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David Nebenzahl

23/08/2009 5:30 PM

Why I hate Norm Abrams

Well, I don't personally hate him. Don't even know the guy. (Certainly
no fan of his, though.)

But that's the title of the latest piece by one of my favorite
columnists in the /Berkeley Daily Planet/, Matt Cantor, local owner of a
home-inspection business who writes a weekly column on home repair and
maintenance.

Here's a sample:

I do genuinely hate these specific shows: "Hometime," "This Old House"
and "The New Yankee Workshop." I hate them for one simple reason: they
make most people feel like idiots. Even if a show only demonstrates how
to build a basic chest of drawers, it does a lousy job of preparing the
average Joe or Joan for the task. In the end, the show provides nothing
more than boutique shopping and showing off. I suppose that would be a
lot of fun if you only want to learn that you—as a homeowner or stock
broker or bank clerk—know nothing about houses or furniture or nails and
that you’ll never stand a chance of doing more than hanging a picture on
the wall.

On shows like these, the jobs are made to look so darned easy. All the
materials are waiting for assembly and nothing is spoiled, the wrong
type or missing. The air gun never misfires and the compressor never
needs to be drained (yes, you have to drain compressors daily because
they fill up with water and will rust out if you don’t do so). That’s
another thing I hate: in actuality, there are many small details that
fill a contractor’s day (or your day when you play contractor) but
they’re neatly edited out, just as they are in a cooking show. Just pop
the raw one in the oven and Voila, the new freshly baked one comes right
out of the other oven.

(See article at
http://berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2009-08-20/article/33531)


--
Found--the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism


This topic has 11 replies

LM

"Lee Michaels"

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

24/08/2009 9:03 AM


"willshak" <[email protected]> wrote
>
> It's just entertainment, and not a learning program. I suppose many of the
> viewers don't have any thoughts of building anything they see on the show,
> or even have the tools to build it. I put it in the same category of shows
> like "How It's Made" and "American Chopper", where the viewer is not
> looking for a way to make a Hockey helmet or a custom motorcycle.
>
American Chopper is less and less about motorcycles. It more and more about
the Tuetel family soap opera. And watch daddy get rich while he drives his
sons away. There has been a couple recent episodes where less than ten
minutes of the show had anything to do with building a bike.


TT

TD

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

24/08/2009 1:48 AM

David Nebenzahl <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Norm Abrams

>

Rc

Robatoy

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

30/08/2009 1:07 PM

On Aug 30, 3:59=A0pm, -MIKE- <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > it is nothing but grand entrances, false dead-lines and stage-craft...
> > and family drama, because we are the voyeurs of human drama and family
> > feuds. We love to slow down at the scene of an accident. Sick.
>
> Even if the accident is staged.
>

Yup. All stagecraft. Like many of the feuds between celebrities.

Uu

"Upscale"

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

23/08/2009 9:56 PM


"TD" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> David Nebenzahl <[email protected]> wrote in
> > Norm Abrams

Doesn't matter much, we all know who is being referred to. And, to be
honest, Norm Abrams rolls off the tongue much more easily that Norm Abram.
Hell, considering how often people mispronounce his last name, he should
change it to make it easier on everyone else. :)

Rc

Robatoy

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

30/08/2009 12:46 PM

On Aug 24, 9:03=A0am, "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*[email protected]>
wrote:
> "willshak" <[email protected]> wrote
>
> > It's just entertainment, and not a learning program. I suppose many of =
the
> > viewers don't have any thoughts of building anything they see on the sh=
ow,
> > or even have the tools to build it. I put it in the same category of sh=
ows
> > like "How It's Made" and "American Chopper", where the viewer is not
> > looking for a way to make a Hockey helmet or a custom motorcycle.
>
> American Chopper is less and less about motorcycles. It more and more abo=
ut
> the Tuetel family soap opera. =A0And watch daddy get rich while he drives=
his
> sons away. =A0There has been a couple recent episodes where less than ten
> minutes of the show had anything to do with building a bike.

