On Sep 19, 5:06 pm, Patriarch <[email protected]> wrote:
> [email protected] (J T) wrote innews:23607-46F178A2-927@storefull-
> 3332.bay.webtv.net:
>
> > This covers all my vehicle needs perfectly - basic transportation,
> > wood hauling, etc.
> >http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_limo_4.jpg
>
> Add a coat of yellow gloss. And maybe a bumper in the rear. With one of
> those nasty trailer hitches that hang out the back to spear rice rockets.
>
> Patriarch
The yellow gloss would help me stay away from that hitch.
Personally, I love riding a 600 pound pony with 150 horses.
Problem is, that an idiot, who doesn't quite shave yet, and still
says: Dooooode!!!", barely 16, can ride one of those crotch rockets.
It is NOT the guy with the 976 Duc...
On the up side.... MANY people's lives are saved by donors who thought
they could out-run that locomotive.
It is not the gun, bike, small plane.....
No offense, Barry, but you guys seldom leave anything useful at the
scene. *G*.
I'm a bit giddy. My oldest daughter (27) is getting married on
Saturday....to a most incredibly wonderful guy.... an English
major..who'da thunk it?
r------> who thinks life is pretty good these days.
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> This covers all my vehicle needs perfectly - basic transportation,
> wood hauling, etc.
> http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_limo_4.jpg
Why not something like this truck:
http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
On Sep 19, 5:35 pm, [email protected] (J T) wrote:
> Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan Coby)
> doth query:
> Why not something like this truck:http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
>
> Because it can't be licensed for the street.
>
> JOAT
> What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
> humiliations?
> - Peter Egan
Farm Use plates?
on 9/19/2007 7:49 PM Buddy Matlosz said the following:
> "J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan Coby)
> doth query:
> Why not something like this truck:
> http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
>
>
>> Because it can't be licensed for the street.
>>
>
> I'd like to see you try to pull him over and tell him.
>
> B.
>
>
>
What's the gas mileage?
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In Hamptonburgh, NY
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Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan=A0Coby)
doth query:
Why not something like this truck:
http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
Because it can't be licensed for the street.
JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan Coby)
doth query:
Why not something like this truck:
http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
> Because it can't be licensed for the street.
I'd like to see you try to pull him over and tell him.
B.
Not much room for helpers to ride either
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan Coby)
doth query:
Why not something like this truck:
http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
Because it can't be licensed for the street.
JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan
Buddy Matlosz wrote:
> "J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan Coby)
> doth query:
> Why not something like this truck:
> http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
>
>> Because it can't be licensed for the street.
>
> I'd like to see you try to pull him over and tell him.
He'll run into something he can't go under or through eventually.
Those things are _huge_--won't go under most underpasses or through
most tunnels or down many two lane streets between buildings.
If you've never seen one up close and personal, they're something to
see. I've got a whole bunch of pictures of this one
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1126/881264078_f846507ee6_b.jpg that I
need to put up--it's no longer in service, it's now an ornament in a
park in Fermont, QC. The hubs of the wheels are at about eye level.
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(was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)
willshak wrote:
> on 9/19/2007 7:49 PM Buddy Matlosz said the following:
>> "J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan Coby)
>> doth query:
>> Why not something like this truck:
>> http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
>>
>>
>>> Because it can't be licensed for the street.
>>>
>>
>> I'd like to see you try to pull him over and tell him.
>>
>> B.
>>
>>
>>
> What's the gas mileage?
That would depend on whether it's loaded or not. With 150+ tons of
ore on board it gets a lot less mileage than it does empty.
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>>"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 12:52pm (EDT-3) [email protected] (Dan Coby)
>>doth query:
>>Why not something like this truck:
>>http://www.watersheep.org.uk/images/pete/public_html/pictures/Truck.jpg
> Because it can't be licensed for the street.
>JOAT
>What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
>humiliations?
>- Peter Egan
Mebe so, but at least it can handle a load of trusses - OP unit
cain't.....
(smirk)
Thu, Oct 4, 2007, 6:00pm (EDT-1) [email protected]
(Not=A0Gimpy=A0Anymore) doth mumble:
Mebe so, but at least it can handle a load of trusses - OP unit
cain't.....
(smirk)
Maybe so, but it doesn't have any class. The OP unit has class.
Besides, if I was gonn haul trusses, I'd use a trailer, made for the
purpose. Now wipe the smirk off your face.
JOAT
"I'm an Igor, thur. We don't athk quethtionth."
"Really? Why not?"
"I don't know, thur. I didn't athk."
on 9/19/2007 11:28 PM Patriarch said the following:
> Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>
>> On Sep 19, 5:06 pm, Patriarch <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> [email protected] (J T) wrote
>>> innews:23607-46F178A2-927@storefull- 3332.bay.webtv.net:
>>>
>>>
>>>> This covers all my vehicle needs perfectly - basic
>>>> transportation,
>>>> wood hauling, etc.
