In article <[email protected]>, Tim Daneliuk
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On 09/18/2012 12:19 PM, CW wrote:
> >
> >
> > "Mike Marlow" wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >
> > Zz Yzx wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
> >>>
> >>> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
> >>
> >> The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
> >>
> >> ... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
> >
> > Wow - it just keeps getting better...
> > ====================================================================
> > A priest, a rabbi, and a zebra all wake into a bar. The bar tender looks at
> > them and says "what is this, some kind of joke"?
> >
>
> A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Cher walks into a bar. The bartender says...
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I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I
like fishing because it¹s the one thing I can think of that probably doesn¹t.
John Gierach
On Sep 18, 1:50=A0pm, Just Wondering <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 9/18/2012 8:37 AM, Zz Yzx wrote:
>
> > A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>
> > Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
> > "Zz Yzx" rhymes with "physics"; or " Isaacs" if you prefer.
> >http://www.abandonedbutnotforgotten.com/zzyzx_road.htm
>
> Kilt him a bar when he was only three.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dtx=
cRQedoEyY
Too much information. No one but you is interested in your crap.
On 9/18/2012 8:37 AM, Zz Yzx wrote:
> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>
> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
> "Zz Yzx" rhymes with "physics"; or " Isaacs" if you prefer.
> http://www.abandonedbutnotforgotten.com/zzyzx_road.htm
Kilt him a bar when he was only three.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcRQedoEyY
"CW" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
>
>
> Wow - it just keeps getting better...
> ====================================================================
> A priest, a rabbi, and a zebra all wake into a bar. The bar tender
> looks at them and says "what is this, some kind of joke"?
>
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
CW wrote:
> "Mike Marlow" wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> Zz Yzx wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>>>
>>> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
>>
>> The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
>>
>> ... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
>
> Wow - it just keeps getting better...
> ====================================================================
> A priest, a rabbi, and a zebra all wake into a bar. The bar tender
> looks at them and says "what is this, some kind of joke"?
And... a taveling salesman walks up to a farmer's door after his car breaks
down. The farmer says something about a room for the night, his daughter,
and the fact that this ain't no freakin' joke...
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-Mike-
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Zz Yzx wrote:
> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>
> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
Geezus - 15 minutes later and I'm just now able to get off the floor from
laughing! One of the best one's I've heard in a long time! Mind if I steal
it? Ummmm... can you explain it to me though...?
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-Mike-
[email protected]
Zz Yzx wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>>
>> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
>
> The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
>
> ... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
Wow - it just keeps getting better...
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-Mike-
[email protected]
On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:06:19 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Zz Yzx wrote:
>> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>>
>> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
>
>Geezus - 15 minutes later and I'm just now able to get off the floor from
>laughing! One of the best one's I've heard in a long time! Mind if I steal
>it? Ummmm... can you explain it to me though...?
An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we
don't serve minors".
On 09/18/2012 12:19 PM, CW wrote:
>
>
> "Mike Marlow" wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> Zz Yzx wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>>>
>>> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
>>
>> The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
>>
>> ... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
>
> Wow - it just keeps getting better...
> ====================================================================
> A priest, a rabbi, and a zebra all wake into a bar. The bar tender looks at them and says "what is this, some kind of joke"?
>
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Tim Daneliuk
On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
wrote:
>A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>
>Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
'k... 'k....
After the physicist; the horse, Daryl Hannah, John Kerry, and Sarah
jessica Parker (tje "Long-faced group), the duck, the rabbi, the
priest, and various others go to the bar, they wager a bet and decide
to have a race: silkworms it is, one side ofthe bar to the other.
The silkworms ended up in a tie.
"Mike Marlow" wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
Zz Yzx wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>>
>> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
>
> The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
>
> ... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
Wow - it just keeps getting better...
====================================================================
A priest, a rabbi, and a zebra all wake into a bar. The bar tender looks at
them and says "what is this, some kind of joke"?
On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
wrote:
>A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>
>Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
On 09/18/2012 11:43 AM, Mike Marlow wrote:
> Zz Yzx wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:37:42 -0700, Zz Yzx <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> A bar walks into a physicist and ......
>>>
>>> Oh, sorry.... wrong frame of reference.
>>
>> The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was........
>>
>> ... Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
>
> Wow - it just keeps getting better...
>
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
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Tim Daneliuk