================================================
On Wed, 01 Sep 2004 15:41:05 GMT, Murray Peterson <[email protected]>
wrote:
>[email protected] (Damian Brown) wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> my friend is starting up a Joinery service to work locally
>> and also in the UK, he is skilled and would welcome any small jobs
>> you can see his website at
>> [snip]
>
>And since I live in Canada, you can guess how thrilled I am by this...
Hey, if he only charges a $35 service call fee, you could have quite a
bargain. :-)
"Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> remember the <blink> tag?
Thank God that one got it's rightful place on the HTML trash heap.
On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 20:48:48 -0700, [email protected] (George G) wrote:
>What's his name-----Damian Brown?
More like Millard P Chickenboner; spammers/phishers never use their real
names. BTW, they never read the newsgroups they spam either, so responding
is a waste of time. (yeah, I know, shame on me too)
> and also in the UK, he is skilled and would welcome any small jobs
> you can see his website at
> http://www.phpexpert.org/coopers/
>
> please have a look at his site and tell him what you think
> any advice would be well taken, and anyone who can teach him
> woodworking skills would be welcome to ask for a teaching wage
In the words of Captain Kirk, "You Klingon bastard!"
"Damian Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
I think this piece of shit website is a poor excuse for a way to harvest
email addresses. Go away.
Frank