>>>> http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_limo_4.jpg
>>>>
>>> Add a coat of yellow gloss. And maybe a bumper in the rear. With
>>> one of those nasty trailer hitches that hang out the back to spear
>>> rice rockets.
>>>
>>> Patriarch
>>>
>> The yellow gloss would help me stay away from that hitch.
>>
>> Personally, I love riding a 600 pound pony with 150 horses.
>> Problem is, that an idiot, who doesn't quite shave yet, and still
>> says: Dooooode!!!", barely 16, can ride one of those crotch rockets.
>> It is NOT the guy with the 976 Duc...
>>
>
> The fuzzy headed fellow who, at age 17, whacked into my sons at 45 mph,
> driving an old Volvo tank, and put the back bumper into the back seat,
> and all walked away... I know the type.
>
>> On the up side.... MANY people's lives are saved by donors who thought
>> they could out-run that locomotive.
>> It is not the gun, bike, small plane.....
>> No offense, Barry, but you guys seldom leave anything useful at the
>> scene. *G*.
>>
>
> I feel the same way. My mother was an RN.
>
>
>> I'm a bit giddy. My oldest daughter (27) is getting married on
>> Saturday....to a most incredibly wonderful guy.... an English
>> major..who'da thunk it?
>>
Well, you had better improve your English before talking to him. 'Who'da
thunk it"? :-)
>
> Major congratulations!
>
>
>> r------> who thinks life is pretty good these days.
>>
>>
>
> Patriarch, who agrees. The new granddaughter is two weeks old today.
>
--
Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
To email, remove the double zeroes after @
willshak <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
*trim*
>
> Well, you had better improve your English before talking to him.
> 'Who'da thunk it"? :-)
>
*trim*
Nowadays, English isn't about nouns, verbs, and silly bulls. They quit
that stuff when I was in 7th grade. It's Literature acadamia's
interested in. "Improper" language is ok by them! (See "silly bulls")
If a Usenet post isn't great literature, I don't know what is.
Puckdropper
--
Wise is the man who attempts to answer his question before asking it.
To email me directly, send a message to puckdropper (at) fastmail.fm
[email protected] (J T) wrote in news:23607-46F178A2-927@storefull-
3332.bay.webtv.net:
> This covers all my vehicle needs perfectly - basic transportation,
> wood hauling, etc.
> http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_limo_4.jpg
>
Add a coat of yellow gloss. And maybe a bumper in the rear. With one of
those nasty trailer hitches that hang out the back to spear rice rockets.
Patriarch
Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 4:06pm (EDT-1) [email protected] (Patriarch)
doth sayeth:
Add a coat of yellow gloss. And maybe a bumper in the rear. With one of
those nasty trailer hitches that hang out the back to spear rice
rockets.
Pain't roller, couple of foam brushes, canary yellow paint, no
prob. I'd be very tempted to put on a bumber made out of a section of
railroad track - and brake frequently when i look in my rearview mirror
and can't even see the bumper on the car behind me.
JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan
Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> On Sep 19, 5:06 pm, Patriarch <[email protected]> wrote:
>> [email protected] (J T) wrote
>> innews:23607-46F178A2-927@storefull- 3332.bay.webtv.net:
>>
>> > This covers all my vehicle needs perfectly - basic
>> > transportation,
>> > wood hauling, etc.
>> >http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_limo_4.jpg
>>
>> Add a coat of yellow gloss. And maybe a bumper in the rear. With
>> one of those nasty trailer hitches that hang out the back to spear
>> rice rockets.
>>
>> Patriarch
>
> The yellow gloss would help me stay away from that hitch.
>
> Personally, I love riding a 600 pound pony with 150 horses.
> Problem is, that an idiot, who doesn't quite shave yet, and still
> says: Dooooode!!!", barely 16, can ride one of those crotch rockets.
> It is NOT the guy with the 976 Duc...
The fuzzy headed fellow who, at age 17, whacked into my sons at 45 mph,
driving an old Volvo tank, and put the back bumper into the back seat,
and all walked away... I know the type.
>
> On the up side.... MANY people's lives are saved by donors who thought
> they could out-run that locomotive.
> It is not the gun, bike, small plane.....
> No offense, Barry, but you guys seldom leave anything useful at the
> scene. *G*.
I feel the same way. My mother was an RN.
> I'm a bit giddy. My oldest daughter (27) is getting married on
> Saturday....to a most incredibly wonderful guy.... an English
> major..who'da thunk it?
Major congratulations!
>
> r------> who thinks life is pretty good these days.
>
Patriarch, who agrees. The new granddaughter is two weeks old today.
Thu, Sep 20, 2007, 9:33am (EDT-1) [email protected] (dpb) doth mumble:
Little short on the wood hauling it looks like...appears to still be
only 8-ft bed length...