That show has sucked for years now. It was cool in the beginning. Now
it is nothing but grand entrances, false dead-lines and stage-craft...
and family drama, because we are the voyeurs of human drama and family
feuds. We love to slow down at the scene of an accident. Sick.

JD

"Jon Danniken"

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

23/08/2009 8:46 PM

Upscale wrote:
> "TD" wrote in message
>> David Nebenzahl wrote in
>>> Norm Abrams
>
> Doesn't matter much, we all know who is being referred to. And, to be
> honest, Norm Abrams rolls off the tongue much more easily that Norm
> Abram. Hell, considering how often people mispronounce his last name,
> he should change it to make it easier on everyone else. :)

The guy is well enough known that they named a tank after him. That's
pretty cool!

3.....2.....

Jon

Ll

"Leon"

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

24/08/2009 1:58 PM


"Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "willshak" <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>> It's just entertainment, and not a learning program. I suppose many of
>> the viewers don't have any thoughts of building anything they see on the
>> show, or even have the tools to build it. I put it in the same category
>> of shows like "How It's Made" and "American Chopper", where the viewer is
>> not looking for a way to make a Hockey helmet or a custom motorcycle.
>>
> American Chopper is less and less about motorcycles. It more and more
> about the Tuetel family soap opera. And watch daddy get rich while he
> drives his sons away. There has been a couple recent episodes where less
> than ten minutes of the show had anything to do with building a bike.


Is the show even on any more? I have not seen any new episodes since
Spring.
IMHO it has always been about the drama and I don't really think daddy drove
his sons away, more like pushed them out of the nest. It was mostly Sr.'s
fault for putting up with the nonsense for all those years.
I would have fired both of the sons long before now. Mikey is pretty much a
distraction, no more no less. Paul Jr., no work ethic.

Rc

Robatoy

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

30/08/2009 12:48 PM

On Aug 24, 2:58=A0pm, "Leon" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
>
>
> > "willshak" <[email protected]> wrote
>
> >> It's just entertainment, and not a learning program. I suppose many of
> >> the viewers don't have any thoughts of building anything they see on t=
he
> >> show, or even have the tools to build it. I put it in the same categor=
y
> >> of shows like "How It's Made" and "American Chopper", where the viewer=
is
> >> not looking for a way to make a Hockey helmet or a custom motorcycle.
>
> > American Chopper is less and less about motorcycles. It more and more
> > about the Tuetel family soap opera. =A0And watch daddy get rich while h=
e
> > drives his sons away. =A0There has been a couple recent episodes where =
less
> > than ten minutes of the show had anything to do with building a bike.
>
> Is the show even on any more? =A0I have not seen any new episodes since
> Spring.
> IMHO it has always been about the drama and I don't really think daddy dr=
ove
> his sons away, more like pushed them out of the nest. =A0It was mostly Sr=
.'s
> fault for putting up with the nonsense for all those years.
> I would have fired both of the sons long before now. =A0Mikey is pretty m=
uch a
> distraction, no more no less. =A0Paul Jr., =A0no work ethic.

Leon.... it's not real any more. It is the writing crews of Day Of Our
Lives...or As The Stomach Turns.

bb

"benick"

