An couple were sitting around one day, and at a point the husband says to
the wife, "When I die, I want you to sell all of my Festools, and all of my
good woodworking tools".
The wife was somewhat taken back by this and asked her husband, "What would
make you say such a thing?"
The husband replied "Because when I die I expect you'll take up with some
other guy, and I don't want some asshole to end up with all of my Festools
and all of my treasured tools".
The wife thought about this for a moment and then asked, "Just what makes
you think I'll take up with another asshole?"
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-Mike-
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