Why am I thinking "day labor" here... :(
Oh, com on. Use some basic imagination. Obviously, you cut out
the front of the bed. Tken take all the seats, but the front, out. You
could carry telephone poles in there. Or your bass boat. Leave the
seats in, carry a couple of little leage ball teams. Put your
mom-in-law in the rear seat; or the wife, at times. Mega tailgate
party. The list goes on. Imagination is a terrible thing to waste.
Day labor? What kind of a disgusting mind do you have anyway? I even
came up with the perfect paint job for it.
http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_paintjob.jpg
JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan
dpb wrote:
> J T wrote:
>> Thu, Sep 20, 2007, 9:33am (EDT-1) [email protected] (dpb) doth mumble:
>> Little short on the wood hauling it looks like...appears to still be
>> only 8-ft bed length...
>> Why am I thinking "day labor" here... :(
>>
>> Oh, com on. Use some basic imagination. ...
>
> I was only commenting on the current configuration, not what it could
> become...
>
> Actually, it looks like a damned fine job of the modification...
>
> Don't have a clue of what the purpose really is, but from the
> body-hauling capacity, one must assume its primarily for migrant farm
> hands or similar.
>
> For hauling, removing one cab section and inserting a shortbed bed
> section in its place would give a 14-ft bed, just about right for those
> runs to the sawmill... :)
>
> --
When I saw the picture, my thought was that I knew some kids in high
school who would have done that kind of project as a shop project.
--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
J T wrote:
> Thu, Sep 20, 2007, 9:33am (EDT-1) [email protected] (dpb) doth mumble:
> Little short on the wood hauling it looks like...appears to still be
> only 8-ft bed length...
> Why am I thinking "day labor" here... :(
>
> Oh, com on. Use some basic imagination. ...
I was only commenting on the current configuration, not what it could
become...
Actually, it looks like a damned fine job of the modification...
Don't have a clue of what the purpose really is, but from the
body-hauling capacity, one must assume its primarily for migrant farm
hands or similar.
For hauling, removing one cab section and inserting a shortbed bed
section in its place would give a 14-ft bed, just about right for those
runs to the sawmill... :)
--
On Sep 20, 6:26 pm, [email protected] (J T) wrote:
>
> My personal thought is, a junkyard guy with time on his hands.
> Actually, looks like an excellent airport limo. There's people I know
> who would love renting this as a wedding limo - me included. Maybe an
> inexpensiv church or activity bus. Or maybe just someone with more
> family than money. On reflection, I think I may rather speculate, than
> to actually know, why it was made. Another thought, enough seats so
> each kid can have their own sead, and won't ght so much - now that one
> sounds like a winner.
It reminds me of a day a couple years ago, sitting in a friend's yard
waiting for paint to dry (lacquer, really). He lives next to the route
460 bypass with a three lane turn off. Big ol' limo making the turn.
Or trying to. I doubt this was an airport limo. It looked much more
like the silly transport kids use at proms. It took the guy three
tries, two more tries than your average 18 wheeler, to navigate the
turn onto the entrance. We were laughing so hard we spilled our
coffee.
I recall being able to borrow a NEW car for my senior prom. A Nash
Metropolitan. But, as my old man said, "What's a senior prom."
Thu, Sep 20, 2007, 1:58pm (EDT-1) [email protected] (dpb) doth sayeth:
I was only commenting on the current configuration, not what it could
become...
Actually, it looks like a damned fine job of the modification...
Don't have a clue of what the purpose really is, but from the
body-hauling capacity, one must assume its primarily for migrant farm
hands or similar.
For hauling, removing one cab section and inserting a shortbed bed
section in its place would give a 14-ft bed, just about right for those
runs to the sawmill... :)
My personal thought is, a junkyard guy with time on his hands.
Actually, looks like an excellent airport limo. There's people I know
who would love renting this as a wedding limo - me included. Maybe an
inexpensiv church or activity bus. Or maybe just someone with more
family than money. On reflection, I think I may rather speculate, than
to actually know, why it was made. Another thought, enough seats so
each kid can have their own sead, and won't ght so much - now that one
sounds like a winner.
JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:02:45 -0700, Robatoy <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Sep 19, 5:06 pm, Patriarch <[email protected]> wrote:
>> [email protected] (J T) wrote innews:23607-46F178A2-927@storefull-
>> 3332.bay.webtv.net:
>
>I'm a bit giddy. My oldest daughter (27) is getting married on
>Saturday....to a most incredibly wonderful guy.... an English
>major..who'da thunk it?
>
>r------> who thinks life is pretty good these days.
I have a son-in-law who is an English major he's a very nice guy (If
he makes my little girl happy, he must be doing something right ;-)
The other son-in-law has a degree in aerospace engineering - and he
also is a very nice guy.
John
Connection to wood: both daughters contributed gift cards toward the
purchase of my table saw...