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

23/08/2009 9:58 PM


"David Nebenzahl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Well, I don't personally hate him. Don't even know the guy. (Certainly no
> fan of his, though.)
>
> But that's the title of the latest piece by one of my favorite
> columnists in the /Berkeley Daily Planet/, Matt Cantor, local owner of a
> home-inspection business who writes a weekly column on home repair and
> maintenance.
>
> Here's a sample:
>
> I do genuinely hate these specific shows: "Hometime," "This Old House"
> and "The New Yankee Workshop." I hate them for one simple reason: they
> make most people feel like idiots. Even if a show only demonstrates how
> to build a basic chest of drawers, it does a lousy job of preparing the
> average Joe or Joan for the task. In the end, the show provides nothing
> more than boutique shopping and showing off. I suppose that would be a
> lot of fun if you only want to learn that you—as a homeowner or stock
> broker or bank clerk—know nothing about houses or furniture or nails and
> that you’ll never stand a chance of doing more than hanging a picture on
> the wall.
>
> On shows like these, the jobs are made to look so darned easy. All the
> materials are waiting for assembly and nothing is spoiled, the wrong
> type or missing. The air gun never misfires and the compressor never
> needs to be drained (yes, you have to drain compressors daily because
> they fill up with water and will rust out if you don’t do so). That’s
> another thing I hate: in actuality, there are many small details that
> fill a contractor’s day (or your day when you play contractor) but
> they’re neatly edited out, just as they are in a cooking show. Just pop
> the raw one in the oven and Voila, the new freshly baked one comes right
> out of the other oven.
>
> (See article at
> http://berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2009-08-20/article/33531)
>
>
> --
> Found--the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism

The only thing I don't like about those shows is that they make it seem like
it can be done in a day and everybody can be there working at the same
time....The looks I get from people when they get the news the drywall is
gonna take 2 or 3 weeks for their new house and nothing else is gonna be
happening inside while we are there.."You mean we can't install the cabinets
and trim the windows till your done "...I answer , NO you're gonna get your
crap outta here so we can walk around on stilts and not kill ourselves and
roll our staging around.....LOL.....

TOH and TNYW are good shows , very informative and I don't include them in
the other idiot shows...

Mm

-MIKE-

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

30/08/2009 2:59 PM

Robatoy wrote:
> it is nothing but grand entrances, false dead-lines and stage-craft...
> and family drama, because we are the voyeurs of human drama and family
> feuds. We love to slow down at the scene of an accident. Sick.

Even if the accident is staged.


--

-MIKE-

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willshak

in reply to David Nebenzahl on 23/08/2009 5:30 PM

24/08/2009 8:28 AM

on 8/23/2009 8:30 PM (ET) David Nebenzahl wrote the following:
> Well, I don't personally hate him. Don't even know the guy. (Certainly
> no fan of his, though.)
>
> But that's the title of the latest piece by one of my favorite
> columnists in the /Berkeley Daily Planet/, Matt Cantor, local owner of a
> home-inspection business who writes a weekly column on home repair and
> maintenance.
>
> Here's a sample:
>
> I do genuinely hate these specific shows: "Hometime," "This Old House"
> and "The New Yankee Workshop." I hate them for one simple reason: they
> make most people feel like idiots. Even if a show only demonstrates how
> to build a basic chest of drawers, it does a lousy job of preparing the
> average Joe or Joan for the task. In the end, the show provides nothing
> more than boutique shopping and showing off. I suppose that would be a
> lot of fun if you only want to learn that you—as a homeowner or stock
> broker or bank clerk—know nothing about houses or furniture or nails
> and
> that you’ll never stand a chance of doing more than hanging a
> picture on
> the wall.
>
> On shows like these, the jobs are made to look so darned easy. All the
> materials are waiting for assembly and nothing is spoiled, the wrong
> type or missing. The air gun never misfires and the compressor never
> needs to be drained (yes, you have to drain compressors daily because
> they fill up with water and will rust out if you don’t do so). That’s
> another thing I hate: in actuality, there are many small details that
> fill a contractor’s day (or your day when you play contractor) but
> they’re neatly edited out, just as they are in a cooking show. Just pop
> the raw one in the oven and Voila, the new freshly baked one comes
> right
> out of the other oven.
>
> (See article at
> http://berkeleydailyplanet.com/issue/2009-08-20/article/33531)
>
>

It's just entertainment, and not a learning program. I suppose many of
the viewers don't have any thoughts of building anything they see on the
show, or even have the tools to build it. I put it in the same category
of shows like "How It's Made" and "American Chopper", where the viewer
is not looking for a way to make a Hockey helmet or a custom motorcycle.

--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
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