JP

"Jim P"

09/06/2009 5:00 PM

OT: How bad is the ECONOMY?

How bad is the economy?
It's so bad women are having
sex with men because they
can't afford batteries.


Jim P


This topic has 12 replies

Hh

"HeyBub"

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

10/06/2009 5:04 PM

Upscale wrote:
> "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> My current squeeze calls her now-disused implement "BOB."
>>
>> BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.
>
> You *hope* it's disused!

Pretty sure it is, although I'll admit it's kind of distracting to hear her
yell "Bob! BOB! OH MY GOD, BOB...." when my name is Hubert....

But not TOO distracting...

DN

David Nebenzahl

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

11/06/2009 11:38 AM

On 6/10/2009 6:39 AM Glen spake thus:

> HeyBub wrote:
>
>> Jim P wrote:
>>
>>> How bad is the economy? It's so bad women are having sex with men
>>> because they can't afford batteries.
>>
>> Good one!
>>
>> My current squeeze calls her now-disused implement "BOB."
>>
>> BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.
>>
> Shouldn't this fit under the "New Tool" thread below?

Nah, it's an old tool, as old as the pyramids. (Non-battery-powered, of
course.)


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Found--the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism

TW

Tom Watson

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

09/06/2009 5:14 PM

On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 17:00:12 -0400, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:

>How bad is the economy?
>It's so bad women are having
>sex with men because they
>can't afford batteries.
>
>
>Jim P
>


an obvious funding oversight in something calling itself a stimulus
package



Regards,

Tom Watson
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

nn

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

09/06/2009 2:19 PM

On Jun 9, 4:14=A0pm, Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:

> an obvious funding oversight in something calling itself a stimulus
> package

LMAO!

Full point scored by TW!

Robert

RC

Robatoy

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

10/06/2009 7:32 AM

On Jun 10, 10:34=A0am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > My current squeeze calls her now-disused implement "BOB."
>
> > BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.
>
> You *hope* it's disused!

A friend of mine is an avid hunter and has a huge freezer out in his
workshop. When it kicks in, the lights take a definite deep dive in
brightness. I am used to it now, but a visiting customer was a bit
startled. When the customer asked what that was all about, my buddy,
without missing a beat, said: "that's the misses, recharging her sex
toy."

TD

Tim Daneliuk

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

09/06/2009 4:40 PM

Tom Watson wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 17:00:12 -0400, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> How bad is the economy?
>> It's so bad women are having
>> sex with men because they
>> can't afford batteries.
>>
>>
>> Jim P
>>
>
>
> an obvious funding oversight in something calling itself a stimulus
> package
>
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Tom Watson
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

+1

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Hh

"HeyBub"

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

10/06/2009 8:13 AM

Jim P wrote:
> How bad is the economy?
> It's so bad women are having
> sex with men because they
> can't afford batteries.
>
>
> Jim P

Good one!

My current squeeze calls her now-disused implement "BOB."

BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.

Gg

Glen

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

10/06/2009 6:39 AM

HeyBub wrote:
> Jim P wrote:
>> How bad is the economy?
>> It's so bad women are having
>> sex with men because they
>> can't afford batteries.
>>
>>
>> Jim P
>
> Good one!
>
> My current squeeze calls her now-disused implement "BOB."
>
> BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.
>
>
Shouldn't this fit under the "New Tool" thread below?

Jn

"Joe"

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

09/06/2009 11:35 PM


"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 17:00:12 -0400, "Jim P" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>How bad is the economy?
>>It's so bad women are having
>>sex with men because they
>>can't afford batteries.
>>
>>
>>Jim P
>>
>
>
> an obvious funding oversight in something calling itself a stimulus
> package
>
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Tom Watson
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

He shoots! Score it and the foul!

JP

"Jim P"

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

10/06/2009 9:39 AM


"Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> My current squeeze calls her now-disused implement "BOB."
>>
>> BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.
>
> You *hope* it's disused!
>
>

And not misused

Uu

"Upscale"

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

10/06/2009 9:34 AM


"HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> My current squeeze calls her now-disused implement "BOB."
>
> BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.

You *hope* it's disused!

Hh

"HeyBub"

in reply to "Jim P" on 09/06/2009 5:00 PM

11/06/2009 2:05 PM

David Nebenzahl wrote:
>>> BOB stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.
>>>
>> Shouldn't this fit under the "New Tool" thread below?
>
> Nah, it's an old tool, as old as the pyramids. (Non-battery-powered,
> of course.)

A few years ago, at an American Booksellers convention in San Francisco, I
was visiting with the reps from the Jewish Publication Society. I heard a
buzz. I saw them wince.

Across the aisle from the JPS (and these were narrow aisles) was "Down There
Press" which published books on care and use of personal vibrators. To draw
traffic to their table, they had a display of antique vibrators! Wind-up
gizmos that looked like they came from Torquemada's kitchen, some
ratchety-things, and items which had no discernable function but for which I
knew there had to be some explanation.

The ladies - and I say that advisedly - populating the booth were all
dressed batik print dresses and kept their hands out of sight below the
table. The did all have, however, beatific smiles.


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